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Phluck
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Talk shows.
#876639 - 09/11/02 04:47 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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You ever watch Jenny Jones or Sally Jesse? You know how they bring out those fat girls in thongs, and everyone starts booing? Then they're like "Y'all juss JEALOUS! Y'all wanna look this good."
The audience may be a bunch of fat idiots themselves, but at least they've got an objective view. They know that these girls are hideous. They know that their ever expanding imperialistic blubber is an assault on the aesthetic decency of the planet.
Also all they want is grease, from McDonald's or something.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
#876650 - 09/11/02 04:51 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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I like your jelly bean avatar
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luvdemshrooms
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Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
#876671 - 09/11/02 04:59 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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Has hell frozen over?
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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Phluck
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What?
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
#876697 - 09/11/02 05:08 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well seeing as you made a post I agree with I figured hell must have frozen over. ________________________________________
Here is an edit..... I should have phrased it as...... Seeing as you made an analogy that amused me
Sorry for being less than clear.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
Edited by luvdemshrooms (09/11/02 05:46 PM)
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Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
#876707 - 09/11/02 05:10 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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mcdonalds is not food.
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Phluck
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Oh. You do know that I'm not REALLY talking about talk shows, right?
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
#876754 - 09/11/02 05:25 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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oh...i just thought you were one of those jobless fuckers that watch that shit....
-------------------- America....FUCK YEAH!!! Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Talk shows. [Re: Innvertigo]
#876779 - 09/11/02 05:33 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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C'mon people. It's a pretty obvious allegory.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
#876788 - 09/11/02 05:35 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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Give 'em time...they'll clue in...
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Innvertigo
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Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
#876791 - 09/11/02 05:35 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'll go with the odds and say it's a Canadian inside joke ripping on the US....i still think you watch that shit
-------------------- America....FUCK YEAH!!! Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
#876799 - 09/11/02 05:37 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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As it says in some dude's sig:
Fat girls think they look hot and hot girls think they look fat...
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Phluck
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Re: Talk shows. [Re: Innvertigo]
#876846 - 09/11/02 05:48 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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Good lord, it's no inside joke.
Rono caught on. Just read it over again.
This wasn't supposed to be a complicated riddle. It's bloody obvious.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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luvdemshrooms
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Re: Talk shows. [Re: Phluck]
#876847 - 09/11/02 05:50 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wasn't hard to catch.... *They know that their ever expanding imperialistic blubber is an assault on the aesthetic decency of the planet. "
I think thats wrong but the analogy amused me.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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Post deleted by MOE THE MAD SCIENTIST [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#877259 - 09/11/02 08:05 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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Innvertigo
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Re: Talk shows. [Re: vatoloco]
#877275 - 09/11/02 08:10 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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I thought he was discussing the bolivian water privatization process...silly me
-------------------- America....FUCK YEAH!!! Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson
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