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Psilocybeingzz
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: fawhit]
#8909784 - 09/10/08 10:45 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Once when I was on my way home from work on the bus, two drunk girls we're flirting with me like mad. Touching giggling playing, motha fucking everything.
So they ask about coming over to hang out, sexual innuendos a plenty have recently gone by, and what do I say, ........
What do I say on my way home from a fast food job I hate to run out the clock until the next morning............?
"Well, I just got this place, and I'm not allowed to have anyone over this late, I mean I'd like to, but I also have to work tomorrow"(I had recently acquired a nice basement suite, with a few bullshit rules)
It just came out. I don't even know why. Of course it was worth the "risk"... Risk, shit, I would have moved for this. But it just happened. I just spat out my programed weak to authority bullshit.
Daaaa. Sorry ladies, I'm not ta allowed da have sexess with da pretty girls late at nite...da, you better run along home, no penis for you.... (*Basically)
And five minutes later when it was too late I realized what I had done Chalk it up to being young and stupid.
I can laugh about it now. But, as far as TWO girls in particular, they may have been my only chance.
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Cannabischarlie
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: teaparty]
#8909785 - 09/10/08 10:45 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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i know what you are saying,
but mistreating a woman in that situation is still bad, you should respect someone even if they are just "wetting your noodle"
especially since they where nice to you like that
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Sassy
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: teaparty]
#8909796 - 09/10/08 10:46 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Who the fuck is that picture of? Looks like the same girl in your sig...
Fawhit, we're picky even when we're drunk (or at least we should be), so it's just you. Get confident, go out there and fuck 'em.
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: teaparty]
#8909810 - 09/10/08 10:49 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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fawhit said: They flirt like crazy, and when I say I can't remember their names because theres so many girls they tell me it's because I'm attractive.
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fawhit said: I don't consider myself attractive at all but then again I'm not very sure. I am afraid these girls will see me when I'm not drunk and start ignoring me because I'm an ugly, quiet and shy guy.
Maybe you were just the least ugly guy at the party.. no you must be pretty decent looking if you get attention from multiple girls at parties, even if they are drunk.
And Cannibischarlie.. changing your hair isn't going to get you any more success with guys. You're very pretty but to be honest, I see a lot of brunettes with those blonde streaks and I think it looks awkward and out of place. I like a girls hair to look natural, and the streaks thing looks very unnatural. I would undo that if I were you.
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Sassy
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: BoneMan]
#8909823 - 09/10/08 10:51 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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WAIT. CANNABISCHARLIE IS A FUCKING GIRL? SO THE BITCH IN YOUR SIG HAS BEEN YOU THE WHOLE TIME?
Oh WOW, that's hilarious.
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teaparty
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Cannabischarlie said: i know what you are saying,
but mistreating a woman in that situation is still bad, you should respect someone even if they are just "wetting your noodle"
especially since they where nice to you like that
Well, personally i see that as pretty naive. I agree that being outright malicious towards someone is incorrect, but i would never be buddies with a girl i felt nothing except physical attraction towards, especially if i knew they were into me as more than that.
Ive been on both ends of the deal and can testify that the hurt from being rejected fades much quicker than the hurt of being played.
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: Sassy]
#8909864 - 09/10/08 10:56 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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You know why you can score ladies when you drunk but not when you're sober? I'm generalizing from people I've met but..
When you drink you have some BALLS. How about fill that empty sack with a couple of testicles and girls won't be creeped out by you.
Also, get a few drinks in some girls and they lose all their inhibitions...
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fawhit
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: Sassy]
#8909865 - 09/10/08 10:56 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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I always thought Charlie was a guy too. Charlie you look fine, I don't think blonde streaks will make you look any better. I can't believe that was you in that sig lol. It's so hard for me to be confident, I look in the mirror all the time and see my flaws and whenever I'm out talking to girls I am always thinking about what they think about my flaws. When I'm drunk this stuff doesn't bother me at all, I smile my ass off and always have something to say to a girl.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: Sassy]
#8910428 - 09/11/08 12:33 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sassy said: WAIT. CANNABISCHARLIE IS A FUCKING GIRL? SO THE BITCH IN YOUR SIG HAS BEEN YOU THE WHOLE TIME?
Oh WOW, that's hilarious.
no... charlie is a guy, he just likes to play 'dress up'
my motto is : Women, fuck 'em
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8910434 - 09/11/08 12:33 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahahahaha
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teaparty
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8911349 - 09/11/08 08:38 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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no... charlie is a guy, he just likes to play 'dress up'
my motto is : Women, fuck 'em
Oh so talking to charlie is like wading through knee deep bullshit...
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seeker28
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Cannabischarlie said: its always the overconfident jerks who just think "fuck this chick, there will be others"
that make the guys who are respectful to women but have trouble with them think:
"guess chicks dig jerks, why am i so nice? i guess crime does pay"
and then shitty women say "why are guys such assholes?"
same loser women i was talking about in my last post.
seems the cream rises to the top, but when you pour shit in a great milkshake, you will still taste the shit.
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard tho. even though im not that pretty
maybe thats why im nice and it doesnt matter because the blonde gentile cheerleader type cant just be a bitch while i sit in the corner wondering what i can do better
im trying the blonde streaks in the hair.
trust me i'm a guy and you're hot
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: seeker28]
#10977730 - 09/01/09 05:25 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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THREDD BUMPER!
I always thought Cannabis was some guy by the way.
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: fawhit]
#10977735 - 09/01/09 05:29 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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fawhit said: She can't go to bars, she 17 lol.
how old are you?
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: shadyy]
#10977736 - 09/01/09 05:30 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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and if you ppl believe that's charlie you're fuckin dumber than i thought
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: shadyy]
#10977822 - 09/01/09 06:49 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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shadyy said: and if you ppl believe that's charlie you're fuckin dumber than i thought
oh well sooooorrrrrrrry *rising inflection*
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youbreakyoubuy
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: teaparty]
#10977878 - 09/01/09 07:11 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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teaparty said: alcohol is the closest thing we have to clubbing women in the head to have our way with them
this
And to OP, half of sex appeal is confidence and communication skillz. You just gotta go out there and be
Steps to success: Your task is first to develop some communi skillz. Today you are to smile to everyone you meet today. Tomorrow you must initiate conversation with at least one stranger. Day three is develop your inititated conversations into something else. Ask ppl questions. Questions are great convo starters and keeper goers. Learn to pace yourself in a conversation.
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Edited by youbreakyoubuy (09/01/09 07:43 AM)
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Prisoner#1
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youbreakyoubuy said:
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teaparty said: alcohol is the closest thing we have to clubbing women in the head to have our way with them
this
remember to always drag them by the hair, if you drag them by the foot they'll fill up with rocks and dirt
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youbreakyoubuy
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: Prisoner#1]
#10977988 - 09/01/09 07:43 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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so easy a caveman could do it!
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Re: Meeting drunk girls [Re: fawhit]
#10978658 - 09/01/09 10:48 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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story of my life brother
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