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Funny jerkin off experiance.
    #8793495 - 08/18/08 11:17 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Ok well i took some azos and if your not familiar with those they are pain relief pills that you can take 3-4 days before a drug test and pass, oh and it also turns your piss a dark orange color. almost red.
Okay well anyways i took some and i was indeed pissin orange.
Then i got lonely and felt like jerkin it so i did.
and when i came my cum was orange! It was such a surprise and made me laugh so hard i had to do it again.
hahahaha


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
    #8793503 - 08/18/08 11:19 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

:dancingshroom:


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: notapillow]
    #8793524 - 08/18/08 11:24 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

:whacker:  :whacker:  :whacker:


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
    #8793527 - 08/18/08 11:25 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Did it taste like oranges?


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
    #8793536 - 08/18/08 11:27 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

OMG, LOLZorzers, that's like so much funnier than ISS's ghey posts


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: robbyberto]
    #8793537 - 08/18/08 11:27 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Idk, i put in a jar to cure then im gonna do an extract and take all the dna out of it and make a super drug. fool.


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
    #8793546 - 08/18/08 11:29 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

this is way better than an iss thread

:birthday:


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: notapillow]
    #8793556 - 08/18/08 11:31 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

YAY!

wait?
whats an ISS thread?


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
    #8793558 - 08/18/08 11:32 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

itstarssaddam
hes gayer than this for sure


thats not flaming

its just a factoid


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: notapillow]
    #8793565 - 08/18/08 11:33 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

ISS seems to be almost as full of shit as todie, but he's not. They should date though.


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: robbyberto]
    #8793569 - 08/18/08 11:33 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

there not?


i thought that was there deal


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: robbyberto]
    #8793573 - 08/18/08 11:34 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

robbyberto said:
ISS seems to be almost as full of shit as todie, but he's not. They should date though.




:yesnod:
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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: notapillow]
    #8793574 - 08/18/08 11:35 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

notapillow said:
itstarssaddam
hes gayer than this for sure





Gay?
Im simply sharing a funny jerkin off experience.
All the cool kids are doing it!


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
    #8793581 - 08/18/08 11:37 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Ugh....
I wanna jerk it again right now.
Erggg..
NEED PORN!


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
    #8793582 - 08/18/08 11:38 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Tell me more stories, brah. So I can't beat off to your beat off stories, and stuff.


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: robbyberto]
    #8793590 - 08/18/08 11:40 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

alright well one time i was jerkin it then i thought it would be cool to do it while walking around my house and i accidentally hit a counter corner.
Felt awesome. I would Highly recommend


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
    #8793605 - 08/18/08 11:44 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

another time i was jerkin it in the mirror while trippin and i came all over the mirror image of myself but i thought it was on me so i ran to another mirror to see and i actually did cum on me.


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
    #8793617 - 08/18/08 11:48 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

another time i was jerkin it in a fan then i cam and it shot right back in my face and got all in my mustache.
Sadly i had to shave the poor thing :sad:


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
    #8793627 - 08/18/08 11:51 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Tell me one where you bust in your own eyes?


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
    #8793630 - 08/18/08 11:51 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

another time i was jerkin it in front of the police station and when i was about to come the cops came out and i said "fuck the police" then shot a load right on the sheriffs face.


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