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Re: Fuckin bad hair cuts! [Re: Shroomism]
#8735141 - 08/06/08 05:38 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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If you havent trimmed your split ends for 8 years, you probably need to cut alot off.
You dont trim the ends ever? Start doing that, your hair will look better.
EDIT - BTW, Your hair always grows, split ends or not (the follicle doesnt know you have split ends, hair is dead protein). Every body has a different max length hair reaches because it grows in a cycle then new hair pushes it out.
http://www.howstuffworks.com/question100.htm
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Re: Fuckin bad hair cuts! [Re: Shroomism]
#8735148 - 08/06/08 05:39 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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That sucks, bad hair cuts are no good.
I dont have to worry about these things tho, I havent had a hair cut for like 15 months
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Re: Fuckin bad hair cuts! [Re: andrewss]
#8735157 - 08/06/08 05:41 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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I haven't cut my hair probably 4 months. It's still like barely an inch long though
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Re: Fuckin bad hair cuts! [Re: DieCommie]
#8735158 - 08/06/08 05:41 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well... not ever.. just not in a very long time. I guess if I want it to recovery fully I'd have to chop most of it off huh? FUCK. I'm afraid it wont grow back after I cut it
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Re: Fuckin bad hair cuts! [Re: Shroomism]
#8735160 - 08/06/08 05:41 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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the split ends are probably a vitamin thing... although somehow i'm certain you've looked into that already?
i wasn't suggestion you make dreads, i was generally commenting on the thread (i fail at using the "reaply to" feature)
the last time i was at a barber shop i was 12!!! (although i did shave my head once every few weeks when i was in the army for three years... glad that's over with )
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Re: Fuckin bad hair cuts! [Re: Simisu]
#8735191 - 08/06/08 05:48 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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I doubt it's vitamin related. I've had lot of different diets in the past few years.. could be a lack of zinc. Or maybe I have hyperthyroidism. Or maybe it's just split ends
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Re: Fuckin bad hair cuts! [Re: Shroomism]
#8735210 - 08/06/08 05:51 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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When I had long hair, I swear it was sun and exposure that did it mostly.
Your hair is thin, it may just be naturally weak.
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Re: Fuckin bad hair cuts! [Re: DieCommie]
#8735244 - 08/06/08 05:56 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well I work outside so I doubt that's it either. I dunno, yeah my hair is super thin.. it probably just can't grow that long naturally. Oh well.
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Re: Fuckin bad hair cuts! [Re: Shroomism]
#8736219 - 08/06/08 09:28 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: Well I work outside so I doubt that's it either. I dunno, yeah my hair is super thin.. it probably just can't grow that long naturally. Oh well.
thin long hair looks gross anyway.
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Re: Fuckin bad haircuts! [Re: Gumby]
#8969071 - 09/22/08 05:21 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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FUCK.
It happened again! I went to a different barbershop. Haircut started off good, he got the sides even. Then he goes to cut the top. Pulls out the electric trimmer and just starts shaving hair off the back part of the top of my head. I'm sitting there thinking fuckfuckfuckfuck.
I guess he thought short on the sides and long enough to be spiked on the top meant a fucking wedge cut. You know, like short in the back gradually getting longer in the front. News flash dipshit: I'm white, not hispanic. I can't rock a hispanic hairstyle.
So I made him fix it as best as he could. Now it really just looks like I have a buzz cut. This is going to look like SHIT growing out.
Fuck ever getting my haircut in this city again. I'll just suck it up and go to NYC.
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Re: Fuckin bad haircuts! [Re: Gumby]
#8969088 - 09/22/08 05:26 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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You gotta be really specific. Instead of "short on the sides and long enough to be spiked on the top", tell him clip it to 3/4 inch on the sides, and cut the top to 1.5 inches (or however long you want it).
You can be vague if you've got a good barber you're familiar with, but at supercuts/greatclips/whatever you gotta tell them exactly what you want.
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Re: Fuckin bad haircuts! [Re: Gumby]
#8969091 - 09/22/08 05:27 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gumby said: Fuck ever getting my haircut again. I'll just suck it up.
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I think the biggest problem in this area is the language/culture gap. At least the Indian lady who cuts my hair in NYC speaks english fluently and understands American culture (ie: don't give a white guy a black or hispanic style haircut).
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Re: Fuckin bad haircuts! [Re: Gumby]
#13461481 - 11/09/10 11:06 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I hate bad haircuts!
Just sayin'... telling the peeps at Cost Cutters that I'd like a trim has resulted in me getting a crewcut in the past.
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Re: Fuckin bad haircuts! [Re: deCypher]
#13461503 - 11/09/10 11:12 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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what the fuck.
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Re: Fuckin bad haircuts! [Re: Hakim0777]
#13461659 - 11/09/10 11:47 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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You gotta be really specific.
i once went to the most expensive hair salon I could, so tha I would get my hair cut by somebody who knew what they were doing
cuz I dont know shit about haircuts
i figured surely a female would have a general idea of what looks good on a guy
so i go to the most expensive place i can find, so i can be in the hands of a professional
and this fucking lady kept yelling at me because i didnt know much about haircuts
that sucked ass. I should have just saved my money
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Re: Fuckin bad haircuts! [Re: the bizzle]
#13488331 - 11/15/10 03:47 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just got a haircut today myself. It was the most awkward and hilarious one yet. Even though I called a "professional salon", when I went in for the appointment it was dead empty except for a Spanish lady eating an apple who looks like she should be with a janitor company instead.
Her English was horrible. She used idiosyncratic slang the entire time, shit like "sorry, Charlie", "no way, Jose", "okie dokie", and a few phrases straight from the ghetto. Her only pronoun was 'we' for some reason.
She said she had been cutting hair for 5 years, so I just swallowed, tried to be as specific as possible, and went with it. She was nervous but ended up doing a great job, exactly as I wanted.
To make a perfect morning perfect, as I was leaving she said "it's good. You look like Justin Bieber."
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Re: Fuckin bad haircuts! [Re: Arden]
#13488389 - 11/15/10 03:58 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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IME having a casual to friend relationship with your hair dresser is key. It is business, repeat good customers usually are well taken care of.
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yea d00d just cut ur own hair use one of these
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Re: Fuckin bad hair cuts! [Re: Envix]
#13488475 - 11/15/10 04:14 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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PIX PLZ
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