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Gettin' the old snip-snip. *Update*
    #8813578 - 08/23/08 12:55 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I'm taking Bob Barker's advice and neutering myself next week. It's going to be epic.

Two kids are enough for me.

Thoughts, horror stories?


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: Crasher]
    #8813592 - 08/23/08 12:59 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

My thought is don't neuter yourself, you should definitely have a professional do it for ya, shit is dangerous.


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: Crasher]
    #8813602 - 08/23/08 01:02 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Pain olympics style or professional?

I was going to get it done but just before I did, my marriage fell apart and decided I'd save myself just in case I change my mind and really want kids in the future.

I'm 32 now and the thought of having another child (I have 1 from my marriage) is the last thing on my mind.  I'll give it another couple years before I go through with it.

I also don't like the idea of some of the side effects like aching balls your whole life or possibility of increased testicular cancer.

Just make sure you're fully educated of all aspects of it before you follow through.


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: NastyDHL]
    #8813603 - 08/23/08 01:02 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

lol, but I watched a video on youtube and cleaned off a scalpel I found in my garage! I was just going to ice my boys until I couldn't feel anything and start digging around in front of the mirror.


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: Crasher]
    #8813606 - 08/23/08 01:03 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Ive actually thought of doing this.

I want to freeze a bunch of semen, get snipped, and not have to worry anymore.

I may be 23, but if i have my guys on hold till im ready, it just takes that much stress away.

And if you already have your kids, why the fuck not?

Id do it in a heart beat.


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: Crasher]
    #8813608 - 08/23/08 01:04 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

ya know what, just wikipedia it and use some novacaine or take a perc, I'm sure you'll be fine


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: Azen]
    #8813614 - 08/23/08 01:05 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Professional style, obviously. Even if I ever got divorced, my two kids are the only ones I will have.

The perpetually aching balls sounds bad, but then my hand is missing and I still get phantom pains, so :shrug:.

Cancer? :rofl2: Its not a question of if, but where, I believe.


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: Crasher]
    #8813630 - 08/23/08 01:08 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Damn dude, you're missing a hand? Care to elaborate or no?  How interesting are phantom limbs too, pretty cool phenomena.


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: Crasher]
    #8813632 - 08/23/08 01:09 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Do you have the option of being knocked out or just local anesthesia?  I'd have to be out for something like this.


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: Azen]
    #8813646 - 08/23/08 01:11 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Local. You don't get knocked out for this procedure. At best they will give you a xanax.


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: Azen]
    #8813656 - 08/23/08 01:14 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, missing a hand after going to Iraq. A year today, no less. Phantom pains are interesting to say the least, but I finally stopped reaching for stuff with my stump.

It's going to be local anesthetic, done by a guy at my unit, so I can't get it done looking like a pussy or I'll never hear the end of it.

Plus, after watching your fingers and palm fly through the midnight Iraqi air and fly an hour to Baghdad without anesthetic, you gain a bit of a pain threshold.


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: DNKYD]
    #8813659 - 08/23/08 01:15 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

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Local. You don't get knocked out for this procedure. At best they will give you a xanax.




Valium and Vicodin, apparently.


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: Crasher]
    #8813666 - 08/23/08 01:17 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Damn, sorry about your loss man...you watched your hand fly through the air and then you had to go an hour without anesthetic...I commend ya.


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: NastyDHL]
    #8813691 - 08/23/08 01:23 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Life goes on. In a way I'm glad it happened. I wouldn't have my baby daughter if I didn't go home when I did.

But enough of this, it feels like I add my stump to every thread I start, and I'm really not looking for sympathy.

Thanks.


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: Crasher]
    #8813700 - 08/23/08 01:26 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Yep, back to getting your snip-job...I could definitely see myself getting the procedure done if I was married and had kids so I don't think it's a terrible idea, but then again, I haven't researched it at all and I'm not aware of any complications that could arise.


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: CptnGarden]
    #8813913 - 08/23/08 02:21 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

fuck that, just learn how to use your dick lolzzzzzzzzz


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: Leanin]
    #8813925 - 08/23/08 02:24 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

What the fuck does that even mean???


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: Crasher]
    #8814249 - 08/23/08 04:21 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Plus, after watching your fingers and palm fly through the midnight Iraqi air and fly an hour to Baghdad without anesthetic, you gain a bit of a pain threshold.




Did you kill the motherfucker that took your hand off or what?


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Re: Gettin' the old snip-snip. [Re: Crasher]
    #8814250 - 08/23/08 04:21 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

It means he's retarded.


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