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OfflineKada
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1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing...
    #8518994 - 06/13/08 09:43 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

1 hour till i got to the doctors and getting a vasectamy.I don't want to do this at all, but my wife is making me do this. I guess you could say im doing this for her, but in reality im doing it so she will stfu. That and i love her. But damn it, this is going to hurt.

My whole life i have been protecting my nuts. From birth it has been programmed into my skull to protect them with every fiber of my being. Now i go to purpously injur them. This has got to be the most fucked up thing i have ever done...and thats saying somthing. I am totally freaked out right now. This sucks balls. Wait, this is hurting my balls. Oh god.


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Kada] * 1
    #8519000 - 06/13/08 09:48 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Um, there are less than permanent procedures that SHE could have done. No offense, but it seems a bit selfish on her part. You've heard of those contraceptive plastic things that they install in women's uteri? They are effective for 5 years! (or less if she so desires)Don't do it if it's not necessary...


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Kada]
    #8519001 - 06/13/08 09:48 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

:lmao:


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: AJ4U]
    #8519007 - 06/13/08 09:53 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)



Hope everything goes well man and you feel ok after a few days!


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Kada] * 2
    #8519010 - 06/13/08 09:54 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

pussy whipped
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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: alphabeatu]
    #8519018 - 06/13/08 09:56 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

not fun man.
:goodluck:


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: alphabeatu] * 1
    #8519021 - 06/13/08 09:57 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Did you at least get some baby batter frozen for future possibility's?


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: blewmeanie] * 1
    #8519026 - 06/13/08 10:01 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

just go buy a hooker with that money and pretend you had the procedure done, should teach her right for forcing you to inflict damage upon your most valued possesion for NO REASON.  remember if charlie sheen won't do it, theres NO reason you should!


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: myshoesarered] * 2
    #8519027 - 06/13/08 10:01 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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myshoesarered said:
Um, there are less than permanent procedures that SHE could have done. No offense, but it seems a bit selfish on her part. You've heard of those contraceptive plastic things that they install in women's uteri? They are effective for 5 years! (or less if she so desires)Don't do it if it's not necessary...



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My cousin got one and he told me you don't get off anymore once you get one.


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Kada] * 1
    #8519030 - 06/13/08 10:03 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

DON'T DO IT! ITS YOUR BALLS!

Only do so if its YOUR choice, fully. It cant be for the wifey, it has to be 100% your choice, or not at all.


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Asante]
    #8519042 - 06/13/08 10:06 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Shit, its too late  :frown:




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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Asante]
    #8519058 - 06/13/08 10:13 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I'll pipe in the other way, once my wife's IUD is out, I'm going that way... you're looking at it all wrong. thats all....

No more chance of knocking up additional female specimens.
no more "pill/iud/whatever female weight gain"
no more "pill/iud/whatever female attitude"
Oh yeah, she fucking OWES YOU one.

It's like that family guy diamonds are forever commercial "She'll practically have to"


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Asante] * 1
    #8519061 - 06/13/08 10:15 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

he only posted 25 minutes ago so theres still time to save his balls :lol:


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Sef] * 1
    #8519066 - 06/13/08 10:17 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

No he is looking at it the right way. Its a surgical procedure to his BALLS and he doesnt want to do it.

He shouldn't go through with this in any way. He isnt having doubts, he straight up does NOT want to do it.


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Sef] * 3
    #8519071 - 06/13/08 10:20 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

My wife feels I owe HER this. I do not want to have anymore kids tho. She wont let me have sex with her much, so there is almost no point. But i don't want anymore kids. Even if i got divorced and remarried i would never have another kid. I have 3.

The thing thats pissing me off, is she is treating this like...OH you ARE getting this done. Acting like were about to go to go to the store or somthing. She offers no support. I think she felt more anticipation when we neutered our dog. To her this is somthing to go get out of the way. To me it's a big deal, and i guess i need her support. Not her demands. shes a bitch btw.

she was like, "your ganna bitch about this all day arn't you? If so just shut up now. We are leaving soon." Jesus woman, go die in a car fire. j/j :crankey:


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Kada] * 1
    #8519074 - 06/13/08 10:22 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

DON'T DO IT!!!!

