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Sassy
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An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone!
#8909767 - 09/10/08 10:43 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Okay so here's the deal... if you haven't read the original story, it's HERE.
I wake up this morning to find my boyfriend taking out the trash... and in the middle of a screaming match between my neighbor and some wigger kid taking his baby for a walk. Boone, said neighbor, is yelling at the wigger about how he's a no good piece of shit and he better stay the hell away from his yard. Wigger is yelling stupid shit back. Then, as he's passing our house, says to my boyfriend... "Your redneck neighbor is going to get his racist ass beat." My boyfriend doesn't reply or acknowledge either, puts the trash out, and comes back inside. Sometime after that, there's a cop car sitting in front of his yard. We can't see anything from the window, but we see the cop leave and that's that.
All of the sudden there's this knock on the door... I heard the dogs barking, but didn't think anything of it (I had my headphones on) and so my boyfriend answers and steps outside. He's out there for a good five minutes... I can see our neighbor from the window up above, but I can't hear anything. Finally, he steps back inside and I look out and the neighbor is parking his car in the back of our house. I ask what the fuck is going on, and I'm told that he pretty much just drove into our front driveway, asked my boyfriend if he could leave his car in the back so the wigger comes back, thinking he's not at home, so Boone can finish this. My boyfriend has to come up on the spot with a reason why Boone should now get back in his truck and move it to his yard. He tells him that we'll all be coming and going to late classes and work, and he simply says "Y'all have plenty of room, I won't park in the way." My boyfriend can't really say anything else at this point so he agrees. He parks his car like three inches from mine.
I just go to work.
I get home, and my boyfriend and roommate go on to tell me that apparently, the wigger came back talking shit, and my neighbor pulled out a knife and threatened him. Wigger runs off.
And he comes back... with a shovel.
So what does my neighbor do?
Runs inside, and gets a shovel.
So now, they're like 20 feet away from each other, smashing shovels on the pavement and yard, and yelling the whole time.
What the hell are you supposed to call that, a shovel match?
I'm guessing they just cut it out, Boone called the cops, wigger left, cops came, and it's done.
Well, I get home, I'm tired, so I slouch down into a chair for a few hours and then realize I still haven't taken my dogs out. So I get up, open the door, and there is two cops standing with both my neighbor Boone and his wife, we'll call her Darlene, yelling in the front yard. I immediately yell at my dogs to get back inside, since they didn't have a leash, and my curious beagle likes to check out new surroundings. As I'm going back in, Boone turns and yells "Hey Sassy" and gives me a big ol' wave. I just politely said "Hello" and stepped back inside. God, he called me out by name in front of the cops. Not what I want.
I tell my boyfriend what's just happened, and he sends me back outside with the dogs and the leashes because as he put it, "It's our own damn yard". Besides, the cops are there, this doesn't involve us, I'm fine with that.
So I go back outside. All clear. Then I hear something in the distance... like a car. I look up, and there is this cop car, flying IN REVERSE back to my neighbor's house. He jumps out and goes to the door and as I'm waiting for my seemingly always constipated American Eskimo to hurry up (no fucking joke, you can ask my roommate. My dog takes an automatic ten minutes to find the perfect spot), I can hear bits and pieces of the officer's and my neighbors' conversation.
Something about the wigger... called him a white boy. Suddenly, my neighbor is incredibly (half way, for a KKK member) well spoken, saying how the wigger came at HIM with the knife. Cops aren't saying much, just getting a description. They hop back in the car, and before he goes, I can hear him say in an almost incredibly annoyed tone (could be that cop seriousness, though) "You'll hear back from me one way or another." Hops in his car, and in our small neighborhood road immediately floors it.
...Oh Jesus, maybe I should have moved.
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CptnGarden
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: Sassy]
#8909806 - 09/10/08 10:48 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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shovel match, thats great
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CaptainH13
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: Sassy]
#8909813 - 09/10/08 10:50 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wow...That's,uh, Entertainment.
