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Fucking drivers
#8763148 - 08/12/08 02:47 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Are the drivers this terrible where you live?
Every fucking time I'm trying to bike or walk, motherfuckers in cars decide, "Oh, it's just somebody traveling in an unprotected vehicle, he'll dodge me." I don't give a shit if you're in a Toyota Corolla or a motherfucking Humvee, YIELD. I'm crossing on green, I have right of way. You're turning right on red, you do not! Eat shit and die slow. Once again today I was nearly hit twice, the main one (you guessed it, young bitch in a car talking on a motherfucking cell phone) was at a crossing like I previously explained. I was going through the green. She could fucking see me, she LOOKED, and she decided "Oh fuck it, lets go". Went and forced me to swerve. So I booted it down the road and caught up to her (heavy traffic near construction slowed her down), and started a screaming match while we were stopped. Naturally this did shit all as after she was done screaming she just rolled up her fucking window.
This calls for something new, clearly people aren't looking. I propose bikers carry baseball bats or rocks. You know, to get the message through their thick skin. Baseball bats are metal, cars are metal. I'd say it's fair fucking game.
Your opinion on the lack of respect for cyclists and pedestrians?
PS Why the hell isn't there a mood for "furious"
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I like your writing style... i dunno man, just take care.
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CptnGarden
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i dont know, a good tire slashing works wonders. dont use a folding blade for it.
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Re: Fucking drivers [Re: Ahimsa]
#8763191 - 08/12/08 02:57 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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My writing style? You mean angry ranting?
I do take care, I follow the law. Fuck, recommend me a good type of knife for tire slicing. Or, would keying be more affective?
Problem with both of these methods is that it involves me managing to follow them wherever they're going...
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Couldn't anything nasty be done with registration numbers?
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Re: Fucking drivers [Re: Ahimsa]
#8763224 - 08/12/08 03:04 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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I could always find a payphone and say I saw somebody steal a car with "xasafbas" (license plate) out of a parking garage.
Actually, that's GENIUS.
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Yeah man! Great! DO IT, DO IT!
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Re: Fucking drivers [Re: Ahimsa]
#8763261 - 08/12/08 03:11 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hmm. Give the police a fake name or say I prefer to be anonymous?
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Re: Fucking drivers [Re: Ahimsa]
#8763264 - 08/12/08 03:11 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Make a shirt with writing on the back... "Fuck you, right of way" then in smaller writing or in front have "bitch made me make a fucking shirt"... Hopefully it'll get super popular and the bitches will be identified and kill themselves.
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Edited by watchoutnow (08/12/08 03:12 PM)
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why_not_me
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Quote:
never.never.land said: I could always find a payphone and say I saw somebody steal a car with "xasafbas" (license plate) out of a parking garage.
Actually, that's GENIUS.
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You could say as it is... these people nearly hit you as they 'escaped'. Mmmm... tricky
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Re: Fucking drivers [Re: Ahimsa]
#8763298 - 08/12/08 03:18 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Naw, I don't want ANY connection to the story I give the police. Now, to memorize the location of all payphones.
I hope they find the car and harass the driver, not just waste police time.
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yea, drivers suck ass where i live too. i was in 2 accidents in 2 days last week. second accident totalled my car. my back and neck are fucked up now. neither accident was my fault either. chicks just suck and driving.
at least ive got vicodin.
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Re: Fucking drivers [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8763481 - 08/12/08 04:15 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Whenever I ride my bike I always carry a few of these in my bookbag.

Not so heavy that you'll be slowed down, easy to toss, very good at putting nice dents in people's cars, even good at denting people, if you're in that kind of mood. 
I would never recommend violence as a solution, but...oh, hell, who I am I kidding. Yes, I would. These fuckers don't pull their heads from their asses until an angry stranger puts 1,000 dollars worth of dents in their beemer.
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