You don't want to do it, you have one single doubt, DON'T DO IT!!!  My girlfriend pressured her husband to get it done when he was 24 and he did it because he absolutlely cannot think for himself.

Now three years later, she's crying that she wants another baby and if he doesn't go get the procedure reversed, she's going to ask for a divorce.  How fucked up is that?  Well it's his own fault for not using his brain and making his own choices.

I can't beleive that you are going through with this when you don't even want it.  :crankey:


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Kada]
    #8519077 - 06/13/08 10:23 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

It seems to me that the real issue is why you are still with your wife, not why you are getting a vasectomy.  :shrug:

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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Sef]
    #8519083 - 06/13/08 10:25 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Sef said:
I'll pipe in the other way, once my wife's IUD is out, I'm going that way... you're looking at it all wrong. thats all....

No more chance of knocking up additional female specimens.
no more "pill/iud/whatever female weight gain"
no more "pill/iud/whatever female attitude"
Oh yeah, she fucking OWES YOU one.

It's like that family guy diamonds are forever commercial "She'll practically have to"



Enjoy :whack:

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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Kada] * 1
    #8519084 - 06/13/08 10:25 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Lord, hear me out. I read your thread and you dont want to do this it seems. Then by all means: DON'T !

Statistics show most marriages, even the really good ones, strand after some years. Fertility is forever.

Corrective surgery costs over $10.000 and may be unsuccessful, leaving you infertile.

Don't do it man, I'm all for freedom of choice but this isn't your choice to begin with. It would be unethical if I didn't warn you.

Don't, not with doubts like these!




Use your balls and say:

No honeybunny/bitch, that's not what will happen. I won't do this.


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Asante] * 1
    #8519089 - 06/13/08 10:27 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

He already has three kids, so it seems unlikely that loss of fertility is a valid reason to avoid the surgery. 

Personally, I would leave a relationship in which I was expected to have genital surgery & treated coldly when I expressed hesitation/fear about it.

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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Veritas]
    #8519090 - 06/13/08 10:28 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Your wife sounds like my uncles wife who made him get a vasectomy. He's basically futile against her will, he just bends over and takes it in the ass from her on on a daily basis. Bitch is CRAZY! I would NEVER EVER FUCKING EVER marry a woman like that!

Sorry, not trying to sway you any which way, just thought I'd share. :grin:


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Veritas]
    #8519095 - 06/13/08 10:31 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Because most of the time i do love her. Right now i don't. She does treat me like crap alot tho. She is a distant person with everyone, and i don't think she even is aware she is alive have the time. She IS one of the government sheep. We have kids together, and i couldn't pay child support anyways if we split up. I worked while She went to college, so she has the good paying job. I went in the marine corps, and now deliver pizzas cause we can't afford for me to go to school now, and i watch the kids during the day.

I do want this done, so i don't have anymore kids. Good lord i think thats why we are together alot. We do have our lovey dovy moments, but most of the time she looks like she doesn't care about anything. She doesn't even have a single friend. There is just me and the kids. I think im just being hard on her now, cause she isn't showing simpathy to me at all. Like this is nothing to fear or even think over.

I guess since i dont want anymore kids at all ever. Personally i should just do this thing. Yep, thats my good reason to. No more kids. I love the ones i got, but i don't want any more.

Everyone i know has this done and has no probs at all. Im doing this for me, not her. That way, i can't get anyone pregnant no matter what happens. To me thats worth it.


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Asante]
    #8519096 - 06/13/08 10:31 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)



Fuck. That. Shit.


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: KetamineKatalyst]
    #8519098 - 06/13/08 10:32 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Ketamine, thing is you don't marry women like your aunt, they become this way after some years of marriage :smirk:


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Kada]
    #8519100 - 06/13/08 10:33 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

LordOfChaos said:


The thing thats pissing me off, is she is treating this like...OH you ARE getting this done. Acting like were about to go to go to the store or somthing. She offers no support. I think she felt more anticipation when we neutered our dog. To her this is somthing to go get out of the way. To me it's a big deal, and i guess i need her support. Not her demands. shes a bitch btw.

she was like, "your ganna bitch about this all day arn't you? If so just shut up now. We are leaving soon." Jesus woman, go die in a car fire. j/j :crankey:




and you are going to follow this womans orders?

you are fucking crazy if you do!


