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Badluckwithgirls
    #8787682 - 08/17/08 07:59 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

I have been having a lot of problems with girls, meaning I never get girls. I am 21 years old and never get laid. I have never dated a girl before in my life. I have never kissed a girl before. For some reason all girls either seem to be not interested of me, or terrified for me. For the life of me I am unable to approach a girl, and when I do meets girls, they never like me! I have only had sex a few times. I met a woman off the interenet and she agreed to meet me at the mall and have sex with me in my car for 100 dollars. Other then paying for sex on those few occasions, I don't get girls. I dont like paying for sex. I tried calling her again but she never awnsers, which is fine I guess. I need help. How can I get girls. WHy do all girls hate me. I was dying for something to stimulate me because after all I am male I do have needs, so I met a guy off the interenet and we both gave each other blow jobs. I felt so dirty, but I enjoyed getting one. I am too desperate! I do have standards though I wont date no obsese girl who grosses me out to even look at. Wont go that route. WHy are men such as myself doomed to live alone! WHy cant I ever feel some love! It is a great pain, inside of the heart. I need some advice.


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: SimleSimon]
    #8787690 - 08/17/08 08:05 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

:congrats:


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: SimleSimon]
    #8787692 - 08/17/08 08:05 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Holy shit did you think this was the Anonymous forum? Nice second post.

:puppet:

Seriously though, girls can smell desperation a mile away, and they hate it. You obviously can't change the fact that you're desperate, so make a conscious attempt to hide it - acknowledge the presence of females around you, but don't go out of your way to get their attention or talk to them. They will actually be far more open towards you if you act only vaguely interested.


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: LayYouIn]
    #8787694 - 08/17/08 08:06 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Try using spaces in your post titles, and splitting your posts up into paragraphs.  That kinda shit gets girls hot for you in no time :wink:


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8787701 - 08/17/08 08:09 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Work out until you're so sexy that your lack of confidence is no longer an issue.


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: g00ru]
    #8787703 - 08/17/08 08:10 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Oh and if this is a trolling attempt, I totally did NOT fall for it!


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: g00ru]
    #8787709 - 08/17/08 08:12 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Lack of confidence probably is a large problem. But I still don't know what to do.


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: SimleSimon]
    #8787716 - 08/17/08 08:13 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

That's the only problem.  If you are confidant, somebody will be attracted to you.  Why don't you just go to some parties, alcohol makes everything better.  You probably just need a few hook ups under your belt and then your confidence will be top notch.


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8787730 - 08/17/08 08:19 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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Entropymancer said:
Try using spaces in your post titles, and splitting your posts up into paragraphs.  That kinda shit gets girls hot for you in no time :wink:




:thumbup:


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: SimleSimon]
    #8787738 - 08/17/08 08:21 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Buy a hooker


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: Ferris]
    #8787743 - 08/17/08 08:22 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

He did that already, although it sounds like it was kind of a fail.


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: g00ru]
    #8787751 - 08/17/08 08:27 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

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He did that already, although it sounds like it was kind of a fail.




My bad, didn't get that far into his post.  I'm pretty average looking, and I still manage to get women, so I have a hard time sympathizing.  Gimme one night with this guy at a bar (or two or three), and I guaruntee that this won't be an issue.  Unless we're talking about relationships, in which case I don't know what you'd want them for anyway.


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: SimleSimon]
    #8787753 - 08/17/08 08:27 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Were going to need to see a pic of you, we'll go from there


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: SimleSimon]
    #8787756 - 08/17/08 08:28 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

why are the girls terrified of you? do you have Elephantiasis or something?


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: Just_a_Shadow]
    #8787759 - 08/17/08 08:29 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Yeh, I promise not to be too harsh, but I also promise to tell ya if you're just a lost cause from the start (unless you have an absolutely charming personality).


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: SimleSimon]
    #8787779 - 08/17/08 08:34 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

I have the solution to your problem.

Put the barrel in your mouth, and push the trigger with your toe.   

But, surely you've thought of that by now, and lack the courage to do it.  So I'd suggest that you work on calming down around women, because clearly you are too busy thinking "OHMYGAWDIMTALKINGTOAGIRL!" to think about anything else, like what might be appropriate topics of conversation.  That's why you scare them.  Cause you appear to be insane and potentially dangerous when you talk to them.

So calm down, be yourself, and stop sucking dick.  Chicks generally think that's gay. :ass2mouth:


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: Srirachi]
    #8787785 - 08/17/08 08:36 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

If being himself worked, he'd probably have had a girlfriend by now. :shrug:


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: g00ru]
    #8787816 - 08/17/08 08:43 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

guruu said:
If being himself worked, he'd probably have had a girlfriend by now. :shrug:




Luckily who you are at the core is a lot easier to change than some people like to admit


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: g00ru]
    #8787825 - 08/17/08 08:45 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

THis place is so OTD lite lol. The poor guy asks for help and there ain't no hippie lovin for him.

But seriously I doubt he's ever been able to be himself around a woman.  You gotta project the same confidence in real life that you do when you're jerking off and thinking of some chick from Maxim or whatever begging you not to stop. You gotta believe in yourself.  That's it. Chicks dig it. Proof: Liv Tyler was conceived.


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Re: Badluckwithgirls [Re: SimleSimon]
    #8787830 - 08/17/08 08:46 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

we're going to need to see a pic of you.
if you look like the elephant man, thats probably why girls arent into you.


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