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Invisibleneverwhere
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1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder
    #8813211 - 08/22/08 11:26 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/22/obese.woman.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Sorry if this has been posted before, but I just read this. What the fuck????

Um, how does one person, particularly a 27 year old woman, get to be 1,000 lbs? How does a body handle carrying that much weight?

IF she is so big she cant leave her bed, and cant go to court for a trial, how does she murder someone?

What mother leaves her two year old with a woman who can't even get out of bed?

Um.


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: neverwhere]
    #8813215 - 08/22/08 11:27 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

she prolly shot her over a donut


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: neverwhere]
    #8813219 - 08/22/08 11:28 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

hopefully she didnt take a dump on that kid accidentally.


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: Coaster]
    #8813230 - 08/22/08 11:30 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Dude, Krispy Kreme is serious business.


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: watchoutnow]
    #8813231 - 08/22/08 11:31 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

damn i bet shes a sensitive about her weight...

kids first words, "yuor phate"...

SMACK SMACK... weight of arm = a lot of fucking fat clung to it = death.


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: watchoutnow]
    #8813244 - 08/22/08 11:34 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

She killed the kid on my birthday

THAT FAT WHORE


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: neverwhere]
    #8813294 - 08/22/08 11:44 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Wow.

Just... wow.  That's terrible.

I didn't even know the human body could survive getting that heavy.  I guess it can't really if they think that the process of being in the courtroom for her trial would kill her.  Can't they forget about the trial and euthenize the behemoth?


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8813314 - 08/22/08 11:49 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Can't they forget about the trial and euthenize the behemoth?




:ilold:


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: Deity208]
    #8813604 - 08/23/08 01:02 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

They should drown her and use her leviathanic carcass as bait for manatee mates to help get them off of the endangered species list.


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: NastyDHL]
    #8813745 - 08/23/08 01:42 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

She was probably trying to pat his head in an affectionate manner.

WHAM WHAM WHAM

Baby????


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: Crasher]
    #8813785 - 08/23/08 01:53 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Crasher said:
She was probably trying to pat his head in an affectionate manner.

WHAM WHAM WHAM

Baby????




The 'ol Of Mice Of Men prisoner trick.

Beautiful.


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: neverwhere]
    #8813961 - 08/23/08 02:33 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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EDINBURG, Texas (AP)  -- Prosecutors are trying to decide how to jail and bring to court a nearly half-ton, bedridden woman accused of killing her 2-year-old nephew.

A grand jury indicted Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, on Thursday on one count of first-degree murder and on one count of injury to a child in the death of Eliseo Gonzalez Jr. She previously had been charged with capital murder.

Rosales weighs nearly 1,000 pounds and cannot fit through a door to leave her home, leaving prosecutors wondering how to bring her to court. As of Thursday evening, she was not in custody.

Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Trevino said that holding her at the county jail for her trial would be impossible because she needs extensive medical care.
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"She would die," Trevino said in Thursday's online edition of The Monitor in McAllen.

The grand jury indicted Rosales after an autopsy confirmed investigators' suspicions that the child died March 18 because he had been struck. Investigators believe that the toddler was struck at least twice, crushing his head.

Authorities recommended that Rosales' bail be set at $150,000.

The boy's mother, Jaime Rosales, was charged with injury to a child because she is accused of leaving her son alone with his aunt. Her bail has been set at $100,000




fuck.





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neverwhere said:
Dude, Krispy Kreme is serious business.




i blame mcdonalds and the :mcdeath:


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: CptnGarden]
    #8813972 - 08/23/08 02:36 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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EDINBURG, Texas (AP)  -- Prosecutors are trying $100,000




:rofl::rofl2::rofl::rofl2::rofl::rofl2:

They can't figure out how to get her to the court room since she won't fit out her own door, but they set bail at $100,000.  Am I missing something here? :wtf:


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: neverwhere]
    #8813973 - 08/23/08 02:36 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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neverwhere said:
Dude, Krispy Kreme is serious business.




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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8814005 - 08/23/08 02:46 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Entropymancer said:
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EDINBURG, Texas (AP)  -- Prosecutors are trying $100,000




:rofl::rofl2::rofl::rofl2::rofl::rofl2:

They can't figure out how to get her to the court room since she won't fit out her own door, but they set bail at $100,000.  Am I missing something here? :wtf:




Yeah, I was confused about that too. How the fuck does that work??? What puzzles me even more is where does all her poop go?


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: marshalldylan1]
    #8814314 - 08/23/08 05:37 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I bet with all the weight on her arms she had enormous strength, and probably didn't realize it.  Still fucked up though.  I'd suffocate the bitch with one of her own flesh capes during her favorite TV show.  Then  I'd empty my bank account and  buy tons of food and cover her corpse in it and lock the door.  Later I would crush the fattest maggots for  living like her.  Then I'd hang myself right above her bed, with a cock-ring strangling my penis so it stays erect long after my death, so hopefully a female police officer sees it before it rots and it ruins her sex life forever.

This is all part of my plan to punish baby seal clubbers.  I have literature if you're interested.


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: neverwhere]
    #8814629 - 08/23/08 10:00 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I can't wait till she skips bail and goes on the run.  or like...the ooze.  I dunno what kind of escaping motion such a beast would make.


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: joekenorer]
    #8814675 - 08/23/08 10:14 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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joekenorer said:
I bet with all the weight on her arms she had enormous strength, and probably didn't realize it.  Still fucked up though.  I'd suffocate the bitch with one of her own flesh capes during her favorite TV show.  Then  I'd empty my bank account and  buy tons of food and cover her corpse in it and lock the door.  Later I would crush the fattest maggots for  living like her.  Then I'd hang myself right above her bed, with a cock-ring strangling my penis so it stays erect long after my death, so hopefully a female police officer sees it before it rots and it ruins her sex life forever.

This is all part of my plan to punish baby seal clubbers.  I have literature if you're interested.






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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: marshalldylan1]
    #8814772 - 08/23/08 10:51 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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marshalldylan1 said:
Yeah, I was confused about that too. How the fuck does that work??? What puzzles me even more is where does all her poop go?




Or bathe... I bet the room she lives in smells like crap in pants.


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Re: 1,000 lb Woman Indicted for Murder [Re: Entropymancer]
    #12713033 - 06/09/10 02:42 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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Entropymancer said:
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EDINBURG, Texas (AP)  -- Prosecutors are trying $100,000




:rofl::rofl2::rofl::rofl2::rofl::rofl2:

They can't figure out how to get her to the court room since she won't fit out her own door, but they set bail at $100,000.  Am I missing something here? :wtf:




They probably used a crane threw the patio. Then the fork-lifted her to the court. For the sentence I suppose they will just put her somewhere and build the jail around her blobely mass.


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