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deCypher
Registered: 02/10/08
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So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home...
#8725988 - 08/04/08 07:06 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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What drug(s) do you see yourself still using when you're old enough to qualify for the senior citizen discount at Safeway?
Personally, it'd be all about the Viagra.
-------------------- We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
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mutablemass
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: deCypher]
#8726020 - 08/04/08 07:12 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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My friends mom works at a nursing home and found a huge thing of meth in one of the rooms.. Damn old people and their meth.
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WornTraveler
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Registered: 06/15/08
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: deCypher]
#8726023 - 08/04/08 07:12 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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As soon as I'm in a nursing home, I'm just OD'ing on something. Is there even any point to living then?
-------------------- Captain Cannabis, Guardian of Ganja, Sultan of Shrooms, Giver of Green, Tabbed Tripper, and all around Good Guy.
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ShroomerSharp
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: WornTraveler]
#8726049 - 08/04/08 07:20 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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hell yeah theres a point to living.....fucking with the nurses. i dated a girl that worked in a geezer home and some of those people were just plain disgustingly funny.
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soundtrance
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: ShroomerSharp]
#8726107 - 08/04/08 07:32 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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id become a methadone junkie and smoke mad pot.
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polantis
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: soundtrance]
#8726154 - 08/04/08 07:46 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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When I'm old, I'll start my day with some muesli and some salvia. Go a line of coke around 11am, keep me going to lunch and a bit of ayahuasca through the arvo. And into the K-hole for dinner. Then shrooms til bed.
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DafonDantes
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: soundtrance]
#8726177 - 08/04/08 07:50 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol At that age, I seriously plan to kill myself through heavy drug use.
What else do you have to give a fuck about? I'd love to spend my last days experimenting with LSD and shit like that, since I don't dare touch it for a long long long time.
Imagine the trips produced from a mind so close to death.
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highdroponics
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: DafonDantes]
#8726192 - 08/04/08 07:52 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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85? ill be long dead, at least i hope.
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sprokus
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: polantis]
#8726194 - 08/04/08 07:52 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
polantis said: When I'm old, I'll start my day with some muesli and some salvia. Go a line of coke around 11am, keep me going to lunch and a bit of ayahuasca through the arvo. And into the K-hole for dinner. Then shrooms til bed.
hahah thanks for a good laugh
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deCypher
Registered: 02/10/08
Posts: 56,232
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: polantis]
#8726216 - 08/04/08 07:58 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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polantis said: When I'm old, I'll start my day with some muesli and some salvia.
Muesli... coming to stores near you with a new, extra-special blend of rolled oats, fruits and nuts, and Salvinorin A.
-------------------- We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
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today mylove
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: soundtrance]
#8726233 - 08/04/08 08:01 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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soundtrance said: id become a methadone junkie and smoke mad pot.
same here.
william burroughs style
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Dickhead
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Registered: 01/24/05
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: today mylove]
#8726247 - 08/04/08 08:03 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Heroin - Viagra - Pot - Heroin - Viagra - Diphenhydramine - Heroin
And that is totally my plan.
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anyone420
mad buddah abuser
Registered: 02/04/08
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: today mylove]
#8726250 - 08/04/08 08:04 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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medical marijuana
and every 'pain management' medication in the rainbow
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deCypher
Registered: 02/10/08
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: Dickhead]
#8726264 - 08/04/08 08:06 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you're gonna throw a deliriant into the mix, might as well go out with a bang... datura on your death-bed FTW.
-------------------- We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
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Dickhead
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: deCypher]
#8726314 - 08/04/08 08:15 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thats what I'm talking about
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WeedyWonka
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: Dickhead]
#8726376 - 08/04/08 08:27 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well if I had no family left and if I was alone I would check into a retirement village and use the rest of my retirement and social security checks to support a heavy heroin habit.
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skin_
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Registered: 03/08/08
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: WeedyWonka]
#8726598 - 08/04/08 09:11 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I want to be dead by the time I'm about 55, from there on it just gets worse.
But if I had to choose, I'd be stoned constantly and then a mixture of heroin and ketamine to get to sleep.
And then an insane dose of datura and PCP to go all out.
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WeedyWonka
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: skin_]
#8726621 - 08/04/08 09:15 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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skin_ said: I want to be dead by the time I'm about 55, from there on it just gets worse.
No way man once you turn 60 you get a senior citizen card and you get to eat at the dinner for cheap. and movie tickets are cheaper too.
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skin_
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: WeedyWonka]
#8726628 - 08/04/08 09:17 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah but all your friends and family start dying, you start losing your mind, can't move around too easily.
Don't want to think about it!
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WeedyWonka
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Re: So when you're 85 and trying to hook up drug connections in the nursing home... [Re: skin_]
#8726704 - 08/04/08 09:32 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know what you mean bro. My greatest fear is being alone. Oddly enough I love being alone and just knowing friends and family are there for me. So much in fact that I'm some what of a flake.
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