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Gumby
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I just ate a poptart for breakfast
#8662059 - 07/21/08 07:58 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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And it was delicious.
But then I decided to see how bad they were for me... Each poptart has 38 grams of sugar in it. Jesus christ.
I have an exam I have to go take in a little bit and I'm probably gonna have a sugar crash in the middle of it. Damn you poptarts, damn you to hell!
(why'd my parents feed me these things when I was a kid?)
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: Gumby]
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: demiu5] 1
#8662091 - 07/21/08 08:10 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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all ive eaten today was watermelon & acid and im okay with that
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: Coaster]
#8662101 - 07/21/08 08:12 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Who cares if its bad for you!! Its a fuckin' poptart!
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: Gumby]
#8662103 - 07/21/08 08:14 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bananas for me.
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: MOTH]
#8662115 - 07/21/08 08:18 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: Run DMT]
#8662641 - 07/21/08 11:01 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Last nights half of a calzone FTW!
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: Coaster]
#8662761 - 07/21/08 11:29 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Coaster said: all ive eaten today was watermelon & acid and im okay with that
That's about all that OMR ate on Staurday night, at Rothbury and let me tell you, it turned ugly fast!
Good hearty soup, FTW!!
Back on topic. I haven't eaten a poptart in FOREVER!!! I really don't care for them very much. Too sweet for my tastes. I like salty snacks!
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: blissedout]
#8662882 - 07/21/08 11:54 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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blissedout said: Back on topic. I haven't eaten a poptart in FOREVER!!! I really don't care for them very much. Too sweet for my tastes. I like salty snacks!
all i can hear is chef singing "suck on my salty chocolate balls"
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: demiu5]
#8662892 - 07/21/08 11:57 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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someone suggested the other day to me:
break up brown sugar pop tarts in a bowl and eat with milk as if it were cereal?! the thought never occurred to me...can anybody vouch for it. i have yet to try it but have heard good things.
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: deadHead321]
#8662901 - 07/21/08 11:59 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sounds disgusting.
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: blissedout]
#8662915 - 07/21/08 12:04 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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lucky charms breakfast of champs
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: deadHead321]
#8662923 - 07/21/08 12:06 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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I just so happen to have both of the necessary ingredients, but I kinda like my poptart to be on a plate and milk in a glass. I might give your suggestion a try, but not today. I've had something like 70% of my sugar intake for the day already
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: deadHead321]
#8662964 - 07/21/08 12:13 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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deadHead321 said: someone suggested the other day to me:
break up brown sugar pop tarts in a bowl and eat with milk as if it were cereal?! the thought never occurred to me...can anybody vouch for it. i have yet to try it but have heard good things.
i did this when i was younger. they eventually came out with pop-tarts cereal packs
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: demiu5]
#8663318 - 07/21/08 01:36 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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My little sister eats 2 poptarts everyday for breakfast. Every day of the week! I gotta get her to quit before it's too late.
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: Gumby]
#8663325 - 07/21/08 01:39 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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I like to put toaster pastries (I don't want to get sued by using brand names) in the toaster and then break em up and put milk over them.
Also, WTF is up with the 3 second pop tart in the microwave shit on the box? first of all, how long do they take, even if you like them dark?
Second, they do take longer than that anyway.
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last night i was high as fuck and ate 2 boxes of pop tarts
thats 16 pop tarts
in 5 minutes.
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: sm0keybear]
#8663496 - 07/21/08 02:37 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: sm0keybear]
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: hoopershroomer]
#8664104 - 07/21/08 05:39 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have eaten poptarts for breakfast every morning for the past 7 months/
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: Gumby]
#8664239 - 07/21/08 06:15 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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pop tarts burn the roof of my mouth.
and when I was a kid a pop tart got stuck in the toaster and set some of the kitchen cabinetry on fire.
other than that, they're purdy tasty.