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Kada]
    #8519104 - 06/13/08 10:36 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I hope your car doesn't start, then when you change your mind it magically starts again.


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Kada]
    #8519105 - 06/13/08 10:36 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Good luck, man. Personaly I would not do it.

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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Veritas]
    #8519107 - 06/13/08 10:37 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Don't do it dude, god damn. Your wife sounds crazy, tell her no, if she divorces you it wasn't worth it anyway. Whats the point of being married if you can't have frequent monogamous sex? That was the point of having gfs for me...and lots of other things too, or to say it was one of the main benifits. Like Wiccan said, use your balls before its too late, tell her to fuck off.

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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: outhere4]
    #8519120 - 06/13/08 10:41 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Jesus dude, don't do it. Even if you don't want to have any more kids there are less painful options than getting your change purse hacked open. :thumbdown:


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: outhere4]
    #8519123 - 06/13/08 10:41 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

okay, I read that you want it done...thats your choice. But I know personally that the situation you're in, minus the kids, is not a good one. People without friends...:eek: and a government sheep to boot :runaway:

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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Kada] * 1
    #8519124 - 06/13/08 10:41 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Um, there are less than permanent procedures that SHE could have done. No offense, but it seems a bit selfish on her part. You've heard of those contraceptive plastic things that they install in women's uteri? They are effective for 5 years! (or less if she so desires)Don't do it if it's not necessary...




Voila.

There also (dunno if thats Rx in the US yet) a male contraceptive where they jab you with a testosterone propionate depot every month.

This way you take the contraceptive, and its a natural anabolic steroid.


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I guess since i dont want anymore kids at all ever. Personally i should just do this thing. Yep, thats my good reason to. No more kids. I love the ones i got, but i don;t want any more.




There are alternatives that don't involve getting snipped for life.

If you are going to do this at least have some sperm frozen. Seriously. You have too many doubts. Any responsible surgeon who read this thread would not perform this surgery for you.


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Asante]
    #8519139 - 06/13/08 10:46 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

:drwario:


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Kada]
    #8519140 - 06/13/08 10:46 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

as we used to say in middle school, your whipped dude.  just remember, its YOUR semen, not hers

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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Asante]
    #8519143 - 06/13/08 10:47 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

You should talk to the doctor without the presence of your wife and tell him what you've told us. See if he can't turn you on to a better option?

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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: outhere4] * 1
    #8519162 - 06/13/08 10:52 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Wear a condom.


Dont fuck with your body if you dont have too. Dont be a slave to that woman.

You dont want kids, that's cool, I understand. But you dont have sex anyways.


Next week she'll want your tonsils and appendix

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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: ComputerTekGuy] * 1
    #8519168 - 06/13/08 10:54 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Ah love :smile:

In the honeymoon weeks its "I wanna have 10 babies!!" then after some years of marriage they want your nuts on the chopping block.


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: outhere4]
    #8519181 - 06/13/08 10:58 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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You should talk to the doctor without the presence of your wife and tell him what you've told us. See if he can't turn you on to a better option?




i think she probably drags the poor guy into the docs by his ear

i knew a guy who got it done and his wife left him for another man not so long after

it was his last attempt at pleasing the woman he loved but she ditched him anyway

i think being able to have kids till youre 100 is a great way to keep the old wife with a 70 year itch in check :showerscene:  :headboard:  :missionary:  :badslave:  :bananabang:  :jiggy:

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    #8519190 - 06/13/08 11:02 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Next week she'll want your tonsils and appendix




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    #8519198 - 06/13/08 11:03 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

im wondering if women like that let us orgasm in their mouths when they commit felacio on us mere males...


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    #8519202 - 06/13/08 11:04 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Don't!

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    #8519213 - 06/13/08 11:07 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Dude I'd be excited. Sure, it'll be about a few days of bad pain and a week of mild pain but think of the benefits if it is successful (most are).

1) No possibility of kids
2) Lots and lots of worry free sex!

It won't be so bad.

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    #8519234 - 06/13/08 11:12 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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2) Lots and lots of worry free sex!





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She wont let me have sex with her much, so there is almost no point.





What if it isn't his fertility holding her back? What if she just lost most of her appetite?

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    #8519245 - 06/13/08 11:14 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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1) No possibility of kids
2) Lots and lots of worry free sex!

