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OfflineTri High
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BIRTHDAY 21!
    #8795001 - 08/19/08 10:17 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Today is my birthday.  Give me sex.

I might go camping instead of to the bar.  I went to the bar last night after 12.  It was alright.  I'm missing my best and favorite hat right now because some dick (I think my brother) slapped it off of my head at a party last night and I forgot to go grab it.  The guy that has it is dead, unless he forfeits it happily. 

But seriously.  I'm 21 today.  and I need a bj.  Hooray!!!1212!


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Re: BIRTHDAY 21! [Re: Tri High]
    #8795013 - 08/19/08 10:20 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

happy BJ day!


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Re: BIRTHDAY 21! [Re: danlennon3]
    #8795070 - 08/19/08 10:33 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Thanks!

Last night I was so drunk I tried to ride my bike home and I bit it hard.  The handle bars were way off kilter with the front tire and now my forehead has got a rough road-rash spot on it...It's all worth it though.  Great night.  I love my town.  College town with everything you could hope for except wayyy slutty girls.  I've got my eyes on a few, though, and they're lookin' back.  Hooray.


YAY!  Happy Bj Day!  Yay!!


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Re: BIRTHDAY 21! [Re: Tri High]
    #8795078 - 08/19/08 10:34 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Oh, and last night at the bar I met my freshman math teacher's mom.  Her mom is good lookin' and I told her daughter that I'd thought about hitting on her, etc...

Wow, what a great time.  Her daughter was pretty good looking herself, but I'd still rather nail the old bat math teacher.  Something about older, wiser women.  I just want to stick it in their asses...

What a great day this will be!


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Re: BIRTHDAY 21! [Re: Tri High]
    #8795154 - 08/19/08 10:51 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

damn, todays my 19th
golden bitches
haha cant wait to turn 21


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Re: BIRTHDAY 21! [Re: stewy1412]
    #8795179 - 08/19/08 10:58 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

so far it's been an amazing day.  except the spill on my bike in the near-middle of the street at 4:30 this morning....otherwise, amazing.  Love it up dude.  Happy 19th!  Let's be birthday friends!


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Re: BIRTHDAY 21! [Re: Tri High]
    #8795200 - 08/19/08 11:02 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

k
well today i made a grav. bong out of a gallon hawaiian punch container with the downspout and a medal socket for the bowl, packed that fucker full and filled,  i took the biggest hit iv taken to date and now im fuckin ripped:tongue2:


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Re: BIRTHDAY 21! [Re: stewy1412]
    #8795222 - 08/19/08 11:07 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

i got a couple weeks until my 21st. headin to a festival the day after to have some fun.


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Re: BIRTHDAY 21! [Re: stewy1412]
    #8795230 - 08/19/08 11:07 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

CheA Player.  CheA!

I can't smoke b/c of some probation bs.  BUT don't EVER drive drunk!  EVAR!  It's not worth it in so many ways.  Just don't do it.  Riding a bike isn't so bad, but still is bad because my head hurts. 

Again, DWI's and DUI's aren't good shit.  For so many reasons.  Sleep where you go if you drink tonight for your b-day. 

And congrats on the grav bong.  you could do it with a bread bag on the bottom of it too, instead of a sinkfull of water.  Resource usage limiting...:)  Have great day!  I will.


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Re: BIRTHDAY 21! [Re: Tri High]
    #8795274 - 08/19/08 11:19 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

math teachers make the best lovers.


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Re: BIRTHDAY 21! [Re: Tri High]
    #8795276 - 08/19/08 11:20 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

HAPPY BDAY!!!!!  have a happy 21....thanks for making me feel old.....:cheers:

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Re: BIRTHDAY 21! [Re: rugergirl79]
    #8795343 - 08/19/08 11:32 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

yeah dude, i was planning on chillin at my friends girlfriend's house and having a few
i might have to drive home tho, she only lives a block away and ive done it many times


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Re: BIRTHDAY 21! [Re: stewy1412]
    #8795415 - 08/19/08 11:46 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

might as well walk if it's only a block...or even 2 blocks...I'll be walking home from across town tonight.  town is small though, so no worries, still though.  one block ain't shit to walk.  better safe than sorry for hitting those skateboarding punks pretending to pull a chain tight across the road as you're driving by.


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Re: BIRTHDAY 21! [Re: Tri High]
    #8795606 - 08/19/08 12:16 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

:happybday: stewy and trihigh!


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:peace: & :heart:

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Re: BIRTHDAY 21! [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #8795698 - 08/19/08 12:31 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

the thing is i cant walk down the street with a 24 pack in my hand
otherwise i would
unless i just drop it off earlier and comeback without a vehicle


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Re: BIRTHDAY 21! [Re: stewy1412]
    #8797549 - 08/19/08 05:54 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

More birthday love or else!


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