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 WakeboardrB
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 Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread  [Re: Jack yo Self foo]
#8711587 - 08/01/08 11:07 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
jacksonian said:
i am a damn good liar...
i am a great thief...
i can cheat pretty good too...
i am good at abusing power as well...
You should run for government office.
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notorius gib
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: themange]
#8711651 - 08/01/08 11:25 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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well...to start this off
many of my frinds say that i have the skills on a skateboard to possibly make a living doing it.
i eat pussy better than anybody..i make bitches have convulsions. no joke.
i beatbox extremely well for a whiteboy. lolz
people have been telling me lately that a put out a positive energy and that they feel very comfortable around me.
i like to think i have a good sense of humor. dont we all tho?? i like making people laugh. if errbodys happy and laughing i feel more comfortable in a social situation.
shit man my fingers are getting tired. i could keep writing for days but i got convulsions to give.
i love myself
this thread is ridiculous.
byebye
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kilroy69
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: Dude96]
#8712775 - 08/01/08 03:07 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I once did not kick an old lady in line at the store. Even though I reeeeeeallly wanted to.
I once killed a deer that had got hit by car. But not before I petted behind its ears.
I once helped an old man that had fallen asleep on the way home right in front of me. I mean like the car RIGHT in front of me. Hit a rock and went airborne into a tree at 45mph. No seatbelt on. His airbag deployed and he got away with some bumps and bruises.
I can touch my nose with my tongue.
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Yeaaa im still alive.
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 Rustifer
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: kilroy69]
#8712833 - 08/01/08 03:22 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
kilroy69 said:
I can touch my nose with my tongue.
without using your hands?
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kilroy69
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: Rustifer]
#8712983 - 08/01/08 04:05 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yep.
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Yeaaa im still alive.
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uber_aj
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: themange]
#8713002 - 08/01/08 04:09 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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-I'm a white American preachers kid who grew up in the hood and i've worked since i was 13 so i don't have to be broke ever again. i have a lot for a 21yr old b/c of this.
-I'm always underestimated by everyone i meet, but I'm usually way better than them at nearly everything.
-I can fall into deep sleep whenever i want, no matter what I'm on, in about 5 minutes.
-I've had 4 people try to kill me in the last two years, and I never disrespected or fucked any of them over.
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smokeybear
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: uber_aj]
#8713101 - 08/01/08 04:36 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
uber_aj said:
-I'm a white American preachers kid who grew up in the hood and i've worked since i was 13 so i don't have to be broke ever again. i have a lot for a 21yr old b/c of this.
-I'm always underestimated by everyone i meet, but I'm usually way better than them at nearly everything.
-I can fall into deep sleep whenever i want, no matter what I'm on, in about 5 minutes.
-I've had 4 people try to kill me in the last two years, and I never disrespected or fucked any of them over.
sucks about the fools trying to kill you. thats messed up, did they do jail time??
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clearsight
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: Mitchnast]
#8713136 - 08/01/08 04:46 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mitchnast said:
I can deconstruct images (even in real life) into patterns that reveal connections that indicate outcomes.
Interesting. Is it possible to give an example?
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uber_aj
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: smokeybear]
#8713141 - 08/01/08 04:47 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
smokeybear said:
sucks about the fools trying to kill you. thats messed up, did they do jail time??
2 of them will, the other two werent situations that cops would've made better.
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g00ru
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: Mitchnast]
#8713273 - 08/01/08 05:27 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mitchnast said:
I know what happens after we die. And I can prove it.
You probably can't prove it over the internet, but could ya tell what happens? Some of use are kind of curious 
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drowse in prison and your waking will be but loss
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Jack yo Self foo
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: WakeboardrB]
#8713296 - 08/01/08 05:32 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
WakeboardrB said:
Quote:
jacksonian said:
i am a damn good liar...
i am a great thief...
i can cheat pretty good too...
i am good at abusing power as well...
You should run for government office.
thank you...i've been looking for a few 'yes men'...
i actually hadn't finished that post...
i no longer conform to those kind of activities...
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: g00ru]
#8713616 - 08/01/08 07:03 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
guruu said:
Quote:
Mitchnast said:
I know what happens after we die. And I can prove it.
You probably can't prove it over the internet, but could ya tell what happens? Some of use are kind of curious
No answer huh?
.........exactly 
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thedudenj
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: themange]
#8713622 - 08/01/08 07:05 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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um im a really calm and normal person that has an extremly calming effect that people love very much as well as my smile which fills them with almost everlasting joy
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"You all are just puppets... You have no heart...and cannot feel any pain...""
you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: blewmeanie]
#8713802 - 08/01/08 07:54 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm proud of allot of things about myself, but I feel like a dick bragging about it, I've typed, deleted, and then retyped this post 3 times. Does that make me modest or self conscious?
Alright here it goes.
