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OfflineCannabischarlie
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i wish there was places
    #8811323 - 08/22/08 03:39 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

that single jewish women hang out at.


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: i wish there was places [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8811328 - 08/22/08 03:40 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

dont they hang out at temples  :volcano:


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Re: i wish there was places [Re: Coaster]
    #8811340 - 08/22/08 03:42 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

is that a deli where you live?


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: i wish there was places [Re: Coaster]
    #8811384 - 08/22/08 03:50 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

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dont they hang out at temples  :volcano:




aha was just gunna say... hit up the local temple.


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Re: i wish there was places [Re: Platinum]
    #8811400 - 08/22/08 03:53 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

go to notorious jew places,

like a barmitzvah.

or a bar exam.

or a lawyer school.

maybe even start giving stolen diamonds to a jew in exchange for his daughter.

but if you are in new england hit up a bagel store.  LOL  its jew central, and they al order locks, instead of salmon. LOL


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Re: i wish there was places [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8811443 - 08/22/08 04:01 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Why do you want a Jew? Are you Jewish or something
I heard its part of their relgion to only date other jews. Or maybe thats just Christians


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Re: i wish there was places [Re: Stealth1Vampire]
    #8811505 - 08/22/08 04:15 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

if you date a jew girl you have to have some of your penis cut off, and you also have to convert.


that sounds lame to me.


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Re: i wish there was places [Re: pong]
    #8811533 - 08/22/08 04:22 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

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pong said:
if you date a jew girl you have to have some of your penis cut off, and you also have to convert.


that sounds lame to me.




most people do have it cut off... in fact I think it's pretty standard for most births in the US - and you don't have to convert wtf are you talking about? If you're dating orthodox then maybe... but reform or conservative? where are you getting thsi infromation from?


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Re: i wish there was places [Re: Platinum]
    #8811997 - 08/22/08 06:18 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

i have heard that jewish people consider the jewishness passed through the mother.  as in a jewish guy can do whatever he wants but the gils have to marry jews.

i have also heard that circumcision is religiously mandated by jews. 

and yeah sounds pretty lame.


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Re: i wish there was places [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8813590 - 08/23/08 12:58 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Why would you specifically seek out Jewish women? Seems like you'd be limiting your choices for no good reason

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most people do have it cut off... in fact I think it's pretty standard for most births in the US



Most people don't, but it's more common in the US than anywhere else because most Jewish people are in the US.


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Re: i wish there was places [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8813623 - 08/23/08 01:08 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Just put a few loose gold coins in your pocket...




They'll find you.

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Re: i wish there was places [Re: Crasher]
    #8814104 - 08/23/08 03:19 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

In all honesty I can't tell a Jew girl apart from a White girl. They look the damn same to me.


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Re: i wish there was places [Re: Stealth1Vampire]
    #8814119 - 08/23/08 03:26 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

damn this has been in my mind since someone posted the lyrics for that zppa song "jewish princess" or something like that.


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Re: i wish there was places [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8814177 - 08/23/08 03:50 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

*were


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Re: i wish there was places [Re: Stealth1Vampire]
    #8814293 - 08/23/08 05:04 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

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In all honesty I can't tell a Jew girl apart from a White girl. They look the damn same to me.




jews are white

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Re: i wish there was places [Re: pong]
    #8814303 - 08/23/08 05:15 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Go to Israel.


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