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Invisiblethedudenj
Man of the Woods

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Re: so first time sex experiences. [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8765257 - 08/12/08 09:13 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

yeah my EX's blow jobs never made me bust a load but the whole time she was doing it i would cum a little bit the whole time and see colours it felt so good, then i would tap that pussy , then bust a load all over her chest usually on her breasts:grin:


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you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours

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OfflinePilzeEssen


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Re: so first time sex experiences. [Re: thedudenj]
    #8765284 - 08/12/08 09:19 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

do chicks really like to get a load busted on them? that just always seemed like something that really only happened in pornos....



i need to get laid.


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Invisiblethedudenj
Man of the Woods

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Re: so first time sex experiences. [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8765319 - 08/12/08 09:26 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

lol yeah some of them some like it on their face others perfer to swallow. omg once i skull fucked a girl, i didnt want to have sex and she wouldnt leave me alone so i skull fucked her lol i feel bad about it. it felt so good to bust a load and her to swallow it forcefully


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"You all are just  puppets... You have no heart...and cannot feel any pain...""
you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours

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OfflineGoldenCapAttack
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Re: so first time sex experiences. [Re: thedudenj]
    #8793232 - 08/18/08 10:26 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

No need for that


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Edited by WhiskeyClone (08/19/08 11:18 AM)

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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: so first time sex experiences. [Re: mentalIMAGE]
    #8794466 - 08/19/08 08:14 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I came in like, ten seconds, my first time.

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OfflinePsilocybinLuvin
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Re: so first time sex experiences. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #8812615 - 08/22/08 06:44 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: so first time sex experiences. [Re: mentalIMAGE]
    #8821518 - 08/24/08 06:43 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

the first time i had sex i was 14 and bangin this fatty in her room, I didn't know that her sister who had down syndrome was hiding under neath this huge clothes pile right beside the bed. when this girl started moaning, her sister jumped out of the clothes pile and started slapping my ass saying ''quit hurting my sister'' I screamed because she scared the shit out of me. I couldn't get a boner after that so i just put my pants back on.

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OfflineMrBump
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Re: so first time sex experiences. [Re: Jive turkey]
    #8821864 - 08/24/08 07:51 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

holy shit man! That sounds traumatic but I lol'd.


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Re: so first time sex experiences. [Re: MrBump]
    #8822819 - 08/24/08 11:45 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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the first time i had sex i was 14 and bangin this fatty in her room, I didn't know that her sister who had down syndrome was hiding under neath this huge clothes pile right beside the bed. when this girl started moaning, her sister jumped out of the clothes pile and started slapping my ass saying ''quit hurting my sister'' I screamed because she scared the shit out of me. I couldn't get a boner after that so i just put my pants back on.





thats why you never fuck fattys.
They always have a sister with downs that scares you lol


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Edited by GoldenCapAttack (08/24/08 11:45 PM)

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Invisiblethedudenj
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Re: so first time sex experiences. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
    #8837698 - 08/27/08 06:50 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

lol


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InvisibleFeeling_of_Sound
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Re: so first time sex experiences. [Re: Jive turkey]
    #8853485 - 08/30/08 06:56 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Jive turkey said:
the first time i had sex i was 14 and bangin this fatty in her room, I didn't know that her sister who had down syndrome was hiding under neath this huge clothes pile right beside the bed. when this girl started moaning, her sister jumped out of the clothes pile and started slapping my ass saying ''quit hurting my sister'' I screamed because she scared the shit out of me. I couldn't get a boner after that so i just put my pants back on.




:rotfl:

I've never been able to nut from a blowjob. mayb everyone thats given me dome just sucked (pun intended). I've never had a problem blowing a load in that pink though!


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InvisibleThin White Duke
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Re: so first time sex experiences. [Re: Robert Jarvik]
    #8855425 - 08/31/08 08:57 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Robert Jarvik said:
Quote:

Beanz said:
that happened to me the first time






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