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OfflineGainer
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Banana Cognac Smoothie
    #8574847 - 06/28/08 04:29 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I feel like drinking banana cognac this weekend.  Mostly because last weekend we all trippin on that dave chappelle skit where he's making fun of the real world show.  Chad is the only white guy in a house full of black people.  The scene where they are working at the smoothie place and chad walks out in the alley and they're all throwin dice.  Chad is like hey guys don't you think we need to get back to work.  Dave's character looks up and says "Fix me another banana cognac bitch!".

We were sayin that phrase to people randomly all weekend, so now I'm craving one.  Anyone got any recipes or suggestions. I was thinking something like this:

  • One Banana
  • About a cup or two Ice Cream
  • Little Milk
  • Handful or so of Ice
  • Lots of Cognac

Mixed in a blender.

All the recipes on the net are just 1oz cognac and 1oz banana liquor.  I'd rather use real bananas though; plus, I like making up my own drinks anyway.  Plus a cognaca banana smoothie just sounds :awesome:


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Re: Banana Cognac Smoothie [Re: Gainer]
    #8574889 - 06/28/08 04:44 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

whenever i make smoothies i vomit
id rather jus take str8 shots


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Re: Banana Cognac Smoothie [Re: Coaster]
    #8574944 - 06/28/08 05:02 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Thats usually the only way I drink liquor.  I can't stand mixing anything like rum and coke or whiskey and coke.  I pretty much don't like anything mixed with something carbonated.  Makes the coke taste flat plus nasty liquor taste.  But there's few mixed drinks out there I like.


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Re: Banana Cognac Smoothie [Re: Gainer]
    #8574945 - 06/28/08 05:03 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

:werd:


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Re: Banana Cognac Smoothie [Re: thoughts]
    #8574953 - 06/28/08 05:05 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

there's only one way to drink liquor - sipping. anything other than that is stupid.


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Re: Banana Cognac Smoothie [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #8574961 - 06/28/08 05:07 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Nah if I want to sip on something I'll drink beer.  If I want to get crunk I drink liquor.  Sometimes I get crunk with beer just takes a lot more.  But pretty much I don't drink liquor unless I'm trying to get smashed.


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Re: Banana Cognac Smoothie [Re: Gainer]
    #8574982 - 06/28/08 05:13 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

i drink liquor for satisfaction, i also don't find it disgusting, as much consumers of liquor do. after drinking awhile you start to pick up subtle nuances of flavors, and it varies with different liquors as well. getting drunk is just a pleasant side effect. same with beer, i'll savor the shit, fuck all that college frat boy chugging contest shit.


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Re: Banana Cognac Smoothie [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #8575000 - 06/28/08 05:18 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Eh I know what you mean I'm down for both though.  I mean the reason I drink is to get a buzz at least.  Drinking for flavor and satisfaction is a plus, but sometimes money is short and cheap beer or liquor is necessary.  When I drink with my younger brother and his friends there's usually a lot of drinking games and chugging, not really my style, but can be fun sometimes.

Anyway back on topic:crankey: recipe suggestions for the Banana Cognac Smoothie.


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-Captain Murphy

"Quit being a bitch and pill me up"
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"Smoke that bitch"
"I am not Stormy, I am He who smokes Bitches!"
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Re: Banana Cognac Smoothie [Re: Gainer]
    #8575022 - 06/28/08 05:24 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Cognac banana smoothies = :hangover:


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Re: Banana Cognac Smoothie [Re: Le_Canard]
    #8575026 - 06/28/08 05:26 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I'll let you know after tonight.  Sounds good to me though.


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"Quit being a bitch and pill me up"
-Dr. Quinn

"Smoke that bitch"
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Re: Banana Cognac Smoothie [Re: Gainer]
    #8575147 - 06/28/08 06:19 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Use brandy. Something cheap like E&J. You wont be able to tell the difference. Cognac is just a type of fine brandy

Drink cognac straight. Don't waste it on fucking gayass smoothies or jello shots or fuzzy navels or whatever


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Re: Banana Cognac Smoothie [Re: Gainer]
    #8575361 - 06/28/08 07:31 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Better be careful.  Too many banana/cognac smoothies and you'll end up like this guy!!



No one wants to end up becoming a "Girl Drink Drunk"! :smirk:


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Re: Banana Cognac Smoothie [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #8576037 - 06/29/08 12:02 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Well made some banana cognacs tonight they were pretty badass just hard to get drunk off them.


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"I mean, it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"
-Captain Murphy

"Quit being a bitch and pill me up"
-Dr. Quinn

"Smoke that bitch"
"I am not Stormy, I am He who smokes Bitches!"
-Stormy


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