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I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy
    #8794075 - 08/19/08 05:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't have a partner and I've only owned one dildo in my life and I didn't like it because it was too big for my opening.  It hurt.  Recently I've realized that only *I* have the power to satisfy myself sexually, and even though I am abstaining from all things sexual right now (for spiritual reasons), I know that in a few weeks I'm gonna be bursting and I'd like to treat myself with something special. 

It might be one of those cases where I will just have to go find a store in my area and see what they have.  But I am pretty clueless. 

Are my choices for self-pleasure pretty limited?  Will I have to just get another dildo?


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: MOTH]
    #8794080 - 08/19/08 05:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

classics
my ex had something like that, she was obsessed with.. she mostly used it for extra clit stimulation during the deed


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: Shroomism]
    #8794087 - 08/19/08 05:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: PyroBurns]
    #8794088 - 08/19/08 05:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Thanks for the recs...that's what I needed.  :hippie:


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: MOTH]
    #8794091 - 08/19/08 05:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

(oh and I should mention: I'm a little freaked out by vibrating toys - I heard they diminish sensitivity?  What if I got addicted and then couldn't stop using it?)


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: MOTH]
    #8794094 - 08/19/08 05:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Probably a valid concern.. I wouldn't really know. It was also a concern of mine but she seemed to do fine without it as well.
Just stick with the classics if that's a concern.


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: Shroomism]
    #8794139 - 08/19/08 06:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

hmm my friend just totally uses her hands. She kinda bothers me cause she will only love herself. personaly you probally just need a partner that will give you healthy loving and that cures it. Its a good outlet and i think a bit more proper. Me personally tho i havent had sex in a long time but i totally channel it, sometimes its hard to find a good partner im certain i will find one very soon.


im totally sure you can find a partner cause your totally awesome btw :awesome:


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: thedudenj]
    #8794143 - 08/19/08 06:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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thedudenj said:
hmm my friend just totally uses her hands. She kinda bothers me cause she will only love herself. personaly you probally just need a partner that will give you healthy loving and that cures it. Its a good outlet and i think a bit more proper. Me personally tho i havent had sex in a long time but i totally channel it, sometimes its hard to find a good partner im certain i will find one very soon.




Yep, hands are NATURE'S SEX TOY :rofl:

Hmm...maybe I'll pass on the plastic penis, in that case.


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: MOTH]
    #8794239 - 08/19/08 07:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

uve been noticeably horny lately...

and i LIKE it!

and why dont you think someone else can satisfy you sexually?

i would try my hardest :crazy2:

but anyway, how long have you been abstinent?


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: just me]
    #8794243 - 08/19/08 07:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

just me said:
uve been noticeably horny lately...

and i LIKE it!

and why dont you think someone else can satisfy you sexually?

i would try my hardest :crazy2:

but anyway, how long have you been abstinent?




It's been about six months since my last bang, a few weeks since my last self-loving.  But I'm not even that horny right now.  For some reason I just enjoy talking about sex on the Shroomery. 

My sexuality is confusing sometimes...which is why I like to talk about it.  :crazy2:


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: MOTH]
    #8794259 - 08/19/08 07:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

tell me about it...

i have the labido of an infant, and im 22.

im super horny for the chase. and the one nighters, but when i have a steady relationship, she has to force me pretty much...

but then when im single and with different women often, i crave the affection of a relationship...

and when im in a relationship, girls want me, when im single they dont....

lifes a cruel joke...

i gave up masterbating(or am trying) cuz it seems like somethin bad always happens when i do jack it...

like car breaks down or some shit :lol:

but id give ya a good fuckin moth...if you consider a good fuckin 15 seconds of jack rabbit humpin:lol:

j/k, but id maybe slip my tounge in your bum...

i need sleep...its late here in Mauiland


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: just me]
    #8794274 - 08/19/08 08:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl2: @ just me.

Moth, id go get one just to see what it was like. You don't need to use it every single time, but i hear it's super sweet every now and then. Just don't replace the good ol' fashion way.


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: just me]
    #8794302 - 08/19/08 08:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

just me said:


but id give ya a good fuckin moth...if you consider a good fuckin 15 seconds of jack rabbit humpin:lol:








I think I'm flattered. :wink: Actually, SO FAR in my limited experience, I don't really like drawn out sex (with men - the verdict is still out with women).    Despite evidence to the contrary, I'm actually not very into sex at all.  My sexuality seems to be all in my HEAD...seldom in my body.  I've pretty much accepted this, and just enjoy pondering about sex, over actually experiencing it.  :grin:

I'm single for the first time in awhile...it's now hitting me that I won't be getting laid anytime soon unless I want to compromise myself. 

I'm okay with abstinence.  I will simply utilize the latent sexual energy for creative pursuits.


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: MOTH]
    #8794304 - 08/19/08 08:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

(or maybe I should just find a one night stand to help loosen me up and broaden horizons; who knows.)


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: MOTH]
    #8794308 - 08/19/08 08:38 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You should get yourself a Rabbit.  Apparently they are legendary.  I've heard stories of women who have locked themselves in their rooms for days on end after discovering The Rabbit.  If you're going to spend money on something, this should probably be it.

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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: CherryBom]
    #8794318 - 08/19/08 08:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I was about to suggest a rabbit as well; Ive heard rave reviews.


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: CherryBom]
    #8794321 - 08/19/08 08:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

RABBIT, huh?!  Pretty amazing that's its name...because recently the 'rabbit animal totem' has been popping up in my life everywhere!

thanks!  If I do get something for this purpose, I'd like it to be high quality.


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: MOTH]
    #8794326 - 08/19/08 08:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

They're haveing a sale!  And giving away free lube!  You can't go wrong!


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: CherryBom]
    #8794367 - 08/19/08 09:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Rabbits are garbage, their popularity came from being featured on sex in the city.

I worked in an adult novelty store for a long time, and I would post some suggestions up here for you, but Im at work now and it would probably throw up a few flags in IT.


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Re: I'd like to get a fun masturbatory sextoy [Re: blewmeanie]
    #8794385 - 08/19/08 09:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Okay...maybe come back later!  :grin:


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