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Anonymous #1

24 yo virgin
    #8698672 - 07/29/08 05:42 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

i feel like a few years ago it would have been embarassing to be a virgin, now it's something i'm proud of and i realize how strong it makes me. also being a virgin doesnt mean celibacy either. try going 2 weeks without ejaculating and feel the sexual energy you build up. it's amazing, creativity, energy, clear mind - when you masturbate or have meaningless sex you are giving all your best energy away for no good reason.



now that i have said this i can see myself turning into the biggest man whore once i give it a try. but maybe not, i learned something from all this. damn society.

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Anonymous #2

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8698866 - 07/29/08 06:30 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Oh man,
you gonna bust all over the first unlucky girl that gets it.

Thats the problem you gotta have a bit of practice on the real pussy.  First time you hit real pussy you bust a nut in 30 seconds flat.

The older you get the worse this will be.  Imagine meeting a girl thats fucked lots of times shes gonna rip it out of you when you give her an instant cream pie.  Trust me it happened to me!

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Anonymous #3

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8698898 - 07/29/08 06:38 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

don't listen to the above poster, he obviously has erectile dysfunction.

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Anonymous #4

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8698906 - 07/29/08 06:41 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Oh man,
you gonna bust all over the first unlucky girl that gets it.

Thats the problem you gotta have a bit of practice on the real pussy.  First time you hit real pussy you bust a nut in 30 seconds flat.

The older you get the worse this will be.  Imagine meeting a girl thats fucked lots of times shes gonna rip it out of you when you give her an instant cream pie.  Trust me it happened to me!




You nutted in 30 seconds? That fuckin' sucks, man.

Assuming you've had ample practice since the above sexual atrocity, I'd assume you've built yourself up to, what, 5 minutes?

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Anonymous #5

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #8698910 - 07/29/08 06:42 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

the poster above me obviously doesnt know what erectile dysfunction is.

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Anonymous #6

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8699475 - 07/29/08 09:04 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

its good that it doesn't bother you OP.

are you working on some tantric techniques or whatnot when the time does come? or preparing in any way?

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Anonymous #7

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8699517 - 07/29/08 09:12 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

give her the good ol dope dick go all nite

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Anonymous #8

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8699744 - 07/29/08 09:55 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

dood dont worry bout lasting long, just fuck her, cum then fuck her again , then do it again untill your dick wont get hard

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Anonymous #9

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8700515 - 07/30/08 01:09 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
dood dont worry bout lasting long, just fuck her, cum then fuck her again , then do it again untill your dick wont get hard




LoL yea dont worry when you come the fourth or fifth time it will feel like some one smacked you in the nuts. They will be sore after that.

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Anonymous #3

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8701053 - 07/30/08 06:37 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
the poster above me obviously doesnt know what erectile dysfunction is.




yeah, never had to find out :omgawesome:

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Anonymous #10

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8790035 - 08/18/08 09:20 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

:commonsense:

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Anonymous #11

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8791054 - 08/18/08 01:38 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

op you must be fugly.
have you considered homosexuality?

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Anonymous #12

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #8791070 - 08/18/08 01:42 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

ill poke u in ur azz for sum money

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Anonymous #13

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8791138 - 08/18/08 01:53 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
First time you hit real pussy you bust a nut in 30 seconds flat.




what the fuck?

the first time i had sex it took 2 hours, the girl had 8 orgasms, and i still couldnt bust a nut :crankey:
fuckin shitty ass condoms.

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Anonymous #14

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8792073 - 08/18/08 05:40 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

i definitely would have been embarrassed if i had made it to 24 still a virgin

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Anonymous #15

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #8793127 - 08/18/08 10:05 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #13 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
First time you hit real pussy you bust a nut in 30 seconds flat.




what the fuck?

the first time i had sex it took 2 hours, the girl had 8 orgasms, and i still couldnt bust a nut :crankey:
fuckin shitty ass condoms.




exactly man. this whole orgasming immediately upon your sword's first dip into that damp silk sheath that is a vagina is nonsense. your cock is most likely gotten used to orgasm via stimulation by your hand. it gets into that vagina and its all "wtf?" when I first started having sex it took FOREVER to come, but I bet you I could head the the bathroom, completely unaroused, and bust a nut via slippy fisting my cock in under 2 minutes.

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Anonymous #16

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #8793366 - 08/18/08 10:52 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Thats true, but the orgasm is so much more pleasurable during sex rather than masturbation. I got a shock at the intensity the first time i orgasmed during sex.

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Anonymous #15

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #8793504 - 08/18/08 11:20 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #16 said:
Thats true, but the orgasm is so much more pleasurable during sex rather than masturbation. I got a shock at the intensity the first time i orgasmed during sex.




:yesnod:

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Anonymous #2

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #8794084 - 08/19/08 03:50 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

1st time the pussy was just so tight it made me cream fast.  I didn't have a jimmy hat on either.  I wuz dumb.

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Anonymous #17

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8798123 - 08/19/08 08:08 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

kill yourself...

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Anonymous #18

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #8799193 - 08/20/08 12:42 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

first time i had sex it lasted about 3 hours.

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Anonymous #19

Re: 24 yo virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8804100 - 08/21/08 03:02 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
i feel like a few years ago it would have been embarassing to be a virgin, now it's something i'm proud of and i realize how strong it makes me. also being a virgin doesnt mean celibacy either. try going 2 weeks without ejaculating and feel the sexual energy you build up. it's amazing, creativity, energy, clear mind - when you masturbate or have meaningless sex you are giving all your best energy away for no good reason.



now that i have said this i can see myself turning into the biggest man whore once i give it a try. but maybe not, i learned something from all this. damn society.



LAWL

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