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silly_sigh_ben
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: themange]
#8816139 - 08/23/08 02:56 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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themange said: at all.
Good, because "he who shall not be named" irritates the hell out of me. Starting with his acting and all the way to his politics.
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andrewss
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: silly_sigh_ben]
#8816215 - 08/23/08 03:05 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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^ Whatever, Walker Texas Ranger is a fucking awesome show.
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joekenorer
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: andrewss]
#8816227 - 08/23/08 03:07 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Overdone my ass. Someone always finds something funny to say about chuck norris. The jokes are infinitely possible because reality has no role in them. Did you know chuck norris...blah...blah. Hilarity insues. I've seen hundreds, and they stil make me laugh. Maybe because I grew up in a time when he was popular for his movies, and he had lots of "real" fans. I knew his work was crap as a kid, but people still worshipped him so the homor is still very real for me. Certainly to some younger ones the jokes get old quick, but for us that experienced the era of his peak, it can never end. (Not inferring that you're too young to remember, I have no idea how old you are. Just my thoughts.)
Chuck Norris thought the jokes were so funny, they never stopped.
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joekenorer
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: joekenorer]
#8816285 - 08/23/08 03:13 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sort of how swchwarzeneggar (sp?) accents still make me laugh.
-------------------- My favorites are weeping willows, which aren't really weeping at all. They're very wispy, witty and will dance in the breeze with you. Nothing like a tree that wants to dance with you. Although it doesn't like its thin limbs being pulled at all, it absolutely LOVES it when you walk through them, letting them gently slide over your face and shoulders. If you're naked, the willow considers it to be sex. It will orgasm on your mind and you will blow dream chunks into outer space. All very fun until your neighbor sees you. -The Joekenorer
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Viveka
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: joekenorer]
#8816312 - 08/23/08 03:16 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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You believe in three things that don't exist:
1. Al Gorebal Warming
2. Controlled demolition at the WTC
3. The hilarity of Chuck Norris jokes
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themange
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: Viveka]
#8816359 - 08/23/08 03:23 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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chuck norris wasn't good or funny when i was a kid, and he still isn't.
the only thing he could do to make me laugh, is to cry and break down on camera and admit he's a sham.
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Coaster
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: joekenorer]
#8816373 - 08/23/08 03:27 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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joekenorer said: Chuck norris is so bad-ass, watching his movies technically means you got your ass kicked too. The government actually pays for all injuries incurred by watching Chuck Norris.
lol chuck is gay but that was hilarious
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joekenorer
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: Viveka]
#8816376 - 08/23/08 03:27 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Global warming is actually Chuck Norris cooking his favorite soup. Life.
Chuck Norris was hired my W to destroy the world trade centers, because he knew Chuck could do it a mere second before the terrorists. The planes exploded because Chuck Norris kicked them. The terrorists have never attacked America since.
Chuck Norris deemed that his name be repeated several billion times in a 10 year span on the internet. Its only took two.
-------------------- My favorites are weeping willows, which aren't really weeping at all. They're very wispy, witty and will dance in the breeze with you. Nothing like a tree that wants to dance with you. Although it doesn't like its thin limbs being pulled at all, it absolutely LOVES it when you walk through them, letting them gently slide over your face and shoulders. If you're naked, the willow considers it to be sex. It will orgasm on your mind and you will blow dream chunks into outer space. All very fun until your neighbor sees you. -The Joekenorer
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joekenorer
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: joekenorer]
#8816386 - 08/23/08 03:30 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think I can make my own Chuck Norris Facts list. Prepare to groan and sigh.
-------------------- My favorites are weeping willows, which aren't really weeping at all. They're very wispy, witty and will dance in the breeze with you. Nothing like a tree that wants to dance with you. Although it doesn't like its thin limbs being pulled at all, it absolutely LOVES it when you walk through them, letting them gently slide over your face and shoulders. If you're naked, the willow considers it to be sex. It will orgasm on your mind and you will blow dream chunks into outer space. All very fun until your neighbor sees you. -The Joekenorer
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themange
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: joekenorer]
#8816390 - 08/23/08 03:30 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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joekenorer
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: themange]
#8816409 - 08/23/08 03:37 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Heres a used one I just read.
Chuck Norris once went back in time to stop JFK from being assassinated. Chuck Norris got there just in time to catch all three bullets in his teeth. JFKs head exploded in sheer amazement.
-------------------- My favorites are weeping willows, which aren't really weeping at all. They're very wispy, witty and will dance in the breeze with you. Nothing like a tree that wants to dance with you. Although it doesn't like its thin limbs being pulled at all, it absolutely LOVES it when you walk through them, letting them gently slide over your face and shoulders. If you're naked, the willow considers it to be sex. It will orgasm on your mind and you will blow dream chunks into outer space. All very fun until your neighbor sees you. -The Joekenorer
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xshadowmage666x
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: joekenorer]
#8816471 - 08/23/08 03:48 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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joekenorer said: Didn't Chuck Norris kill a 1-ton moose with his bare hands on the Canadian Tundra in the middle of winter? Seems like I saw that on the news somewhere. He would have slain the mother, then nursed the calf on his own teat. That moose calf would later grow into the most bad-ass moose king the land has ever seen. I'm going to go write a script.
Chuck Norris in: Bambo! Complete moose pwnage of the wild!
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: xshadowmage666x]
#8816586 - 08/23/08 04:08 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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themange
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: PeterGriffin467]
#8816622 - 08/23/08 04:16 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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darwin at its finest
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WalkToTheInside
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: themange]
#8817521 - 08/23/08 07:33 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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themange said:
Totally feel ya on that one. Enough with the Chuck Norris bullshit. It was never funny and it never will be.
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xshadowmage666x
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: WalkToTheInside]
#8819541 - 08/24/08 10:27 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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WalkToTheInside said:
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themange said:
Totally feel ya on that one. Enough with the Chuck Norris bullshit. It was never funny and it never will be.
I your sig...
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: xshadowmage666x]
#8820337 - 08/24/08 02:04 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Last night I dreamed a moose was attacking me and I was climbing a tree to get away from it but it was knocking the tree down. then I woke up.
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xshadowmage666x
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Re: look what i found in the forrest hunting for mushrooms! [Re: silly_sigh_ben]
#8820497 - 08/24/08 02:45 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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silly_sigh_ben said: Last night I dreamed a moose was attacking me and I was climbing a tree to get away from it but it was knocking the tree down. then I woke up.
...and realized that all this talk about moose fucked your head up , son
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