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OfflineStrandedVoyager
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Craigslist is a strange place...
    #8801848 - 08/20/08 06:57 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I make Craigslist a stop in my internet routine because sometimes there's good deals or interesting business ideas on there. However, there's also quite the humorous personals section. For giggles since most of the ads on that site are exactly the same (desperate people trying to get laid) I decided to write and post an ad.

"Circus Midget Seeks Sugar Mama"

I'm a three foot six inch middle eastern man who's a bit overweight (253 pounds) and am looking to get laid. I used to work in the circus and am quite flexible. I can fold my tongue into a clover and contract my testicles into my body and I'd be willing to show you both anytime anywhere.

You're a morbidly obess woman who likes oral pleasure and Jay Leno. You're a woman that'd like to wake up next to a heaving fat circus midget struggling to breath every morning. You're extremely wealthy and have several good looking children that dig midgets. Must have swimming pool and own a pony! You also must be willing to have sex anytime, anywhere, with anyone of my choosing.

Please don't overload my mail box asking me to please you, only the finest women who meet the criteria I listed are entitled to my attention.

Hurry up and e-mail me because my landlord is kicking me out at the first of the month and several women are trying to track me down for child support.

Have a nice day.


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Re: Craigslist is a strange place... [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #8801870 - 08/20/08 07:03 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

That's awesome. I'm going to repost it in my town. :rofl2:


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Re: Craigslist is a strange place... [Re: Mad River]
    #8801883 - 08/20/08 07:06 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Check this out:

Best of Craigslist

There are some pretty funny ones in there.


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Re: Craigslist is a strange place... [Re: Wronguy]
    #8801901 - 08/20/08 07:09 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

hahahahha
link me up to yours


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Re: Craigslist is a strange place... [Re: Another_Melb_Guy]
    #8801905 - 08/20/08 07:11 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)



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My god... it's full of stars...


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Re: Craigslist is a strange place... [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #8801919 - 08/20/08 07:14 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

cheers hahahahahah

thats gold


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Re: Craigslist is a strange place... *DELETED* [Re: Another_Melb_Guy]
    #8801922 - 08/20/08 07:15 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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Reason for deletion: ..yeah



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Re: Craigslist is a strange place... [Re: Jamio]
    #8802042 - 08/20/08 07:47 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Craigslist is responsible for thousdands of marriages nationwide.


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Re: Craigslist is a strange place... [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #8802425 - 08/20/08 09:16 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

sounds like something I would see on television


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Re: Craigslist is a strange place... [Re: aDoS]
    #8802442 - 08/20/08 09:20 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Proof that there's love for everyone. I'm getting replies from that message...

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Hey I just saw your post and wanted to respond to let u know I'm interested. Email me back on (email deleted) because I get too much junk, I just use it when I don't wanna get put on mailing lists and stuff. :smile:




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You rock ….


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I've always wanted to fuck a midget. email me pics and i'll return the favor.




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My god... it's full of stars...


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Re: Craigslist is a strange place... [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #8802524 - 08/20/08 09:34 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

lmao..thats great I loved that!!


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Re: Craigslist is a strange place... [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #8802533 - 08/20/08 09:36 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

LOL!


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Re: Craigslist is a strange place... [Re: Brugman]
    #8802745 - 08/20/08 10:34 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl2: I always love your thread's


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Re: Craigslist is a strange place... [Re: Razor3lade]
    #8804632 - 08/21/08 11:14 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I would have assumed everyone would have considered his add to be false. But when they got to the part about the pony they should have known. But I guess not. I guess some of them thought he was joking about the pony. Do you respond to any replies with pitcures of a midget? Cuz some people might just be calling ur bluff.


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