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Offlinezouden
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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: Crasher]
    #8814282 - 08/23/08 02:54 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

  • Bill Hicks quotes
  • Terrence McKenna quotes
  • Diagrams of drug molecules
  • Pulsating fractal animated gif avatars
  • Bouncing tits avatars
  • 9/11 conspiracy threads every 2 weeks


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I know... that just the smallest
                                                part of the world belongs to me
You know... I'm not a blind man
                                                    but truth is the hardest thing to see

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Offlinejoekenorer
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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #8814285 - 08/23/08 02:58 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

people stabbing an iron rod into the spokes of a discussion to dissect your previous post, apparently in hope of getting a fucking star sticker or something.

And...

us dumbasses who argue back because we feel, somehow just as pointlessly, threatened by it.

we know who we are...


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My favorites are weeping willows, which aren't really weeping at all. They're very wispy, witty and will dance in the breeze with you. Nothing like a tree that wants to dance with you. Although it doesn't like its thin limbs being pulled at all, it absolutely LOVES it when you walk through them, letting them gently slide over your face and shoulders. If you're naked, the willow considers it to be sex. It will orgasm on your mind and you will blow dream chunks into outer space. All very fun until your neighbor sees you.                                    -The Joekenorer

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InvisibleFerris
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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: joekenorer]
    #8814287 - 08/23/08 02:59 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

:awesome:

That's my bread and butter.

Course you could have summed it up as

  • Power trips
  • Large egos


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OfflineCepheus
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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: Crasher]
    #8814337 - 08/23/08 04:10 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Platitudes.

Internet ButtHurtz.


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"I only ever hope to reach equilibrium, in Nature's matrix, in line with the meridian" ~ Jehst

:sun: "...and I know that I have to keep breathing, as tomorrow the sun will rise, who knows what the tide will bring?" :sun:

Free Spore Ring Europe
Send any spare spore prints you might have and help the distribution :grin:

Open Source. Freedom.  GNU/Linux

Addicting is not a word.

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Offlinejoekenorer
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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: Cepheus]
    #8814357 - 08/23/08 04:29 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

You should've used a colon before listing power trip and ego.

I don't have to summarize everyfucking thing.

Fuck you noob, I'll have you banned.




etc...etc...


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My favorites are weeping willows, which aren't really weeping at all. They're very wispy, witty and will dance in the breeze with you. Nothing like a tree that wants to dance with you. Although it doesn't like its thin limbs being pulled at all, it absolutely LOVES it when you walk through them, letting them gently slide over your face and shoulders. If you're naked, the willow considers it to be sex. It will orgasm on your mind and you will blow dream chunks into outer space. All very fun until your neighbor sees you.                                    -The Joekenorer

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Offlinesam420
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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: joekenorer]
    #8814393 - 08/23/08 05:10 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Threads that start with 'calculus is cool' and end with all the maths students comparing qualification dick sizes.

9/11 and reptilian overlords, stupid badly encoded youtube videos of 'reptile people'.

'Evolution is only a theory' :rolleyes:

People crying about using Wikipedia as a source even for simple discussions

Hi I'm new :cop:


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i'm a spy huntin rap dinosaur from the future

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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: sam420]
    #8814403 - 08/23/08 05:26 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

'shit ton' 
I first saw this expression used on this website and still don't know why the adjective 'shit' makes it anymore useful.  A ton is a ton, right?

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Offlinesam420
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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: monkeyheaven]
    #8814404 - 08/23/08 05:28 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

a metric fucktonne


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i'm a spy huntin rap dinosaur from the future

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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: sam420]
    #8814466 - 08/23/08 06:28 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

"so did yall hear what MJshroomer did....?"

jailbait

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Offlinewhy_not_me
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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: JT]
    #8814708 - 08/23/08 08:30 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

People who say how shitty a drug is because THEY didnt have a good time on it


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InvisibleAroundtheSon
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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #8814712 - 08/23/08 08:32 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

omg, I have a whole bunch of pills that I don't know what they are...do you think it's okay to take them all right now?

okay, update, I ate them all about 30 minutes ago. Will I be okay?

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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: AroundtheSon]
    #8814727 - 08/23/08 08:38 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

A new thread daily from Coaster posting pictures of the weed he just bought in a weed pharmacy, or compassion club or whatever, or whatever various acid tabs or E pills he has laying around.  Generally they will be laid on top of the pages of a math book or something so that he can start the thread that way.  "DOODS, calculus on ACIDS!!! This iz gunna make so much senses!!".


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Offlinezouden
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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8814739 - 08/23/08 08:41 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

  • Coaster, in general.


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I know... that just the smallest
                                                part of the world belongs to me
You know... I'm not a blind man
                                                    but truth is the hardest thing to see

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OfflineDragonChaser
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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: zouden]
    #8814753 - 08/23/08 08:45 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

5 shrooms to anyone who can post that pic of him in tie dye looking like he's raving his face off


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My name is Mud

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OfflineRun DMT
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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8814990 - 08/23/08 10:03 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Fried paranoid minds.


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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?

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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: Run DMT]
    #8815532 - 08/23/08 12:33 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

  • Grateful Dead, Phish, Sts9, etc
  • Talking about a concert months before it starts
  • Complaining about the cops at concerts
  • 3 replies to a new male member
  • 50 replies to a new female member


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Offlinecircularvortex
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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: Ferris]
    #8815544 - 08/23/08 12:36 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

"Dry smash her shit box"

I can't believe I'm the first one to say that after 2 pages of posts...


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Invisibledemiu5
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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: Ferris]
    #8815598 - 08/23/08 12:49 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Ferris said:
Talking about a concert months before it starts





are you serious?


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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: circularvortex]
    #8815623 - 08/23/08 12:54 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

ice in ass and pussy


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Re: Shroomery Cliches [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #8815638 - 08/23/08 12:58 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

  • Calling people sheep
  • Giving universal advice on women
  • Never letting an argument end gracefully
  • Ron Paul
  • Pics or GTFO
  • The latest in any podunk music festival

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