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Offlinecollegeshroom
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Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for drug problem [PA] [Re: Maverick]
    #8580214 - 06/30/08 10:52 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Ok I dont post here much... but theres no way in fucking hell a 9 year old said this...

"I wanted her to get a little bit of jail time with extended probation and random drug testing,"

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT A DICK PRESS!


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Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for drug problem [PA] [Re: collegeshroom]
    #8580219 - 06/30/08 10:55 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

KICK THE BABY
DON'T KICK THE BABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

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Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for drug problem [PA] [Re: dumbfounded1600]
    #8580388 - 06/30/08 01:55 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Mommy didn't want to get back with daddy so daddy calls kid and listens to how mommy is mean and didn't let him eat ice cream last night, so he devises a plan to get mommy the help she needs to turn her into a nice mommy while kid goes and stays with daddy


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OfflineChemy
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Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for drug problem [PA] [Re: Maverick]
    #8580760 - 06/30/08 04:01 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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DRTMaverick said:
I like how the kid has an extensive conversation with 'daddy' before mommy gets busted.  :rolleyes:




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judge sentenced her to 23 months of probation this month.

That disappointed Thomas, who had asked that a stiffer penalty be imposed.

"I wanted her to get a little bit of jail time with extended probation and random drug testing," he said.




:nonono::crankey::nonono::crankey::nonono:


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Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for drug problem [PA] [Re: roby000]
    #8581266 - 06/30/08 06:23 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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roby000 said:
BOY TURNS MOM IN FOR POT (CA)

A northern California teenager turned his mother over to authorities this Friday after finding his mother stoned.
"i was just tired of her always wanting to watch spongebob or play Xbox with me."  says little Timmy.  "I wanted to teach her a lesson."

And a lesson was taught.  Little Timmy rode his tricycle 4 blocks to the nearest police department.
"My mother is a pothead."  he told police Sargent Mike Biggy. 
Mike Biggy explains what happened next, "He just looked at me with his big puppy dog eyes and it was the hardest thing to tell that little kid to 'shut the fuck up.' "
"We have enough work catching rapists and murderers, you really think us cops have time for this shit."  Softly explained officer Biggy.

Little Timmy's mother came down to the station to pick her son up, who began crying that he didnt want to go.  Mrs. Little Timmy then presented her son with a juice box, cherry flavored, which coaxed the trouble tike into their SUV. 

"I can say one thing," says Biggy, "That kid is definitely a big pussy.  He needs to 'chill' as the kids say now, or later in life hes going to have a hard time making friends." 

-unassociated press





Dude, you should be writing for the paper!  :cool:

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Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for drug problem [PA] [Re: Maverick]
    #8581891 - 06/30/08 09:29 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, your all alone son? No, I can't help you, the cops won't either... but I have it on their authority that you can pack-up a fat bag of evil drugs and carry it over to the police station. Yup all alone, don't worry.
This is fucked. If she's a bad mother fine. What does this have to do with pot? and why is shit like this in the news when noone heard about my drunk abusive father? Momma smoked a little weed? That's not a crime in A LOT of places. I WISH my mom smoked a little weed.

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