Home | Community | Message Board

Original Seeds Store
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
OfflinePhluck
Carpal Tunnel
 User Gallery

Registered: 04/10/99
Posts: 11,394
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 5 months, 3 days
Talk shows.
    #876639 - 09/11/02 04:47 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

You ever watch Jenny Jones or Sally Jesse? You know how they bring out those fat girls in thongs, and everyone starts booing? Then they're like "Y'all juss JEALOUS! Y'all wanna look this good."

The audience may be a bunch of fat idiots themselves, but at least they've got an objective view. They know that these girls are hideous. They know that their ever expanding imperialistic blubber is an assault on the aesthetic decency of the planet.

Also all they want is grease, from McDonald's or something.


--------------------
"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblephobos00000
enthusiast
Registered: 07/29/02
Posts: 230
Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
    #876650 - 09/11/02 04:51 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

I like your jelly bean avatar

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleluvdemshrooms
Two inch dick..but it spins!?
 User Gallery


Registered: 11/29/01
Posts: 34,247
Loc: Lost In Space
Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
    #876671 - 09/11/02 04:59 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Has hell frozen over?


--------------------
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePhluck
Carpal Tunnel
 User Gallery

Registered: 04/10/99
Posts: 11,394
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 5 months, 3 days
Re: Talk shows. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #876688 - 09/11/02 05:05 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

What?


--------------------
"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleluvdemshrooms
Two inch dick..but it spins!?
 User Gallery


Registered: 11/29/01
Posts: 34,247
Loc: Lost In Space
Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
    #876697 - 09/11/02 05:08 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Well seeing as you made a post I agree with I figured hell must have frozen over.  :grin:
________________________________________

Here is an edit.....
I should have phrased it as...... Seeing as you made an analogy that amused me

Sorry for being less than clear.


--------------------
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers

Edited by luvdemshrooms (09/11/02 05:46 PM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLarrythescaryrex
teardrop on the fire
Male User Gallery

Registered: 07/19/00
Posts: 11,004
Loc: further down the spiral
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
    #876707 - 09/11/02 05:10 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

mcdonalds is not food.


--------------------
RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePhluck
Carpal Tunnel
 User Gallery

Registered: 04/10/99
Posts: 11,394
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 5 months, 3 days
Re: Talk shows. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #876728 - 09/11/02 05:17 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Oh.
You do know that I'm not REALLY talking about talk shows, right?


--------------------
"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleInnvertigo
Vote Libertarian!!
Male

Registered: 02/08/01
Posts: 16,296
Loc: Crackerville, Michigan U...
Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
    #876754 - 09/11/02 05:25 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

oh...i just thought you were one of those jobless fuckers that watch that shit....


--------------------

America....FUCK YEAH!!!

Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePhluck
Carpal Tunnel
 User Gallery

Registered: 04/10/99
Posts: 11,394
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 5 months, 3 days
Re: Talk shows. [Re: Innvertigo]
    #876779 - 09/11/02 05:33 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

C'mon people.
It's a pretty obvious allegory.


--------------------
"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRonoS
DSYSB since '01
Male User Gallery

Registered: 01/25/01
Posts: 16,259
Loc: Calgary, Alberta
Last seen: 1 year, 28 days
Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
    #876788 - 09/11/02 05:35 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Give 'em time...they'll clue in...


--------------------
"Life has never been weird enough for my liking"

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleInnvertigo
Vote Libertarian!!
Male

Registered: 02/08/01
Posts: 16,296
Loc: Crackerville, Michigan U...
Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
    #876791 - 09/11/02 05:35 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

I'll go with the odds and say it's a Canadian inside joke ripping on the US....i still think you watch that shit


--------------------

America....FUCK YEAH!!!

Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleRevelation

 User Gallery

Registered: 08/04/01
Posts: 6,135
Loc: heart cave
Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
    #876799 - 09/11/02 05:37 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

As it says in some dude's sig:

Fat girls think they look hot and hot girls think they look fat...


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePhluck
Carpal Tunnel
 User Gallery

Registered: 04/10/99
Posts: 11,394
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 5 months, 3 days
Re: Talk shows. [Re: Innvertigo]
    #876846 - 09/11/02 05:48 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Good lord, it's no inside joke.

Rono caught on. Just read it over again.

This wasn't supposed to be a complicated riddle. It's bloody obvious.


--------------------
"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleluvdemshrooms
Two inch dick..but it spins!?
 User Gallery


Registered: 11/29/01
Posts: 34,247
Loc: Lost In Space
Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
    #876847 - 09/11/02 05:50 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Wasn't hard to catch....
*They know that their ever expanding imperialistic blubber is an assault on the aesthetic decency of the planet. "

I think thats wrong but the analogy amused me.


--------------------
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinevatoloco
Puppet Hunter -DBK
Registered: 01/30/02
Posts: 7,653
Last seen: 19 years, 6 months
Post deleted by MOE THE MAD SCIENTIST [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #877259 - 09/11/02 08:05 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleInnvertigo
Vote Libertarian!!
Male

Registered: 02/08/01
Posts: 16,296
Loc: Crackerville, Michigan U...
Re: Talk shows. [Re: vatoloco]
    #877275 - 09/11/02 08:10 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

I thought he was discussing the bolivian water privatization process...silly me


--------------------

America....FUCK YEAH!!!

Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Watch this show weezer 1,453 14 09/07/01 09:11 AM
by Innvertigo
* Eco-Imperialist Awards at Cancun Phred 807 7 10/26/03 01:18 AM
by PsiloKitten
* PBS show tonight - Avoiding Armageddon part 2 ThorA 716 18 04/17/03 05:11 PM
by wingnutx
* The anti-Yanks are all talk, no action
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
Ellis Dee 6,447 88 10/26/02 01:43 PM
by Innvertigo
* Talking to The Brainwashed
( 1 2 3 all )
somebodyelse 3,087 42 06/18/03 03:22 PM
by Azmodeus
* Iran: More Talk, Less Action Zahid 378 0 10/21/03 12:21 AM
by Zahid
* Abbas breaks off talks with Hammas and IJ
( 1 2 3 4 all )
shakta 2,950 69 08/22/03 03:53 PM
by Cornholio
* Daily Show Presidential Debates danelectro 805 14 06/02/03 06:54 AM
by Phluck

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Enlil, ballsalsa
746 topic views. 1 members, 6 guests and 10 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.026 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 14 queries.