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Anonymous #1

I smell like semen
    #8790086 - 08/18/08 11:37 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I just jerked off and I smell like dirty semen.  Does this make chicks hot, cause I rarely shower and I just stew in my semen infested underwear all day.  My dog is always humping me, so I'm guessing it work for girls too.  I don't know though, thats why I'm asking you.  If I knew the question I wouldn't ask the answer.  This isn't jeopordy either, so don't ask me the answer as a question.  Anyway, back to the point, my penis just pumps all day long and I want to know if this is cool or not.  Also, what the hell is up with semen being chunky sometimes?  Are they like clumps of sperm, or is it fat?  Speaking of sperm, why did they call sperm whales sperm whales?  Was it because they shot huge loads, cuz they smell of semen, or because they are shaped like sperm?  Whoever answers this question will get a +5 rating from me, but only if you give your username.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I smell like semen [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8790102 - 08/18/08 11:43 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Theyre called smerm whales b/c they have the largest penises in the world. And during mating season the seas are filled with whale sperms floating around. Ancient cultures made various adhesives and hair care products with it.


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Anonymous #3

Re: I smell like semen [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8790162 - 08/18/08 12:01 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

chicks only think its hot if you smear your jizz all over your face like its lotion. rub it in real good with just a dab on the earlobes.

sperm is chunky when its old. you have to jerk it till its all smooth and an even color......make sure to massage it into your scalp for maximum sexiness.

ive also heard that if you let your cum dry and then proceed to scrape it, you will emit more pheromones if you snort the rail of dehydrated semen.


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Anonymous #4

Re: I smell like semen [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8790189 - 08/18/08 12:10 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I have never had chunky sperm...that is nasty. I couldn't imagine a girl swallowing chunky porn, YUCK.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I smell like semen [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8790241 - 08/18/08 12:22 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

chunky pron?


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Anonymous #4

Re: I smell like semen [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8790280 - 08/18/08 12:33 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

chunky cum* sorry


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Anonymous #5

Re: I smell like semen [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8810056 - 08/22/08 11:02 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Sperm whales got that name because the oil derived from those whales looks like semen.  Semen has gelatinous gobs sometimes.  They are like jelly and slowly melt into liquid.  It's a strategy to increase the opportunities for fertilization.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I smell like semen [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8837393 - 08/27/08 08:01 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I have no answers right now, but I have to commend you on how great you're post read. I was truly entertained by it. You made great use of the Anon board.
Ask more random questions. I get a kick out of posts like this. Specially when high.

P.S. You possibly have an addiction to masturbation. You should think about controlling it.


-akb112211


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Anonymous #6

Re: I smell like semen [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8837448 - 08/27/08 08:09 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

by the way, there are other things that smell better to women...like confidence.
We may be animals, but we don't have the same access to the subconscious things that animals act upon. Utilize those things that advanced mammals react strongly to.
and by the way, BO only smells good on successful people.
-akb112211


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Anonymous #7

Re: I smell like semen [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8844246 - 08/28/08 11:12 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

This happens all of the time.

My semen is regularly chunky and I also smell like semen.  Chicks are really turned on by old semen, must be all those pheromones.

BTW I always lick my semen so that when I talk to chicks they are attracted by the pheromones, and it works trust me.

~Andyistic


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