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OfflineBrugman
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Re: I feel like an asshole [Re: Kada]
    #8608519 - 07/08/08 02:49 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

I like how a girl is called a nymphomaniac if she has the sex drive of an average man.

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Re: I feel like an asshole [Re: Brugman]
    #8608556 - 07/08/08 03:02 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

if she is the girl of your dreams, and cooks you food and substrate cakes, try to stay with her. talk to her about the sex thing, once a day isn't too much to ask, IMO. don't marry her though, she will quit having sex with you and will decide that growing mycellium is bad. unless she really is that cool. if thats the case, break up with her and PM me her number :wink:

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Re: I feel like an asshole [Re: Left Nut City]
    #8608827 - 07/08/08 04:12 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Left Nut City said:
Women have sex to get a relationship.

Men have a relationship to get sex.

Learn this immediately.





LOL!


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Re: I feel like an asshole [Re: Druggie04]
    #8608857 - 07/08/08 04:19 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

She has, she's even read books, I guess the sex isn't a big deal because porn is awesome to me, but it's kind of like what dragon said, If I could marry her and screw randomly I would! lol. You know how you run into girls that have only been on their back and you just give it to them really hard doggy style and make them ride and they fucking praise you afterward? well that's how she is and she's gotten alot better, but my main problem is the virginity issue I think. I haven't taken any girl's away and I guess I just wanted to try it. I heard it sucks though. My brother said when he did it to this one girl she just kept saying it hurt. And this other virgin girl that's 20 is drooling over me and I don't know what to do man.


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Re: I feel like an asshole [Re: chobumms]
    #8608871 - 07/08/08 04:22 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Hey Uber, what the hell man? lol. I'll PM you her number if we break it. If she has made more sub cakes than regular ones with frosting she probably is a keeper. Im more concerned with when I get kids. Do you stop the old business when you have a son as heir to your shroomy throne?


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Re: I feel like an asshole [Re: chobumms]
    #8609057 - 07/08/08 05:12 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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chobumms said:
Hey Uber, what the hell man? lol. I'll PM you her number if we break it. If she has made more sub cakes than regular ones with frosting she probably is a keeper. Im more concerned with when I get kids. Do you stop the old business when you have a son as heir to your shroomy throne?




i plan to trip with my future kids once they are adults. i might take a break tripping as the kids grow up, but honestly, ive taught several other people how to produce, and i havent had to grow in over a year. some of them are better at growing than i used to be.

really, it sounds like you caught a pretty good girl, don't throw it away, especially not for a 20yr old girl who'll bleed all over you, cost you a set of sheets and then go psycho on you.

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Re: I feel like an asshole [Re: chobumms]
    #8609481 - 07/08/08 07:04 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

She sounds like a great girl.  You get laid every other day with this great girl and you'd give it up to have more sex with someone probably not so great?  And probably only for a little while?  If non-daily sex is that much of a dealbreaker for you, then she's not the girl for you.

Or maybe this is a good opportunity to work on the ability to be happy while not getting exactly what you want.  It's a great skill to have.  You are never going to find a girl that fulfills every wish of yours, so think before you toss this one just so you can fuck more. 

Of course, it is ridiculous to ask us what you should do.  You know what you should do.

:2cents:


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Re: I feel like an asshole [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8609633 - 07/08/08 07:29 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

You should look at what your doing as well! As your relationship goes on you will need to try harder to get her into bed! Try surprising her every once in a while, take a trip, take her out on dates, buy her flowers or other presents, try to make her feel special because it will remind her why she is with you.....


Therefore she will be all over you- trust me it works

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Re: I feel like an asshole [Re: Druggie04]
    #8609651 - 07/08/08 07:32 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Cheat and don't get caught.

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Re: I feel like an asshole [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8610122 - 07/08/08 09:08 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

The OP quotes himself in his sig, that tells you all you need to know about him.  :lol:


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Re: I feel like an asshole [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8610153 - 07/08/08 09:17 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

LOL- I didn't even see that he quoted himself... thats classic

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Re: I feel like an asshole [Re: chobumms]
    #8610392 - 07/08/08 10:18 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Learn that sex is only a small part of the total relationship.

Second, get better at sex and pay attention to what she wants.  Maybe if you get her off consistently, every time, all the time, or at least put so damn much of an effort forth she will start to get a real libido and keep up or surpass you.


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