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can laboratories detect synthetic urine?
    #8682991 - 07/26/08 03:39 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

ive searched on this site for info and seem pretty confident the synthetic urine kit i have will work... the only thing is that it is like 2 years old, never used and still packaged, but its been sitting in my car for all that time, and through winter and summer etc. so what im asking is if anyone can tell me if there are any current methods your average corporate drug testing clinic can use to detect synthetic urine these days, and if my kit is compromised due to aging and the temperature extremes? has anyone ever failed using the synthetic method, and how so?

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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: hazey]
    #8683112 - 07/26/08 04:37 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

yes they can detect synthetic urine, some labs test for covering
agents and synthetics as opposed to the drug metabolites, the
employers feel that if you're trying to hide something then they
dont need you working for them

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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: hazey]
    #8683380 - 07/26/08 08:34 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

A lot of places just do the cup and if everything seems fine they won't do anything to it but throw it out, at  least thats how it has always worked for me.  But if it reads positive or invalid they will or re-test you.  better to be safe than sorry but if must so be it.


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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: hazey]
    #8683467 - 07/26/08 09:17 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

er, never heard of them being able to test for synthetic urine, i would be concerned about the age of yours though.

I used it for pre-employment. The fact of the matter is it works because they themselves use synthetic urine to calibrate the tests to negative with all the consistencies of urine. I don't know how they would even test for it.


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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8684605 - 07/26/08 03:08 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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er, never heard of them being able to test for synthetic urine, i would be concerned about the age of yours though.

I used it for pre-employment. The fact of the matter is it works because they themselves use synthetic urine to calibrate the tests to negative with all the consistencies of urine. I don't know how they would even test for it.




i might get a new kit then.. ive used the synthetic urine for pre-employment without any problems, and ill be going to the same place too, its just been 3 years since ive used it, and im paranoid that in that time they have gotten better at fake urine detection. but with what you say i should be fine... anyone else have insider info?

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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: hazey]
    #8684618 - 07/26/08 03:11 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

I used it once & the dr called me the next day saying, "what did you give me, because it wasnt urine" so that would be a yes


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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: hazey]
    #8684661 - 07/26/08 03:20 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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hazey said:
ive searched on this site for info and seem pretty confident the synthetic urine kit i have will work... the only thing is that it is like 2 years old, never used and still packaged, but its been sitting in my car for all that time, and through winter and summer etc. so what im asking is if anyone can tell me if there are any current methods your average corporate drug testing clinic can use to detect synthetic urine these days, and if my kit is compromised due to aging and the temperature extremes? has anyone ever failed using the synthetic method, and how so?




short answer = NO , long answer : it might come back as inconclusive: also a negative , SO USE FAKE PEE dont be a pussy


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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: DemonDealer]
    #8684673 - 07/26/08 03:22 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

in ALOT of cases inconclusive counts as positive, I know from experience


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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: hazey]
    #8684693 - 07/26/08 03:25 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Just stop blazing.

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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: Tangerines]
    #8684705 - 07/26/08 03:29 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

whos blazing?


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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: drok]
    #8684710 - 07/26/08 03:30 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:vaped:


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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: Coaster]
    #8684715 - 07/26/08 03:31 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

blaze it uuuuup


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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: drok]
    #8684736 - 07/26/08 03:34 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

:volcano:  :volcano:  :volcano:  :volcano:  :volcano:  :volcano:  :volcano:  :volcano:


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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: Coaster]
    #8684779 - 07/26/08 03:45 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

I have used Quick Fix synthetic urine for more than a couple of FAA-administered drug tests and never had any kind of problem at all.

I would stake my freedom on the ability of that stuff to pass a drug test.


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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: drok]
    #8684785 - 07/26/08 03:46 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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drok said:
in ALOT of cases inconclusive counts as positive, I know from experience




cause ur the dumbass who doesnt ask for lawyer , " yes sir ill talk "


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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: DemonDealer]
    #8684788 - 07/26/08 03:48 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

what the hell does a lawyer have to do with a drug test, your waaay outta pocket


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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: drok]
    #8684791 - 07/26/08 03:49 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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drok said:
what the hell does a lawyer have to do with a drug test, your waaay outta pocket




look up the definition of inconclusive


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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: drok]
    #8684793 - 07/26/08 03:49 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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what the hell does a lawyer have to do with a drug test, your waaay outta pocket




:andyistic:

Goddamnit.


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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: DemonDealer]
    #8684801 - 07/26/08 03:52 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

who cares what the definition is, I know if my PO sees an inconclusive it counts as a dirty drop
get with it


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Re: can laboratories detect synthetic urine? [Re: drok]
    #8684808 - 07/26/08 03:53 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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drok said:
who cares what the definition is, I know if my PO sees an inconclusive it counts as a dirty drop
get with it






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