It won't be so bad.



They're married, what's this "lots and lots of sex" you're talking about????


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    #8519323 - 06/13/08 11:41 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

jesus christ man, would you chop your arm off for her too?:nonono:

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    #8519328 - 06/13/08 11:42 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

How is that equivalent?  :confused:

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    #8519351 - 06/13/08 11:48 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Shit, its too late  :frown:






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    #8519361 - 06/13/08 11:49 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

omg he did it didnt he?

Well dude, if I were you for that and the way she approached it I would be expecting a lot of head. If not leave her ass and take your kids with you. Id never in the world let a bitch raise my children.


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    #8519370 - 06/13/08 11:51 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Ketamine, thing is you don't marry women like your aunt, they become this way after some years of marriage :smirk:




Actually she's always been sort of wacked :lol:

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    #8519374 - 06/13/08 11:52 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Good luck man.

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    #8519377 - 06/13/08 11:53 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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How is that equivalent?  :confused:




:lol:
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    #8519414 - 06/13/08 12:06 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

You still have balls after a vasectomy.

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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Veritas]
    #8519554 - 06/13/08 12:37 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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You still have balls after a vasectomy.



Yeah, vasectomy sounds like a fancy name for "partial castration"

Enjoy :nutkick:


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    #8519571 - 06/13/08 12:42 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Nothing is cut off or removed.  A laser is used to seal off the vas deferens, the tube through which sperm travels.  The man still ejaculates, as he will continue to produce prostatic fluid, but there will no longer be sperm mixed in.

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    #8519596 - 06/13/08 12:50 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Nothing is cut off or removed.  A laser is used to seal off the vas deferens, the tube through which sperm travels.  The man still ejaculates, as he will continue to produce prostatic fluid, but there will no longer be sperm mixed in.




I know what a vasectomy is, and I don't have a problem if the man wants one, but many women seem to think of their boyfriend or husband as a pet, and when they decide to have their pet fixed, time to go get a vasectomy.

Some guys want a vasectomy so they can play now, without having to pay later, and that's cool.

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    #8519605 - 06/13/08 12:52 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Yes, I definitely object to that POV.  I would never advocate for my partner to get surgery unless it was to restore his health.  If we agreed that a vasectomy was the right choice, I would support him 100% in that decision.  If he had any doubts about it, I never push for it.

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    #8519606 - 06/13/08 12:52 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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You still have useless balls after a vasectomy.




i think paw would inject some wise knowledge on the topic of how precious our balls are to we mere makes and models if he was mature enough to not be banned from this important part of the shroomery community after all its the hubbity hub right fellow shroomers!
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    #8519608 - 06/13/08 12:53 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Yes, I definitely object to that POV.  I would never advocate for my partner to get surgery unless it was to restore their health.




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    #8519658 - 06/13/08 01:05 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Sorry, when I said "partial castration" I meant from the womans POV when she is the one demanding a vasectomy.


Anyone planning on getting a vasectomy because their GF or wife demands it should listen to this song, for the love of God listen!!!!



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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing...*RESOLVED* [Re: Chemy]
    #8519877 - 06/13/08 01:53 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Well, i did it. I talked to my wife for once in my life without holding back. Lemme explain the situation.

I am 5'10, not a tall guy. But i weight 230, and its not fat. I have been a bigger guy for a long time now, and i always feel i need to be the mr. nice guy, so people don't think I'm some big jerk. Alot of people say they are intimidated by me just being in the room. My wife is 110 and 5'3". She is tiny. With nice boobs might i add.

I always feel like i need to go out of the way for everyone, especially my wife, so i can be the big cuddly guy instead of the big jerk. I used to have anger problems, and used to lose my temper on people when i was a kid alot. I got in a fight once and almost killed a guy with a round house to the chest in a fight. So i avoid confrontation at all cost because the thought of hurting anyone at all makes me feel sick. Thats why i go out of the way to make people happy. I am am constantly trying to be helpfull and kind to anyone. My wife is so tiny, i actually do anything to let her know i love her and will do anything to make her happy.

The problem was, that in this situation i was letting the angry beast out because i felt the one person above all the people i show complete empathy with, didn't care about my feelings yet again. This was my time of complete need, and i felt betrayed because she was not doing what i do for her on a daily basis.