Ive traveled, and lived all over the country without help from anyone since I was younger.
Ive studied, practiced, and directly put to use one form of martial art or another for most of my life. Im confident that I can handle myself with nearly everyone I meet. (spending several months out of the year every year living with my mother on the south side of Houston probably plays a large roll in that)
I worked on my grandfathers farm every year when I was younger. That might not mean anything to most people, but I'm proud of it. I've also harvested, and cured the tobacco's that millions of people smoke(not my grandfathers farm).....I'm not exactly proud of that though.
I'm more intelligent, and creative than most people I've met, I have an IQ of 137 (thanks dad) and am a member of a prominent "high IQ club"......I'm also one of the worst spellers I've ever met I am able to become proficient at nearly every subject I study. (except math, I work my ass off and still fail)
I'm a fairly talented musician, though I wish I had stuck with piano, instead of switching to guitar.....maybe not
I'm naturally very "strong". More so than anyone I know personally(I'm not saying I'm the strongest person in the world, just out of the people a know)......thanks dad again, genetics FTW.
I had the privilege of growing up in an environment that I doubt anyone here could ever relate to, though it was chaotic, it made me who I am to a great degree.
I challenge myself in everything I do on a daily basis, I constantly set, and work toward new goals in every part of my life. I never give up on what I set out to do.
Most importantly, I know how to relax, and laugh at the small things everyone (even myself sometimes) seem to stress about.
DOUCHE-BAG BRAGGING END:
We should have a what do you suck at, or where would you like to see improvement thread. I think that would be allot more interesting. I think I'll start one.
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TODAY
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: smokeybear]
#8713858 - 08/01/08 08:07 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I eat nachos and burgers and hot dogs and pizza all the time.
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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
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blewmeanie
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: TODAY]
#8713896 - 08/01/08 08:16 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
TODAY said:
I eat nachos and burgers and hot dogs and pizza all the time.
Hell yeah, nachos sound awesome right about now!
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: blewmeanie]
#8713953 - 08/01/08 08:36 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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weighing 150 i squatted a 405 pound barbell once
my ex changed her myspace name cuz my style of sex once
i went to prom with a up and coming playboy girl(never got one off tho lol)
I manuvered a 98 eclipse i got for a G out of many accidents before setting myself up for one power sliding in the rain somewhere over 30 then feeling content smashing it in to a tree driving away cause the tires were steered to the right rather back in to the lane on the left
i can play the guitar at a decent pace
i made a few fruity loops beats i can say im proud of
got a regents diploma back in high school
and everybody knows me but i do resemble a schitzo (irony?)
plus i dont worry about money less i want something but i just bought a kick ass black buick regal '95 sports packaged that cost way less then anyones car around here (1125) and only has 86thous miles on it cuz i got it off a ol' lady, but i have to put oil in it (lol)
i like my writings tho i am also a freestlyer and beatboxer as far as ryming goes
ive on many occasions drunk til i threw up then walked out to spill my honk elsewhere
i WILL out smoke YOU! but will give up after coughin up blood or realisin ive changed my frame of mind and give up
ive also managed to be a LIC div 2 footballer without ever touching the field during playoffs
i bust more nuts then you! (two so far)
plus i havent gottin any in a year(so i am contrary to belief not a trifling ass ho)
and i manage to keep my jobs until i get fired rather then jus packing up and quitting
plus im the best story teller ever but i can keep on a light side for a minute, tho im never any good at parties cuz i dont know wtf else im supposed to do besides gettin fucked up otherwise im sober and social)
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: Konyap]
#8713982 - 08/01/08 08:43 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
aiyobro said:
my ex changed her myspace name cuz my style of sex once
Thats hilarious, but what exactly did she change it to.
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Konyap
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: blewmeanie]
#8714028 - 08/01/08 08:55 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fucking Hard ("name lol")
and the girl i took to the prom had 6 names!
again i resemble a schitzo lol
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Re: The "Brag about yourself without lies or exaggeration" thread [Re: blewmeanie]
#8714034 - 08/01/08 08:56 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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-I have never had a problem grasping new concepts within minutes of them being explained to me.
-I love deeply and have several TRUE friends.
-I am very physically and mentally strong (Thank you mom and dad).
-I made it to the National spelling bee in 5th grade. I also got kicked out of one once in third grade for misspelling "stray" because I got excited.
-I know how to invoke emotion with the spoken word and can bring tears to friend's eyes with a simple recollection.
-I have never cheated on a single girlfriend.
-I have never stolen anything from a person or store. Ever.
-I have worked, sweat, and bled for everything I have ever wanted and do not take charities.
-I have never faced an adversary I couldn't overcome.
-I was nationally ranked in Track and Field.
-I live each day for the present, not delaying my future because of my past.
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Those who would give up a little freedom to get a little security shall soon have neither.
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