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: MrBump]
#8664256 - 07/21/08 06:22 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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I used to like the smore ones... not so much anymore. I guess when you're a kid massive amounts of sugar are acceptable... no wonder they put so many kids on ADD meds!
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: Gumby]
#10066424 - 03/29/09 01:19 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gumby said: I just ate a poptart for breakfast And it was delicious.
Hey FUCK YOU!
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: Gumby]
#10066584 - 03/29/09 01:37 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gumby said: (why'd my parents feed me these things when I was a kid?)
i wonder that about a lot of things i ate when i was a kid too... 
but, i have these organic toaster pastries and they are pretty delicious and made with honey rather than high fructose corn syrup. i remember your "organic, who the fuck cares" post, so i don't know if you'd be in to that sort of thing... but i'd really recommend 'em.
for me this morning i had a turkey, ham, avacado, kale, sprouts, onion, and cheese sandwich with an apple and a cup of hot green tea with a generous dollop of weed infused honey in it to wash it all down..
i'm going to eat a blood orange in a second..
on days like this when i don't have much going on i end up eating twice as much as i usually do it seems... i just wander to the fridge and then back to the computer all day..  i should go for a bike ride or something.
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: two_rivers]
#10066598 - 03/29/09 01:39 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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hey PRIS CLOSE THIS THREAD TOO!!!!
its not intelligetn.
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: Coaster]
#12325902 - 04/03/10 08:52 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Coaster said: all ive eaten today was watermelon & acid and im okay with that
Hey, long as the melons ripe and the papers legit!
And dude, before my health kick here's what i did. (Delish) : Microwave the pop tart, put butter on it. OMG, what a pastry!
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: Gumby]
#12325925 - 04/03/10 08:56 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gumby said: And it was delicious.
But then I decided to see how bad they were for me... Each poptart has 38 grams of sugar in it. Jesus christ.
I have an exam I have to go take in a little bit and I'm probably gonna have a sugar crash in the middle of it. Damn you poptarts, damn you to hell!
(why'd my parents feed me these things when I was a kid?)
sugar high/crash is a myth
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In 1995 the Journal of the American Medical Association published a review of 23 comparatively rigorous studies conducted between 1982 and 1994. These were your classic controlled double-blind affairs: two groups of kids, one fed a bunch of sugar, the other given a placebo (i.e., artificial sweetener), everyone kept sufficiently in the dark as to who'd gotten what, etc.
The results? No discernible relationship between sugar ingested and how the kids acted. It didn't matter how old they were, how much sugar they got, what their diets were like otherwise — nothing. The JAMA authors stopped shy of drawing any definitive conclusions, but if there were a legitimate sugar-high effect out there, you'd like to see it turn up in the lab every so often.
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Quote:
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Coaster said: all ive eaten today was watermelon & acid and im okay with that
Hey, long as the melons ripe and the papers legit!
And dude, before my health kick here's what i did. (Delish) : Microwave the pop tart, put butter on it. OMG, what a pastry!
Why did you reply to a year and a half old thread about poptarts?
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: Gumby]
#12334076 - 04/05/10 08:16 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Each poptart has 38 grams of sugar in it".
That's fucking disgusting.
I knew stuff was loaded with sugar but I thought maybe a gram or two. Fucking hell.
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: LobsterSauce]
#12334095 - 04/05/10 08:21 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm constantly surprised how one single tart has like 200 calories of saturated fat and refined sugar. And the serving size is usually a package of two. .
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: dr_gonz]
#12334116 - 04/05/10 08:27 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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I guess their thinness and light weight throw me off each time I hold one.
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Re: I just ate a poptart for breakfast [Re: Gumby]
#12334147 - 04/05/10 08:36 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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I find that if I straight out of bed eat some fruit (especially sour like an apple) I generally have a bowel movement within half an hour, if I eat anything else that won't happen.
I think we are meant to eat fruit at the start of the day biologically, wake up in your bed of leaves, shuffle around, pull a fruit from a tree and start munching.
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