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Anonymous

I'm starting my own cult. [Re: ToxicMan]
    #858052 - 09/01/02 11:42 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Amen and Amen-ah  That's the Church of our Mother of Perpetual Responsibility-ah  Preach it like the Bible believers do-ah  I says amen and amen-ah

I SAY'S AMEN AND AMEN-AH  CAN YOU PEOPLE HEAR ME-AH!?

(weak amen from the pews)

That's better-ah

Now listen children-ah the snake eggs is gonna come down from the sky-ah birthed from da muthership-ah

Nen de crack open an' burn up da atmosphere-ah  Just like in the time of the great flood-ah  De burn up de atmosphere-ah

Are you wit me-ah?

let's hear an AMEN-AH!

I said let's HEAR AN AMEN-AH!!!

LOUDER DIS TIME-AH

Yes children's dat's right-ah 

Da aliens gonna activate da chip in your mind-ah!

Den we's all gonna go home-ah!

Say it again wit me:

We's all gonna go home-ah!

Dat's right-ah!

The proceeding broadcast was brought to live by AAA, Alien Alcoholics Anonymous.  There was no intention to offend or derail this thread-ah. :smile:

Cheers-ah,

   


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Re: Start your own cult. [Re: Sclorch]
    #858100 - 09/02/02 12:28 AM (19 years, 26 days ago)

It's not a cult if there is only one member  :wink:

No, you can't join my religion. hehe


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Re: I'm starting my own cult. [Re: ]
    #858291 - 09/02/02 06:38 AM (19 years, 26 days ago)

Thank you Brother Mushrooms!
Prayz de Lawd! Ameeeeeeeeeen-ah!


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Re: I'm starting my own cult. [Re: ]
    #858712 - 09/02/02 12:19 PM (19 years, 26 days ago)

LOL.



You crazy funny bastard.


CAN I GET AN AMEN-AH UP IN HERE-AH?


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Re: Start your own cult. [Re: Sclorch]
    #859711 - 09/02/02 08:48 PM (19 years, 25 days ago)

It's alot easier to find followers if you already have your very own compound.


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Don't vibe my harsh, bro.


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Anonymous

Re: I'm starting my own cult. [Re: ]
    #859802 - 09/02/02 09:22 PM (19 years, 25 days ago)

By Jove! Now've you've done it! 

Ya just forced Enter into his nearest House of god, tospend his last penny to  burn a 10 penny candle to save yeh miserable soul, my Grecian Brotha'.
:cool:-OoD 


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Anonymous

Re: I'm starting my own cult. [Re: Anonymous]
    #859827 - 09/02/02 09:31 PM (19 years, 25 days ago)

Yasss well as I always say, "Humor can be funny."

Yes, you can quote me. :wink:

Cheers and more, 


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Anonymous

Re: I'm starting my own cult. [Re: ]
    #859843 - 09/02/02 09:34 PM (19 years, 25 days ago)

oh, good.
i had already done so, with out your permission.
:grin:-OoD 


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Anonymous

Re: I'm starting my own cult. [Re: Anonymous]
    #859848 - 09/02/02 09:37 PM (19 years, 25 days ago)

:shocked: 


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