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: CaptainH13]
#8910271 - 09/11/08 12:00 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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shoulda grabbed your shovel and joined in.
crazy people are fun.
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Sassy
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: highdroponics]
#8910380 - 09/11/08 12:21 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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I hear something outside. I wonder if the cops are back...
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tripp23
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! [Re: Sassy]
#8910402 - 09/11/08 12:26 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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keep us updated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LbDub
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The worst part about that deal is the police right next to your house a lot. Although if you did go out there with a shovel and start smashing it on the pavement, I'm sure your crazy neighbor and that wigger kid would be so confused they wouldn't know what to do( and it would be hilarious for anyone watching..).
My neighbors are all boring as shit, so maybe you can be happy that you have some constant entertainment from him?
Oh, btw..I know a kid that fits the description of that wigger, walks his kid around town in a stroller, usually with his skanky ass girlfriend. He's a total prick too, but that's not important.
Anyways I hope you can keep your distance from that crazy dude.
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: Sassy]
#8910688 - 09/11/08 01:39 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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understand yet why I said document this shit and dont pander to his ass, a few of these episodes deem your neighbor as a danger to himself and to others, he's declared a menace and there's no his word against yours, as it is you got nothing if something serious happens whether it's involving you or one of your other neighbors
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tomnl
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8910983 - 09/11/08 05:46 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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when are you gonna show your titties?
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: tomnl]
#8911072 - 09/11/08 06:28 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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why the fuck cant i ever have interesting days like this???
i have really cool neighbors all around me. above is a younger quiet spanish couple, wife is hot as hell. above and over is this new younger black chick and her boyfriend, shes hot as hell. across the hall is a dude a little older than me with a kid and a smokin hot girlfriend that comes over all the time.
nice people are boring! i would like a little drama from time to time. wish someone here would get into a good shovel match!
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: Sassy]
#8911096 - 09/11/08 06:46 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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fucking cop callers
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Platinum
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8911125 - 09/11/08 06:56 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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haha this is hilarious. you definitely should have taken a shovel and gone outside to join in on the shovel smashing fun...
keep us posted on how this turns out!
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: Platinum]
#8911136 - 09/11/08 07:00 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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it might be funnier if she went out swinging around a mop or a broom or something else.
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8911160 - 09/11/08 07:07 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
leftysurprise said: it might be funnier if she went out swinging around a mop or a broom or something else.
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Kada
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: Platinum]
#8911172 - 09/11/08 07:13 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ok, your first post made me tell you to move and GTFO of there. Obviously your not going to do that.
This time i say, i think it is your Shroomery duty to video tape that shit, and post it on youtube for everyone to enjoy. A shovel match!?!?!? The first thing i would do is grab my camera! You need to tape this shit!
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: Kada]
#8911192 - 09/11/08 07:24 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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seriously. i have a camera waiting at all times. for nothin.
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8911280 - 09/11/08 08:10 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Reminds me of a gorilla showdown, with the chest beating and such.
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: Sassy]
#8911355 - 09/11/08 08:41 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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i about broke my neck trying to get a better look at you in your avatar. flip it right side up for my neck's sake.
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: norml840]
#8911443 - 09/11/08 09:15 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: Kada]
#8911467 - 09/11/08 09:20 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kada said: Ok, your first post made me tell you to move and GTFO of there. Obviously your not going to do that.
moving costs money and takes time, cant get your stuff in, discover who your neighbors are, find a new place, break your lease and move, she'd still be responsible for the place she just rented
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8911514 - 09/11/08 09:29 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Never bring a shovel to a pitchfork fight.
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#8911621 - 09/11/08 09:53 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Baby_Hitler said: Never bring a shovel to a pitchfork fight.
Shit, I don't see the problem though to be honest. Stay on his good side, sounds like a good guy to have your back
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Re: An update on my truly psychotic neighbor, Boone! [Re: Sassy]
#8911877 - 09/11/08 10:49 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Get these people on Jerry Springer.
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