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OfflineLndrydusting
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Re: I think I got sold watered-down vodka [Re: BoneMan]
    #8838551 - 08/27/08 08:47 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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BoneMan said:
If this had happened to a woman she would have immediately gone back to the store to return it.  Even if the store had a no-refunds policy she would still get reimbursed in full using her superpower of returning things to the store, every woman has it.  Its amazing, its like a jedi mind trick.. "You will accept my return and you will not give me store credit.  You will give me a full cash refund."




OMG My sister-in-law totally has this power!!! She's a total bitch anyway but damn she can return anything to any store... whether or not she bought it there! Its fucking amazing! Anytime I need to return something I keep her in mind!


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Re: I think I got sold watered-down vodka [Re: Lndrydusting]
    #8838718 - 08/27/08 09:11 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Well there ya go.  Being a bitch is a crucial part of the technique. Its required to intimidate and irritate the clerk, cashier or even a manager into doing whatever it takes to satisfy this bitch and get her the hell out of there.

One of my ex girlfriends didn't realize that this is a power that only women possess and a few times she would send me to return things and I was never successful.  She once sent me to return a blizzard to dairy queen when there wasn't enough cookie dough in it.  Obviously they wouldn't give me a refund or a new blizzard.  I walked back to the car defeated, dreading her reaction to my failure to get her a new free blizzard.  She instantly went into bitch mode and it took her about ten seconds to get a new blizzard.

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Re: I think I got sold watered-down vodka [Re: BoneMan]
    #8838785 - 08/27/08 09:20 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I like Smirnoff or Southern Confort, typically what I drink.

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Re: I think I got sold watered-down vodka [Re: Gumby]
    #8840089 - 08/28/08 03:54 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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Gumby said:
Throw the bottle in the freezer. If there was water added then you should see flakes of ice floating around in the water.

I know this because I used to steal alcohol from my parents when I was younger and realized that when it was frozen you could see specks of frozen water reflecting light. They never figured it out though :x

Man I was dumb.




i did that too! haha, but i got caught :frown:

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