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Anonymous #1

Serious Revenge Advice?
    #8800267 - 08/20/08 09:37 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Hey guys so I need to get some ideas for revenge on my ex friend.

Sonofabitch fucked around with my girlfriend and then yells at me? I dont fuckin think so.

ideas Ive had so far:
-baiting him out
-denting his new car (keying seems way to obvious of a vandal)
-fucking up his house somehow, brick through window maybe?
-framing him with drugs somehow

anyways open for discussion

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Anonymous #2

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8800278 - 08/20/08 09:39 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Serious advice?

Grow up

Get a better girlfriend next time

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Anonymous #3

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8800316 - 08/20/08 09:50 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I've had the same shit happen to me.. be the bigger man decide if you really want to be with your hoe. or not.

Fuck that other guy just ignore him.. if he's a persistent cocksucker and won't let you drop it.. then do something. But don't look for revenge just because he did something gay.. your bitch did too.

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Anonymous #4

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8800320 - 08/20/08 09:51 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Damn that's fucked, I'd mess him up. Is he the kind of pussy who would press charges if you punched him in the face? If he would then I'd resort to something that in no way could be traced back to you, I'd go so far as to wear gloves so I wouldn't leave fingerprints. Spray painting the car and windows, fuck up his car underneath (cut lines, puncture the gas tank/tires, etc), fucking up his house is always an option..

Remember to have an alibi, have a friend beforehand know whats up so he can say you were hanging out at the time the vandalism happened.

I don't know if I'd stoop to framing anyone with drugs, that's just taking advantage of the already fucked up drug war.

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Anonymous #5

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8800354 - 08/20/08 10:01 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Just think, maybe some day when you graduate high school you guys will be friends again.

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Anonymous #6

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8800458 - 08/20/08 10:34 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Kill him by disemboweling him. Drape yourself in his intestines to impress your girlfriend.

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Anonymous #7

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8800504 - 08/20/08 10:46 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Meh, bitch slap the hoe not the fool who took her bait.

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Anonymous #8

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8800510 - 08/20/08 10:47 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Meh... just get a black ski mask and a baseball bat... smash every window and panel on his car, and then run through the woods to your waiting get away vehicle on the next street over.

Don't go fucking with his undercarriage.. if he drives it and dies because you were a moron and cut the brake line... well, you've got a motive, and you did it, so there's a good chance they could find a way to link you. (They won't care enough to pursue it unless he dies, though.)

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Anonymous #1

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8800511 - 08/20/08 10:48 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

To #4 he wouldnt press charges, he would most likely get everyone in the city to hate me

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Anonymous #8

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8800519 - 08/20/08 10:49 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Meh, bitch slap the hoe not the fool who took her bait.




Realistically speaking, if he was a friend, that's not satisfactory.

If he was just a random dude, I would totally agree. But he got stabbed in the fucking back by a friend. This is more than just the girl's promiscuity we're talking about here.

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Anonymous #1

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8800547 - 08/20/08 10:57 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
Realistically speaking, if he was a friend, that's not satisfactory.

If he was just a random dude, I would totally agree. But he got stabbed in the fucking back by a friend. This is more than just the girl's promiscuity we're talking about here.




Yes, thank you.
This is how I feel

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Anonymous #8

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8800551 - 08/20/08 10:58 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Well high five then!

Now go smash his fucking car with a baseball bat!!!

(Actually, plan it out methodically so he won't be near it... maybe have your girlfriend invite him to a movie or something.. haha.)

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Anonymous #9

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8800568 - 08/20/08 11:06 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Get his picture and post it on craigslist in the gay escort section with his phone # in every city in the US.  He will have to get a new phone #.

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Anonymous #10

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8800569 - 08/20/08 11:06 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Depending on what kind of car he has, get inside his car, then depending on the handles, break them off so when he gets inside and shuts the door he can't get out. teehee.  Or fill up his muffler with butane refillables.  Did you want to hurt this guy or just plain revenge?

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Anonymous #1

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #8800590 - 08/20/08 11:13 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #10 said:
Depending on what kind of car he has, get inside his car, then depending on the handles, break them off so when he gets inside and shuts the door he can't get out. teehee.  Or fill up his muffler with butane refillables.  Did you want to hurt this guy or just plain revenge?



wouldnt mind hurting this fuck.
How do I get butane in the muffler? and can this be traced?

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Anonymous #11

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8800862 - 08/20/08 12:33 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I've heard that if you put a ping pong ball in his gas tank then it will die randomly when he's driving because it floats until the car is started then gets sucked into hte line and clogs it, thus killing the car, but as soon as it dies and stops sucking gas, it will restart. So essentially he would have a car that dies constantly.

I dont know if this works or not, just what i've heard.

Also if he has a good job I'd try to find a way for him to get fired. Same with her. Be creative.

Since you dated her you probably have some dirt on her, use it to your advantage.

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Anonymous #12

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8801014 - 08/20/08 01:17 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Blend some shrimp and raw egg in a blender, and inject it into the seats of his car using a 10cc syringe. Then wait for a nice sunny day. :evil:

Or if you're over 20, just forget about it and move on.

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Anonymous #13

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #8801423 - 08/20/08 03:14 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
Blend some shrimp and raw egg in a blender, and inject it into the seats of his car using a 10cc syringe. Then wait for a nice sunny day. :evil:

Or if you're over 20, just forget about it and move on.




:evil: :smile:

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Anonymous #14

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8801796 - 08/20/08 04:45 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Leave a meth lab in his shed?

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Anonymous #14

Re: Serious Revenge Advice? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #8801801 - 08/20/08 04:46 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

LOL theres a link at the top saying "shop for 10cc syringe" 

its an omen

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