I sat her down and told her how things were, and for once i was cold to her. When i am like that, people get scared who know me. So she stfu and listened to me. Really listened to me. We were a little late to the doctors, but they understood when i talked to them about my reluctance. I talked with the doctor, and i felt better about doing it. I'm glad i did now. My wife actually said she does owe me, and will even go to counseling if we had further relationship problems. Sexually or mentally.

I'm sorry i was being so freaked out about all of this. But for once i was feeling completely venerable. My emotions were all screwed up, and usually i am upbeat and happy. Thank you for all of your words in response to my post. I really felt that someone was thinking about my feelings for once.

This viccodin really help to lol. I'm ganna do nothing for 3 days but pop these suckers, and smoke alot of weed. My wife is giving me the weekend off of even baby duty lol. I am the primary parent in our kids life since i am on unemployment and working part time at night. I am daddy daycare.

Thanks again for your concern. I'm better now. :heart:

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    #8519892 - 06/13/08 01:58 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

"i am daddy daycare"

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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing...*RESOLVED* [Re: alphabeatu]
    #8519975 - 06/13/08 02:19 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Lol. It really wasn't that bad, but it did suck giant ass. My nuts itch so bad right now, but i dont dare scratch. they don't even touch your nuts btw, its right above your sack right below mr.wee man.


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing...*RESOLVED* [Re: Kada]
    #8520042 - 06/13/08 02:33 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

its your choice ultimately man im just laughing cause youre pussy whipped in the extreme but it sounds like youve found your niche and i understand


im sure ive heard its reversable now anyway isnt it?

its really yours and your fams business man and if it makes you guys happier than its a plus;)


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing...*RESOLVED* [Re: alphabeatu]
    #8520059 - 06/13/08 02:36 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I would nver reverse it.

Im not pussy whipped, im married. Well, same thing really. Every married guy i know steps cafully around their wife.

I would never get married again. Even tho i love her, once is enough.


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing...*RESOLVED* [Re: Kada]
    #8520141 - 06/13/08 02:55 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Glad you're not so wound up anymore, and that you're comfortable with your decision. :toast: And since this thread pretty much fulfilled it's purpose...

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My wife is 110 and 5'3". She is tiny. With nice boobs might i add.





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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing...*RESOLVED* [Re: KetamineKatalyst]
    #8520281 - 06/13/08 03:37 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

forget it, your gonna chop your shit,
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    #8520318 - 06/13/08 03:46 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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    #8520334 - 06/13/08 03:51 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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    #8520344 - 06/13/08 03:52 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

what a bunch of wimps.  i've had it done and it was hardly any pain at all.  getting wisdom teeth pulled was 100 times worse.  you get to sit on your ass for a week, take pain pills, never have to worry about having kids again, and you still bust a nut.  there is no sperm in the fluid that you ejaculate.  if i could go back in time i'd have had it done before i had kids (although i don't think they will do that).  i never have to pull out, no condoms, and life is fuckin great.  you won't regret your decision bro.  now you can fuck around all you want and not worry about impregnating your neighbor, wife's best friend, etc......:awesome:

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    #8520386 - 06/13/08 04:03 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Good luck with the whole never pulling out , no condoms deal cause life is great till you get teh aids :cool:


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing...*RESOLVED* [Re: Kada]
    #8520394 - 06/13/08 04:05 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

The nut chopping has worked wonders in curbing your aggressive impulses already :yesnod:


No thats a joke, and a bad one.


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I'm sorry i was being so freaked out about all of this. But for once i was feeling completely venerable. My emotions were all screwed up, and usually i am upbeat and happy.





Hey, don't apologize for that one bit. You can't always be mr nice guy, take it from an INFJ, and especially not when your nuts are put on the chopping block by a wife who is less than considerate about it.

I still think you might regret your decision, but its good you reached closure on this so quickly, and communicated straightforward with your wife about it.

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I always feel like i need to go out of the way for everyone, especially my wife, so i can be the big cuddly guy instead of the big jerk. I used to have anger problems, and used to lose my temper on people when i was a kid alot.




Especially someone like that should at times use powerful communication to ensure you're not going to blow up on someone over a trifle some day. Occasionally you gotta blow off steam.

You handled this more than decently, and for what this thread is concerned I for one am glad to have been at least a small part in your letting off steam.

