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Funny Questions
    #883021 - 09/13/02 10:11 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Questions that make the Raccoon break out in laughter.

Questions like this PROVE -- those who asked -- did not read the FAQ.

Or, are brain dead -- to start out with.

Mod, move or delete as you think best.

1. How many pints fit in a pressure cooker that holds 4 quart jars

2. Is the mycelium supposed to be green, blue or grey?

3. Can you use styrofoam cups in a microwave or PC?

4. Is $90 a good price for a P. C. spore syringe?

5. Will dog shit work as a substrate?

6. How long do you have to dry a mushroom in the oven @ 400 F.

7. The jars smell like rotten eggs. Is everything Okay?

8. Does cobweb mold look like cobwebs?

9. Who is this Stamets guy?

10. Can I use Tee shirt cloth as a jar filter?

11. I want to grow 100 pounds - quick.  What's the best Tek?

12. I live in Ca. What vendor will ship me spores?

Okay, that's enough. But, there are a zillioin more.

6T  :tongue: 


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: SixTango]
    #883028 - 09/13/02 10:14 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Okay, I got a spore syringe from a vendor, do I inject it in my arm or my ass? :grin:


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: SixTango]
    #883029 - 09/13/02 10:14 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

zillions and zillions.

Thanks for the laugh!

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Re: Funny Questions [Re: SixTango]
    #883050 - 09/13/02 10:21 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Not to steal your thunder, but....

13. I innoculated my jars yesterday, and I want to trip next week, do you think this is possible.

14. My cakes have fuzzy white mold, is this alright.

15. How much yeild should I expect from a cake.


Hmmm, sounds like some reading is in store.


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: SixTango]
    #883055 - 09/13/02 10:24 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

My favorite was ...........
What is an ounce ?
They should ask .............
How did I get this far with no common sense ?
But we all have brain farts and lost synapses , causing us to ask "FUNNY QUESTIONS"
I am sure I have and will ask questions in the future whos answer is plain as the nose on my face ...............ahchooo! :crazy:

May the mushroom godess bless all you're endeavors ! 


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: Skikid16]
    #883063 - 09/13/02 10:29 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

"Raining on you're parade "
13 NO
14 Sure its not a contam ?
15 As much as a "properly" made cake can ......1-3 flushes !


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: tripndicular]
    #883075 - 09/13/02 10:38 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

My post was a joke, and I hope for my sake, trip's was as well.

A couple more.
16. My cake is fruiting, but it also has green mold, are these safe to eat.

But in all seriousness, the validity of a question depends on the person that tries to answer it, If I posted in advanced forum, I'm sure I would be flammed to hell or moved to good ol regular Mush Cult. Newbies can ask some dumb questions, But its simple, Send em to the FAQ.


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: Skikid16]
    #883090 - 09/13/02 10:48 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I hope I did not sound as if I did not  get the joke ? I my self am new to growing my own . I have known people who did ,learned a bit there , also like gardening , some priciples apply the same , and read my ass off in cultivators book , this forumn , and erowid . I also did not mean to sound insultive to those who are mentally challenged .
But when the shoe fits...............
It looks "FUNNY" from my point of view . :cool: :wink: 


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: Skikid16]
    #883094 - 09/13/02 10:49 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Can't leave out the all important:

17. My cakes have been in the "terraNium" for a week, when will I see pins?

18. How long till my pins grow into mature shrooms?

19. Some of my pins' caps turned black and they stopped growing. What's wrong?

Yup, there are zilliions, all right! :smile:

Thanks 6T, I needed a laugh. 


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: Skikid16]
    #883101 - 09/13/02 10:54 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

16 Only if you have an incurable disease !

I am different than many .......I believe the only "dumb" question is the unasked one !
Not knowing is a disability that makes lawyers richer . :smirk: 


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: TM]
    #883103 - 09/13/02 10:57 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

20 I thought mushrooms only grew in the dark ?


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: tripndicular]
    #883106 - 09/13/02 11:00 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I'm sorry but one of the best that I have heard is

If I innoculate my cakes with two different strains, can I make a hybrid

Which I know is possible, In theory, but so highly unlikely that you'd probably have to innoculate thousands of jars to get the desired result.


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: SixTango]
    #883112 - 09/13/02 11:04 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Funny Questions [Re: Skikid16]
    #883113 - 09/13/02 11:06 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

How bout

21. Can I use my own shit as spawn.

Or the winner for the absolute lazy man award

22. I'm new to growing, where do I start.


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: Skikid16]
    #883117 - 09/13/02 11:07 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

That breeding shit is kinda cool , but I have not read much on it yet . Do not know if I care to know .
Was that another "funny" or was that serious ?
If serious ....... cross breeding hybrids is best done on agar .........IS IT NOT ?
Hope I am not exposing my ignorance ?


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: Skikid16]
    #883122 - 09/13/02 11:11 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I have been reading this whole post , and I could have some real "evil" fun answering them all ! Even my own ! Gotta love it , makes you feel kinda special .
Life is best when you laugh at it ! :laugh: 


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Then the priest fell into a trance or swoon,& said unto the Queen of heaven ; Write unto us the ordeals; write unto us the rituals; write unto us the law !


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: tripndicular]
    #883124 - 09/13/02 11:12 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

that breeding shit is really cool, but from what I've read, really hard. Teonen had an amazing post on this subject, sorry but i'm too lazy to use the search engine to find a link, but if you were so inclined, go ahead.


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: SixTango]
    #883250 - 09/14/02 01:05 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Great post Six!
Thanks for the laugh!

I might as well add this to the thread!

If David Letterman made up a top 10 on this.

and the #1 most asked question :

*drum roll*


#1. Where can I buy Verm?

#2. Where can I get BRF?

#3. Where can I get 1/2 pint jars?

#4. What temps do I need?

#5. How much humidity do I need?

#6. Anything dealing with perilite!!!!!!

#7. How do I dry my mushrooms? Do food dehydrators work? etc. etc.

#8. How can I grow 100 oz's fast. ?

#9. How many mushrooms should I take to trip?

#10. Anno please respond. << poor Anno

:grin:

   


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Re: Funny Questions [Re: Roadkill]
    #883254 - 09/14/02 01:15 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I?d say that is a pretty accurate list of the most frequently asked questions?the top three definitely seem to be outpacing most other stupid questions from what I?ve seen lately. I think #9 should be a little higher, unless we are limiting this to the Cultivation forum.  :smile:   


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