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Michael Jackson: Alien Ambassador?
    #8787198 - 08/17/08 05:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If disclosure is around the corner and the aliens will be arriving in large numbers soon, wouldn't the government wish to send an ambassador to them, someone they can feel comfortable with?  It occurred to me that perhaps Michael Jackson is just that person.

It all makes sense when you think about it.  His rise to superstardom would comfort the people of earth, knowing we are being represented by someone they are familiar with and feel like they "know."

His freakish appearance via countless plastic surgery procedures may not be an outward sign of someone sick in the head as we all assumed, but rather a calculated attempt by NASA scientists to give him an appearance the aliens would be more comfortable with.

Likewise, his alleged hankering for little boys may also in fact be an intentional trait as he would likely feel the same about aliens (said to be the size and stature of little boys)and could thus foster an alien-human alliance based on erotic affections.

It seems to me the only thing they got wrong is when the aliens would get here, as ol' Jacko seems a little past his peak now.

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Re: Michael Jackson: Alien Ambassador? [Re: mofo]
    #8787217 - 08/17/08 05:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Bravo, I think your on to something.
Or, it is possible that he was replaced earlier in his career by some extraterrestrials in order to enslave us with his addictive high-pitched pop-synth.


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Re: Michael Jackson: Alien Ambassador? [Re: LHK]
    #8789201 - 08/18/08 02:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hmmmm.....There are few people who seem to think so myself included. I think he sold his soul and his body has been occupied by a different entity ever since he completed his transformation. When you look back at certain things, even his song thriller was about raising the dead and him being their leader. Let's not even get into his pedophilic acts. The several accusations by debilitated children and their parents say a lot and reveal much about this so called pop star. And for someone who claims to care so much for children what's this song about????

Threatened (Written and composed by Michael Jackson)
Rod Serling Intro

Tonight's story is somewhat unique and calls for a different kind of
A monster had arrived in the village
The major ingredient of any recipe for fear is the unknown
And this person or thing is soon to be met
He knows every thought, he can feel every emotion
Oh yes, I did forget something didn't I?
I forgot to introduce you to the monster.
You're fearing me, ‘cause you know I'm a beast
Watching you when you sleep, when you're in bed I'm underneath
You're trapped in halls, and my face is the walls
I'm the floor when you fall, and when you scream it's ‘cause of me
I'm the living dead, the dark thoughts in your head
I know just what you said
That's why you've got to be threatened by me

You should be watching me, you should feel threatened
Why you sleep, why you creep, you should be threatened
Every time your lady speaks she speaks to me, threatened
Half of me you'll never be, so you should feel threatened by me

You think you're by yourself, but it's my touch you felt
I'm not a ghost from Hell, but I've got a spell on you
Your worst nightmare, it's me I'm everywhere
In one blink I'll disappear, and then I'll come back to haunt you
I'm telling you, when you lie under tomb I'm the one watching you
That's why you got to be threatened by me


Rod Serling Verse

The unknown monster is about to embark
From a far corner, out of the dark
A nightmare, that's the case
Never Neverland, that's the place
This particular monster can read minds
Be in two places at the same time
This is judgment night, execution, slaughter
The devil, ghosts, this monster is torture
You can be sure of one thing, that's fate
A human presence that you feel is strange
A monster that you can see disappear
A monster, the worst thing to fear.

Chorus x 3

Rod Serling Outro

What you have just witnessed could be the end of a particularly
terrifying nightmare. It isn't. It's the beginning.

He definetly is not a regular human being like most would like to believe. But beware, MJ has fans that are ready to fight if you dare say anything bad about him. He has established himself very comfortably. Many people worship him. So whatever agenda he has it will be easily welcomed.

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Re: Michael Jackson: Alien Ambassador? [Re: mofo]
    #8790929 - 08/18/08 02:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)


What Would Dexter Do?

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Re: Michael Jackson: Alien Ambassador? [Re: usefulidiot13]
    #8792315 - 08/18/08 08:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

mj's a fuckin wolf not an alien, purhaps a flawed one that goes after little boys not girls in red riding suits...but still a wolf non the less

We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: Michael Jackson: Alien Ambassador? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #8794665 - 08/19/08 11:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

hahahaha, classic...

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Re: Michael Jackson: Alien Ambassador? [Re: Shibalba]
    #8796063 - 08/19/08 03:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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