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Poop Drops?
    #8791423 - 08/18/08 02:56 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

So, my boss was telling me about his mother. She took about a decade living on Hawaiian islands and various Pacific islands.

Apparently, she found this product there called 'Poop Drops'. You drop a few in the john before dropping the Cosby's off, and it's supposed to make your :glittershits: rank 'n stank free.

I've NEVER heard of this, but it sounds like a good idea, like something that should be included in foreign aid projects.

Anybody seen/used these things? I'm wondering how they would work.



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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: numonkei]
    #8791437 - 08/18/08 02:58 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

what?!


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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: demiu5]
    #8791459 - 08/18/08 03:04 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #8791465 - 08/18/08 03:06 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

He isn't the lying type, my boss. He was serious.

Not quite as nice as pills that make your turds smell, (maybe taste?) like bakery-fresh cinnamon rolls would be; but an interesting concept.

I'd buy some.



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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: numonkei]
    #8791496 - 08/18/08 03:12 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

why does it matter if your shit stinks?  are you people not used to it?


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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: demiu5]
    #8791549 - 08/18/08 03:28 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

my shit don't stink :crankey:


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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: demiu5]
    #8791628 - 08/18/08 03:46 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Well, you ever have to piss after someone with rank shit just flushed? Are you not used to walking, yet still prefer a car? Were you not used to 56K and still prefer DSL?

It's not about necessity, it's about something new and useful, or at least cool.




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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: numonkei]
    #8791632 - 08/18/08 03:48 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I havent heard of this but I have heard of candy that dyes your poop neon colors. I think that'd be neat.


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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: skunkape]
    #8791640 - 08/18/08 03:49 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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skunkape said:
I havent heard of this but I have heard of candy that dyes your poop neon colors. I think that'd be neat.




Some cereals turn my poop green. Cheap blueberry cereals seem to work best.


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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #8791653 - 08/18/08 03:53 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Yarry was telling me if you eat enough carrots your poop turns orange


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #8791657 - 08/18/08 03:54 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, it's odd. Count Chocula turns mine white.

:shrug:

So, nobody's heard of these things?


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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: numonkei]
    #8791693 - 08/18/08 04:02 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

no, sounds like a good idea if you are at someones house and dont want offend by polluting their bathroom


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8791700 - 08/18/08 04:04 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

carotene will turn your poop orange.  butternut squash really does it to me

what really sucks is when peeling veggies with lots of carotene and having it rub off on your hands


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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8791722 - 08/18/08 04:09 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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no, sounds like a good idea if you are at someones house and dont want offend by polluting their bathroom





:thumbup:

Another good use. If this isn't around, maybe someone in Chem. and Pharm. could work something out.



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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: numonkei]
    #8791742 - 08/18/08 04:14 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, a courtesy flush makes it obvious


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8791783 - 08/18/08 04:27 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I don't get it. Why not just flush?


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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: PyroBurns]
    #8791979 - 08/18/08 05:13 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I meant more like when someone shits, then flushes, and you REALLY gotta piss, and there's only one bathroom, and the cops see you if you go outside, and your homie ate some thiry tacos within the past day.

That smell is there, regardless of flush, for at least thirty minutes. Twenty with fan and air freshener.

And your girl is sexier is she doesn't smell the bathroom after she poops...unless you happen to have the fecal fetish.


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Re: Poop Drops? [Re: numonkei]
    #8792009 - 08/18/08 05:23 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Oh I see.

I never ever have this problem. But I remember my fucking step dad would always stink up the whole foyer for like 40 minutes after he was done. Maybe it's the problem with the person? I don't know.


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