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How to get rid of an oaf
    #8793564 - 08/19/08 01:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A cultivator flying under the radar's worst nightmare - a drunk bi-standard passed out in eyeshot of the oven, while inoculation is imminent before you go on vacation in 6 fucking hours. I figure some of you guys have gone through this, so I ask for your advice on how to dispatch of the drunkened moron.
Should I....
You may choose only one
Balance the jars on his forehead, and innoculate them there, and take pictures so that we can laugh about it later
Slowly slide mushrooms down his throat until he wakes up tripping, and wanders off into the woods to find new meaning in life
Light a fire under the couch, and innoculate as quickly as possible before the Fire Department shows up to extinguish him
Wait to innoculate for a week and let the guy sleep... wait, thats not an option - Don't vote this!
Duct tape him to the couch, and attach a HEPA filter to his mouth to filter bitching, but allow fresh air exchange
Inject him with the Penis Envy, and harvest mushrooms as they become available from his scalp


Votes accepted from (08/19/08 01:32 AM) to (No end specified)
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Re: How to get rid of an oaf [Re: c1dh3d]
    #8793689 - 08/19/08 02:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

poll is flawed...

i vote just do your thing.

who is this bistandard in relation to YOU


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf [Re: just me]
    #8793802 - 08/19/08 02:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I actually figured this one out without lighting the HEPA filter on his face on fire while innoculating on his forehead - I just shut the TV off, and told him "GO THE FUCK TO BED".

And it's that kind of attitude, just me, that stifles genious idea's like injecting people jugular veins with spores and seeing if we may be able to create a new grow tek!

I totally voted for that one - what a kick ass experiment!


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf [Re: c1dh3d]
    #8793805 - 08/19/08 02:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

werd, tell his ass to get up and go somewhere else.


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf [Re: Yamidude]
    #8793817 - 08/19/08 03:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Actually the trick to it was, turning my music (hard rock) up as much as possible, then suddenly turning his tv off - I should have strapped a HEPA filter to his face to cut down the bitching I heard on his way to go sleep somewhere other than right in front of the kitchen.

Though a bucket of ice cold water would have not only been just as affective, but fuckin hilarious!


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf [Re: c1dh3d]
    #8793845 - 08/19/08 03:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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c1dh3d said:
A cultivator flying under the radar's worst nightmare - a drunk bi-standard passed out in eyeshot of the oven, while inoculation is imminent before you go on vacation in 6 fucking hours. I figure some of you guys have gone through this, so I ask for your advice on how to dispatch of the drunkened moron.




Do you really think bi-standard is a word, or is that a joke? The word is bystander. And drunken...
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Re: How to get rid of an oaf [Re: Mad River]
    #8793866 - 08/19/08 03:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

And you even voted for me to wait to inoculate, you spiteful bastard... :whack:


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf [Re: c1dh3d]
    #8793886 - 08/19/08 03:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol awesome


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf [Re: R10tGuNn3r]
    #8793903 - 08/19/08 03:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Notice his mood is 'Stressed' and he lives in Phoenix - that sums up every time I've moved there from beginning to end.

Hope you voted other than to wait to inoculate :smile:


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf [Re: c1dh3d]
    #8794031 - 08/19/08 05:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

no i said to get him in his jug and pick them off.. thats what i would do >:)


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf (moved)
    #8794212 - 08/19/08 07:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This thread was moved from Mushroom Cultivation.

Reason:
certainly not cultivation related


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf (moved) [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8794215 - 08/19/08 07:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I can't vote without a STAL option.  Just can't do it.


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf (moved) [Re: MOTH]
    #8794233 - 08/19/08 07:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i wouldve voted stal, but thats why i told him its flawed.

oh well:shrug:

he got done what needed to be done, and the thread was good for a chuckle


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf (moved) [Re: just me]
    #8794244 - 08/19/08 07:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Indeed.


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf (moved) [Re: MOTH]
    #8794254 - 08/19/08 07:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Moth are you hot?


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf (moved) [Re: just me]
    #8794339 - 08/19/08 08:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Certainly not cultivation related? I was right in the middle of cultivation when I had to decide whether to light something on fire or duct tape something to another thing!


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf (moved) [Re: c1dh3d]
    #8794348 - 08/19/08 09:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

yes certainly not.


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf (moved) [Re: c1dh3d]
    #8794573 - 08/19/08 10:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

FUCKING FASCISTS!


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf [Re: Mad River]
    #8794600 - 08/19/08 10:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

c1dh3d said:
A cultivator flying under the radar's worst nightmare - a drunk bi-standard passed out in eyeshot of the oven, while inoculation is imminent before you go on vacation in 6 fucking hours. I figure some of you guys have gone through this, so I ask for your advice on how to dispatch of the drunkened moron.




Do you really think bi-standard is a word, or is that a joke? The word is bystander. And drunken...
                    :boxerface:




Bi-standard, that gave me a good lol.  A lot of people misinterpret common phrases into ones that sound the same but they don't actually know what words they're saying. Its very common I see it on here all the time.


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Re: How to get rid of an oaf [Re: BoneMan]
    #8794610 - 08/19/08 10:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I am unable to understand the first post in this thread. Its confusing.


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