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Omnicracker
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Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly
#8890553 - 09/07/08 11:39 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Heres what i did last time i picked up 100Lbs of Horse nuggets from my local stable.
we drove into a parking garage with smooth concrete and few cars. i laid the Poo out in two rows as far apart as the tire. my buddy drove back and forth about 10 times while i made sure all the poo made it under the tires. then i shoveled it back into the tubs. those flat and fat snow-type shovels are best.
Then comes the fun part. find a playground with grated floors, where the holes arent much bigger than an almond. then dump the poo out on the grate floor and put your tub underneath the platform to catch the shredded poo as it falls through. just stomp, dance, and grind the poo pile until it has all passed though the grate. easy schmeasy. obviously you dont have to do it on a playground if you dont want to get poo on everyones kids, but you can find grates everywhere; bridges, around trains/subways, loading docks.
i was able to shred 100Lbs in minutes, where it used to take me about an hour for every 30Lbs or so.
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Cloneufc
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: Omnicracker]
#8890711 - 09/07/08 12:27 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Breaking up poo is time consuming. I have always wondered how to do it quicker. A wood chipper would break it up in a couple minutes and would be much easier. Im gonna get a small one but I just dont have the funds right now. Another way I break up poo is to just fill my PC up with nuggets and add water. I pressure cook for about an hour. When you take out the poo its already broken up by the boil,pressure and steam.
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HazeyRoms
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: Cloneufc]
#8890829 - 09/07/08 12:53 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cloneufc said: Breaking up poo is time consuming. I have always wondered how to do it quicker. A wood chipper would break it up in a couple minutes and would be much easier. Im gonna get a small one but I just dont have the funds right now. Another way I break up poo is to just fill my PC up with nuggets and add water. I pressure cook for about an hour. When you take out the poo its already broken up by the boil,pressure and steam.
-Eww for doing that to you PC, and why don't you just pasturize the poo.
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: HazeyRoms]
#8890839 - 09/07/08 12:55 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Could you not just make a chicken wire screen sifter?
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twighead
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: Ogre812]
#8890883 - 09/07/08 01:07 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Imagine how you would look if someone found you doing that on a subway/playground/bridge
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HippieChick
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: twighead]
#8890945 - 09/07/08 01:24 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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I found a decent size food processer , 5 bucks from Goodwill , works great . Fast and gets it a nice size and texture . I can go through 20 pounds of nugget in about 15 minutes .
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sandman420
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: HippieChick]
#8891220 - 09/07/08 02:39 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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absolutely retarded omni. All you need is an small cheap electric top loading chipper by Chicago. $150 brand new, $75-$100 used on craigslist.
Driving around shoveling poo into public parking garages and playgrounds will get you one of 2 things, because nothing looks more suspicious than someone SHOVELING HORSE MANURE IN A PLAYGROUND OR PARKING GARAGE:
1) a ticket for Illegal Dumping if the cop is dumb and you are lucky 2) you being suspected for growing mushrooms, leading to you being watched and probably arrested if the cop has half a brain.
but hey, Im sure no one will EVER notice you shoveling 100 lbs of manure in a public park or parking garage people do that stuff all the time - when they are burying a body.
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Omnicracker
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: sandman420]
#8891331 - 09/07/08 03:08 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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sandman. you a turd drip off my ass hairs. there's this whole other time of day called dark. if i would have been born in feudal japan i would have been a samurai, and you would be a torn bloody mess at my feet. but since i live in Y2K America, i have to play urban ninja. its really one of the only things keeping it intersting, the masses have become boring and terrified of the all-seeing eye of the Bushreich Terror Police. but really. i have a massive grate in my back yard that i use, but i know not every does... i was just thinking of where you might find one. i didnt have to venture far to do this. but the results are obvious, 100Lbs nicely shredded in 15-20minutes.
Also... i own a wood chipper.

they suck for breaking up poo. there is not enough weigh in hpoo to get it through the chipper, you have to force it it constantly be pushing with a 2x4 or something.
hippiechick i like the food processor idea. just need to find one big enough
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sandman420
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: Omnicracker]
#8891343 - 09/07/08 03:10 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well your chipper blows a dick, cause mine chips fine and I don't have to run around in the dark like some gay ninja or whatever. The cheap chicago one works perfectly and gives the nicest shred you could imagine.
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: sandman420]
#8891391 - 09/07/08 03:18 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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JSshroom
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: sandman420]
#8891431 - 09/07/08 03:23 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah I was gonna buy that one but I am moving to the desert and I dont think I will be able to get hpoo for free there so ill just be buying it buy the truckload.
I currently have 500lbs of hpoo that I am dumping into my concrete mixer which has never been used for anything else. Add water and come back in an hr and dump it out on the tarp and repeat. So the poo is getting a final washing getting pulverized without too much effort. I may still get a food processor though if the raking doesnt break everything up.
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: JSshroom]
#8891563 - 09/07/08 03:46 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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you can throw in a couple bricks to break it up faster.
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Omnicracker
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: Peterthinks]
#8891704 - 09/07/08 04:17 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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cement mixer. nice. let us know how that goes, my neighbor has one ive been eyeing, but it has crusty concrete shit in it. i a nice new clean one would be good.
sandman, please do me a favor and run that paper through your shredder and mix it into your substrate. then grow some mushrooms off it. then eat them and come over to my house. if youve never had your anus fingerbanged while tripping on super omnishrooms, youve never really lived.
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sandman420
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: Omnicracker]
#8891757 - 09/07/08 04:27 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ok but I go next!
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: sandman420]
#8891944 - 09/07/08 05:03 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
sandman420 said:

Ok but I go next!
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JSshroom
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: mello]
#8892002 - 09/07/08 05:15 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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it works really well. there are still some small chunks to break up but nothing I am gonna bitch about. I want a shredder but like I said I have a mixer so thats what I am gonna use
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: JSshroom]
#8892011 - 09/07/08 05:17 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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I live in the desert. Horses everywhere. Horses in peoples back yards. Free horse manure for nothing but the asking. It's a veritable horse manure paradise...
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Re: Pulverizing Massive amounts of HPoo Quickly [Re: BrandNewbie]
#8892037 - 09/07/08 05:22 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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mine comes completely composted and shredded. i just resift it to get any sticks, etc. out.
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