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InvisibleSassy
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Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK
    #8899744 - 09/09/08 12:15 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

umm the subject says it all. I just got done playing street football and i'm drunk off my ass.... vodka shots and cherry limeade ftw


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InvisibleSleepwalker
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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: Sassy]
    #8899752 - 09/09/08 12:16 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Go put some Obama '08 signs in your neighbor's lawn. :thumbup:

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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: Sassy]
    #8899759 - 09/09/08 12:17 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Are you more or less bitchy when you are drunk?


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InvisibleSassy
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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #8899760 - 09/09/08 12:18 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

ahahahahah i so should. we played football up the street because being shot would ruin my buzz right abot now.


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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: Sassy]
    #8899765 - 09/09/08 12:18 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

quit stealing my thunder, you hussy.

Come back to my thread and flirt with me.


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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InvisibleSassy
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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #8899775 - 09/09/08 12:19 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

fukc you, i rule more. my cigarette is running out incredibly fast. vodka is awesome. and i am not going to flirt with you, i'm drnnk but you have to try harder than that


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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #8899782 - 09/09/08 12:21 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

lul
no ei didnut!  :fairy:


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InvisibleRickJames
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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: Sassy]
    #8899785 - 09/09/08 12:21 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

'put your hands down my pants and i bet youll feel nuts'


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paradis what the fuck is up you phony fuck

She's a freak I'm a geek take a poll G, who got a chance to get in them panties and wax some fannies

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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: Sassy]
    #8899792 - 09/09/08 12:21 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Tackle the gazelle interwebz style.


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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: Sassy]
    #8899822 - 09/09/08 12:26 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Answer me NAO :crankey:


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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #8899823 - 09/09/08 12:26 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Oweyervishice said:
Go put some Obama '08 signs in your neighbor's lawn. :thumbup:




I had a neighbor with pink plastic flamingos, there were about
a dozen, we'd all get ripped and move them around his yard, a
few feet the first few months, then 10-20 feet, one day we
stashed them in the shed at our house, he asked about them and
someone told him they may have migrated south, the following
spring we put them all back... we had fun messing with that old man

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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: RickJames]
    #8899826 - 09/09/08 12:27 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Hah, Bloodhound Gang is pretty funny

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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8899832 - 09/09/08 12:28 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

shucks


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paradis what the fuck is up you phony fuck

She's a freak I'm a geek take a poll G, who got a chance to get in them panties and wax some fannies

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InvisibleSassy
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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: jewunit]
    #8899833 - 09/09/08 12:28 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

jewunit, here's my answer. i'm just honest. i'm a cunt, yeah. if you can't handle it, you're the bitch. but honestly i've been really nice tonight... and i want to be nice right now. so i'm gonna BE nice, lets do this shit faggots! I just had to move my car three times so people could get out and that so didn't go so well. I ran on the curb like twice, thought my car was started and my brake wasn't working, oh god.


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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: notapillow]
    #8899835 - 09/09/08 12:28 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

u remind me of my drunk ex gf to an almost uncanny degree


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InvisibleAgingHippy
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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8899836 - 09/09/08 12:28 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

i came across a glue-coated sign one time, wasn't very fun

Edited by AgingHippy (09/09/08 12:28 AM)

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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: Sassy]
    #8899838 - 09/09/08 12:28 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sassy said:
fukc you, i rule more. my cigarette is running out incredibly fast. vodka is awesome. and i am not going to flirt with you, i'm drnnk but you have to try harder than that




Nope. You fail, I'm giving all my penis to HB anyways. You suck donkey balls.


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: Brugman]
    #8899839 - 09/09/08 12:28 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

haaha


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paradis what the fuck is up you phony fuck

She's a freak I'm a geek take a poll G, who got a chance to get in them panties and wax some fannies

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InvisibleSassy
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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: RickJames]
    #8899851 - 09/09/08 12:30 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

to the douche that compared me to his ex... stop crying about her, i'm way more awesome. oh god i'm going to wake up tomorrow, read these, and probably have to state an paolobgy. so i'm giving it in advance... BUT I'M STILL WAY COOLER THAN YOUR EX


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Re: Funny tht someoe made the same post but Sassy is DRUNK [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #8899854 - 09/09/08 12:31 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

if you can handle a pair of donkey balls...

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