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Police Catch Man who Hid Marijuana Around Penis
#8539068 - 06/18/08 11:30 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Police Catch Man who Hid Marijuana Around Penis
PAUL MCLEOD, METRO HALIFAX June 17, 2008 05:00
Getting caught with marijuana by police is bad enough. But the drug arrest of John Christopher Williams, 34, was particularly embarrassing.
Williams has a lengthy criminal record and had failed to show up for court dates more than once, leading to a warrant for his arrest. When police found and arrested him they didn’t find any drugs on him and Williams didn’t say anything.
It was only when he was being checked in to prison that guards discovered nine grams of marijuana wrapped around his penis. Williams says it was all a misunderstanding.
He appeared yesterday in Dartmouth Provincial Court under charges of smuggling drugs into prison.
His lawyer said Williams now realizes he should have told police about the pot sooner. He was sentenced to thirty days in prison.
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Edited by veggie (06/18/08 11:37 PM)
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Re: Police Catch Man who Hid Marijuana Around Penis [Re: myshoesarered]
#8539109 - 06/18/08 11:41 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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wow, this dude only got 30 days? He has priors, FTA's, and now smuggling drugs into jail? Halifax must be pretty lenient!
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Re: Police Catch Man who Hid Marijuana Around Penis [Re: malfunction556]
#8539172 - 06/19/08 12:01 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol hey more power 2 him
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Re: Police Catch Man who Hid Marijuana Around Penis [Re: myshoesarered]
#8539498 - 06/19/08 02:30 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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But the drug arrest of John Christopher Williams, 34, was particularly embarrassing.
But the guards weren't too embarassaed for searching his penis; in fact they kinda liked it.
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Re: Police Catch Man who Hid Marijuana Around Penis [Re: myshoesarered]
#8540161 - 06/19/08 08:59 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Police Catch Man who Hid Marijuana Around Penis [Re: Ego Death]
#8540439 - 06/19/08 11:13 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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"It was only when he was being checked in to prison that guards discovered nine grams of marijuana wrapped around his penis. Williams says it was all a misunderstanding."
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Re: Police Catch Man who Hid Marijuana Around Penis [Re: Siekoaktiv]
#8540649 - 06/19/08 12:30 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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misunderstanding
He confessed he was making a medicinal marijuana mold of his penis for his MS suffering girlfriend
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Re: Police Catch Man who Hid Marijuana Around Penis [Re: malfunction556]
#8541071 - 06/19/08 03:01 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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malfunction556 said: wow, this dude only got 30 days? He has priors, FTA's, and now smuggling drugs into jail? Halifax must be pretty lenient!
Yeah, we don't have that whole "War of Drugs" thing here in Canada...
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