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Offlinezouden
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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: Gumby]
    #8756679 - 08/11/08 02:14 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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Gumby said:
I think I've posted this in the past, but here's the pic:





Did her jeans get torn in an ill-advised attempt to lengthen her legs?


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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( *DELETED* [Re: Gumby]
    #8756685 - 08/11/08 02:17 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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OfflinePsilocybinLuvin
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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: Ferris]
    #8756727 - 08/11/08 02:45 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

BAHAHAHAHAHAH! :congrats:  :paperbag:


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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: Gumby]
    #8756756 - 08/11/08 03:00 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

With the faces blanked out like that, it looks like a dad holding his little daughter or something. Weird!

Also, are you a ginger?


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OfflineGetTheFuckOut
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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: Brugman]
    #8756765 - 08/11/08 03:04 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

FO REALS


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I have logged in this once so that I can set the "last seen" feature up.  let the faggots flow forth into OTD and have it.  Its funny how they all grew nuts after I left.  I'm not here, I'm not reading, but I urge you all to keep melting down over me.  I know, I hurt alot of people, and they deserved it.  epic win for me, epic fail for you. 

ythan, you rock dude.  i feel that my time at the shroomery was very positive and enjoyable, but this site is no longer for me. im not mad or upset or disappointed, i just want no part in a pg rated faggot festival.
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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: PsilocybinLuvin]
    #8756766 - 08/11/08 03:05 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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PsilocybinLuvin said:
BAHAHAHAHAHAH! :congrats:  :paperbag:




:mypleasure:

Brugman, I think he just dyed his hair orange.


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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: Ferris]
    #8756775 - 08/11/08 03:10 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

/pukes in his mouth and runs for the shitter,


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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: Irishdrunk]
    #8756810 - 08/11/08 03:31 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

The first thing that I thougt about when read the title of this thread is Tucker Max's midget story.

But he actually fucked a midget rather than somebody that is shorter than normal.


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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: dtugg]
    #8757289 - 08/11/08 09:11 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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dtugg said:
The first thing that I thougt about when read the title of this thread is Tucker Max's midget story.

But he actually fucked a midget rather than somebody that is shorter than normal.





true that.:bongload:


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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: Gumby]
    #8757312 - 08/11/08 09:27 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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Gumby said:
I think I've posted this in the past, but here's the pic:






:lol::rofl::lol:


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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: Gumby]
    #8757604 - 08/11/08 11:04 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

i had sex with a girl who was 4'10" - it was awesome. she had a fat ass too... like... badunkadunk rediculous... and im 6'4" so it's kinda hilarious... ROFL I laugh thinking about it...


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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: Gumby]
    #8757613 - 08/11/08 11:06 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

i think its only when they have the dwarfism gene which is recessive not when they are just a short people.


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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: thedudenj]
    #8757628 - 08/11/08 11:08 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

its still funny.... regardless if they are diagnosed or not. short is still short. and a FAT ASS IS STILL A FAT ASS!!!

:doggystyle:


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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: Platinum]
    #8757769 - 08/11/08 11:41 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

still tho you gotta get it for everything its worth

why not a WoW scenario or maybe jus dressin the bitch up like an elf and takin it #@%@#%$ !#%%@


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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: Platinum]
    #8757784 - 08/11/08 11:46 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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Platinum said:
its still funny.... regardless if they are diagnosed or not. short is still short. and a FAT ASS IS STILL A FAT ASS!!!

:doggystyle:






HAHAHAHA. that is funny as shit
:cheech:


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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: Konyap]
    #8757810 - 08/11/08 11:53 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Part 1

Part 2

Not my thing, but thought I'd spread the love.


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Re: Dude... I had sex with a midget :( [Re: Brugman]
    #8757938 - 08/11/08 12:31 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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Brugman said:
With the faces blanked out like that, it looks like a dad holding his little daughter or something. Weird!

Also, are you a ginger?




Nah, not a ginger. My hair is more an auburn color that lights up orange in the flash. I don't have the creepy translucent freckle covered ginger skin, but I am pretty pale :shrug:


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