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I Just did a bad thing
    #8790321 - 08/18/08 12:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Okay so I've got this "friend", a girl, who just bought an ounce of shrooms.  This girl is a real bitch.  She's the classic unaware high school (well, just graduated high school) moron girl, who doesn't know shit, and ruthlessly makes fun of people she considers to be "below" her.  Her parents give her all her money; as a matter of fact they gave her the money she used to buy the ounce. 

She's so dumb that she hasn't even gone online to read up on how to do shrooms.  Because of this, she called me and asked how much she should weigh out.  I don't know what happened.  Some perverse impulse in me caused me to tell her "Eat 4 grams, and smoke until you feel it."  So her and her equally dumbass friend are going to eat 4 fucking grams of cubensis, and all they've ever tripped on before is salvia.

:smilingpuppy:

I can rationalize this easily because a) she needs a little mind expansion and b) I don't really give a shit.

But if you guys were me, would you call her back and tell her not to eat that much?


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: g00ru]
    #8790324 - 08/18/08 12:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

right on bro.+5 for you


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: g00ru]
    #8790325 - 08/18/08 12:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd call her back, just so you don't see her on the news later


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: g00ru]
    #8790327 - 08/18/08 12:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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guruu said:
Okay so I've got this "friend", a girl, who just bought an ounce of shrooms.  This girl is a real bitch.  She's the classic unaware high school (well, just graduated high school) moron girl, who doesn't know shit, and ruthlessly makes fun of people she considers to be "below" her.  Her parents give her all her money; as a matter of fact they gave her the money she used to buy the ounce. 

She's so dumb that she hasn't even gone online to read up on how to do shrooms.  Because of this, she called me and asked how much she should weigh out.  I don't know what happened.  Some perverse impulse in me caused me to tell her "Eat 4 grams, and smoke until you feel it."  So her and her equally dumbass friend are going to eat 4 fucking grams of cubensis, and all they've ever tripped on before is salvia.

:smilingpuppy:

I can rationalize this easily because a) she needs a little mind expansion and b) I don't really give a shit.

But if you guys were me, would you call her back and tell her not to eat that much?






AHAHAHAHHAHAH OOOOO that s EVIL1!!!!  lfmao...  that is pure evil dude... but aslong as she is a bitch she desurves it! 

she is going to have an 8 hour nightmare from hell hahahaha


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: g00ru]
    #8790328 - 08/18/08 12:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That's pretty shitty - I would definitely call her back and tell her to eat 2.5 or something for her first time.  I would never wish a high dose trip on anyone who didn't know what they were in for, especially a first timer. :frown:


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: lexmark]
    #8790330 - 08/18/08 12:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

p.s dont call her back, let her badtrip please


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: g00ru]
    #8790331 - 08/18/08 12:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

As long as she is in a good place to trip I'd say fuck it.

You could have been more mean...  You could have advised her to drink some syrian rue tea before she dosed on the mushrooms...


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: leftandright]
    #8790333 - 08/18/08 12:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

LULZ.
That is some of the funniest shit. I did that exact shit once [told the kid to eat around 4.5 grams, the kid called me back and told me that he never wants to do shrooms again cause they were too intense.

EDIT:: I also told them to drink grapefruit juice all night, and smoke some headies until they feel the first effects.


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: g00ru]
    #8790335 - 08/18/08 12:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

call her and tell her that she is going to trip hard... then it wont be your problem because you warned her


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8790337 - 08/18/08 12:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well, she did say she had an empty house to dose them in so realistically the worst thing that could happen is she'll just trip really hard, I doubt anything bad will happen.

Damn, I really should probably call her back though....

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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: danlennon3]
    #8790341 - 08/18/08 12:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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call her and tell her that she is going to trip hard... then it wont be your problem because you warned her




Good idea, I'll just be like "I told you 4 grams because I assume you want a real trip, not some mild shit."

Yeah...okay that sounds like the plan.


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8790342 - 08/18/08 12:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

shell be alright, i knew this girl many years ago that got a bunch of shrooms from my buddy and he did the same thing. She tripped very hard, said it scarred the shit out of her but was fun. She said she wrestled with the devil but wouldnt elaborate on other details, IDK but it was funny to hear her story.


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: g00ru]
    #8790345 - 08/18/08 12:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:grin:  As long as she don't try jumping off a bridge then hopefully it will do her some good.

I've seen people get to much mind expansion though.  Especially girls and they can't handle it.  My geuss is she will never touch psych's again and will fall even deeper back into ego on recovery.


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: g00ru]
    #8790351 - 08/18/08 12:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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guruu said:
Well, she did say she had an empty house to dose them in so realistically the worst thing that could happen is she'll just trip really hard, I doubt anything bad will happen.

Damn, I really should probably call her back though....

ARRG!




The worst thing that could happen is she'll just trip really hard?

I can think of many worse things that could happen. You know, high doses of psychedelics can bring on ego death so overwhelming that to a first timer, the difference betweeen real physical death and mental death may not be clear. God forbid her first trip ends in a call to 911.

You know you may not like this girl, or think she needs some "enlightening" - but maybe you should remember that tripping is a beautiful thing, and instead of possibly scaring someone away from it for ever you should help them understand how deep and profound and beautiful the experience can be.


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: g00ru]
    #8790359 - 08/18/08 12:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Meh... I ate an eighth my first time. 4g's isn't that bad.

Potency, setting, and mindset will be the factors that determine her trip, not dosage. :shrug:

I've tripped off 1.7 g's of plain old cubensis that hit me like a 5g trip... and I've tripped on 6 grams and never even felt an ego threat. (Partied all night... that was a good time.)

If you don't know the potency, dosage can't be accurately advised. :shrug:


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8790364 - 08/18/08 12:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:thumbup:

No need to punish people with psychedelics


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #8790371 - 08/18/08 12:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Meh... I ate an eighth my first time. 4g's isn't that bad.





But had you read about them enough beforehand to know in some way what to expect from an eighth? I also ate an eighth my first time but I just wonder what this girl is looking for.  Maybe she wants to ease in?


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8790372 - 08/18/08 12:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, I'm about to call her.  I think I'll tell her 1/8th instead and say it's gonna be intense.  I ate 1/8th my first time, I don't see anything wrong with that.


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8790373 - 08/18/08 12:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah OnemoreRobot is correct, that girl i was talking about above never wanted to trip again, she thought every other trip would be the same.


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Re: I Just did a bad thing [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8790379 - 08/18/08 12:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Meh... I ate an eighth my first time. 4g's isn't that bad.





But had you read about them enough beforehand to know in some way what to expect from an eighth? I also ate an eighth my first time but I just wonder what this girl is looking for.  Maybe she wants to ease in?




She wants to hallucinate.


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