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OfflineJeebies
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How many natty lights?
    #8645164 - 07/16/08 11:16 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

how many natural lights (alcohol equivalence) are in a fifth (750mL) of Sailor Jerry? (42% alcohol)?

I'm curious because I'm too fucked up to do the math.

please help. this is becoming an argument.


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: Jeebies]
    #8645189 - 07/16/08 11:23 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

find the percentage of ethanol in natural light

you need to figure each one is 12 ounces. then find out how much of that 12 ounces is ethanol. (if you stripped the rest away

then find out what percentage 42% is of 750 ML in total ethanol (if you stripped everything else away)


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8645207 - 07/16/08 11:29 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

dude...I'm a little too drunk to think that hard.

call me a pussy...but natty light is 3.5%? alcohol per 12 oz.

sailor jerry is 42% per 750mL

will you please just tell me? just for tonight? im curious, and in no condition to do math.


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8645215 - 07/16/08 11:31 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I got 4.23 natural lights = 150ml of jerry.


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: Chronicss]
    #8645219 - 07/16/08 11:32 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I am not good at math, but that is how you would do it.


I am sure someone on here can do it, assuming its 3.5


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8645252 - 07/16/08 11:42 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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find the percentage of ethanol in natural light



God you're retarded.  There's no ethanol in beer.  It's ethyl alcohol - ETOH, you epic moron.

I just read your other thread, charlie.  :wink:  Don't spaz, just playing.

Jeebies:
  • 750*(.42) = 315

  • X * (.05) = 315
    315/(.05) = X
    X = 6300

  • 6300/355 = 17.75

Like 18 beers if it's 5%.

Simple algebra makes me feel s-m-r-t, cause I suck at teh maths.


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8645260 - 07/16/08 11:44 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

1 US fluid ounce = 29.5735296 ml

so a bottle of sailor jerry is only 25 natty lights...could it be that me and my friend drank it so fast that we're fucked up? because I know that when we split a 30 of natty light, we're not this fucked up.

what gives?


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: thedefone]
    #8645262 - 07/16/08 11:44 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

ethyl alcohol = ethanol


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8645268 - 07/16/08 11:46 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I suck.  I really, really suck.


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: Jeebies]
    #8645274 - 07/16/08 11:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

drinking hard liquor will fuck you up faster than beer.


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8645278 - 07/16/08 11:49 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

please tell me your a girl if youre drinking natty lite.


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: Rebelution]
    #8645279 - 07/16/08 11:49 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

fuck that shit, Pabst Blue Ribbon!


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8645290 - 07/16/08 11:53 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

natty light is cheap and effective for people that don't prefer to be passing out early.


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: thedefone]
    #8645291 - 07/16/08 11:53 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

thedefone said:
Quote:

find the percentage of ethanol in natural light



God you're retarded.  There's no ethanol in beer.  It's ethyl alcohol - ETOH, you epic moron.

I just read your other thread, charlie.  :wink:  Don't spaz, just playing.

Jeebies:


  • 750*(.42) = 315

  • X * (.05) = 315
    315/(.05) = X
    X = 6300

  • 6300/355 = 17.75

Like 18 beers if it's 5%.

Simple algebra makes me feel s-m-r-t, cause I suck at teh maths.




You would be right, but natty light only has 4.2 percent alcohol

so about 21 beers


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8645296 - 07/16/08 11:53 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

P-BRR's FTW!

I still say that the best worst beer is Miller Low Life..  mostly because it's right on the cusp of being totally horrible, but I can easily drink like a gallon of that shit.  PBR is actually halfway decent, IMO.


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: thedefone]
    #8645311 - 07/16/08 11:58 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Light beer is like having sex in a canoe.

fucking near water.


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: thedefone]
    #8645314 - 07/16/08 11:59 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

come on...no one drinks natty? the Anheuser Busch product that will no longer be owned by Americans?


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: Jeebies]
    #8645329 - 07/17/08 12:05 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

much better beer out there.


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: Jeebies]
    #8645335 - 07/17/08 12:07 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Jeebies said:
come on...no one drinks natty? 




I drink natty ice when im poor and want to get drunk.


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Re: How many natty lights? [Re: Chronicss]
    #8645339 - 07/17/08 12:08 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

still better beer for the price.


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