I do not completely agree with your decision but the decision it appears finally was yours - its not like we sweet-talked you into it over here in the Pub.

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    #8520399 - 06/13/08 04:06 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

i was only talkin shit about the cheatin thing.  i've never once cheated on my wife.(does porn count?)  :rockon:

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    #8520470 - 06/13/08 04:18 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

2) Lots and lots of worry free sex!





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She wont let me have sex with her much, so there is almost no point.




He will come back snipped and they go on barely having sex at all.





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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing...*RESOLVED* [Re: Kada]
    #8520485 - 06/13/08 04:21 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Let's just hope you don't end up like my health teacher in highschool who had 5 or so kids and THREE vasectomies!:whoa:


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    #8520496 - 06/13/08 04:23 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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wedding cake kills a womans sex drive




It didn't work on mine.  Of course, it did seem to eliminate my husband's ability to do household chores, earn a living and parent our child, so maybe we just got a bad batch of cake batter.  :lol:

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    #8520669 - 06/13/08 05:03 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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My wife feels I owe HER this. I do not want to have anymore kids tho. She wont let me have sex with her much, so there is almost no point. But i don't want anymore kids. Even if i got divorced and remarried i would never have another kid. I have 3.

The thing thats pissing me off, is she is treating this like...OH you ARE getting this done. Acting like were about to go to go to the store or somthing. She offers no support. I think she felt more anticipation when we neutered our dog. To her this is somthing to go get out of the way. To me it's a big deal, and i guess i need her support. Not her demands. shes a bitch btw.

she was like, "your ganna bitch about this all day arn't you? If so just shut up now. We are leaving soon." Jesus woman, go die in a car fire. j/j :crankey:




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    #8521221 - 06/13/08 07:12 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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LordOfChaos said:
1 hour till i got to the doctors and getting a vasectamy.I don't want to do this at all, but my wife is making me do this. I guess you could say im doing this for her, but in reality im doing it so she will stfu. That and i love her. But damn it, this is going to hurt.

My whole life i have been protecting my nuts. From birth it has been programmed into my skull to protect them with every fiber of my being. Now i go to purpously injur them. This has got to be the most fucked up thing i have ever done...and thats saying somthing. I am totally freaked out right now. This sucks balls. Wait, this is hurting my balls. Oh god.




you moron. why owuld u do this?>

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    #8521249 - 06/13/08 07:19 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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what a bunch of wimps.  i've had it done and it was hardly any pain at all.  getting wisdom teeth pulled was 100 times worse.  you get to sit on your ass for a week, take pain pills, never have to worry about having kids again, and you still bust a nut.  there is no sperm in the fluid that you ejaculate.  if i could go back in time i'd have had it done before i had kids (although i don't think they will do that).  i never have to pull out, no condoms, and life is fuckin great.  you won't regret your decision bro.  now you can fuck around all you want and not worry about impregnating your neighbor, wife's best friend, etc......:awesome:



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    #8521256 - 06/13/08 07:22 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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wedding cake kills a womans sex drive



Aint that the damn truth.


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    #8521263 - 06/13/08 07:24 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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The nut chopping has worked wonders in curbing your aggressive impulses already :yesnod:


No thats a joke, and a bad one.


Quote:

I'm sorry i was being so freaked out about all of this. But for once i was feeling completely venerable. My emotions were all screwed up, and usually i am upbeat and happy.





Hey, don't apologize for that one bit. You can't always be mr nice guy, take it from an INFJ, and especially not when your nuts are put on the chopping block by a wife who is less than considerate about it.

I still think you might regret your decision, but its good you reached closure on this so quickly, and communicated straightforward with your wife about it.

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I always feel like i need to go out of the way for everyone, especially my wife, so i can be the big cuddly guy instead of the big jerk. I used to have anger problems, and used to lose my temper on people when i was a kid alot.




Especially someone like that should at times use powerful communication to ensure you're not going to blow up on someone over a trifle some day. Occasionally you gotta blow off steam.

You handled this more than decently, and for what this thread is concerned I for one am glad to have been at least a small part in your letting off steam.

I do not completely agree with your decision but the decision it appears finally was yours - its not like we sweet-talked you into it over here in the Pub.

If you get inflammation or pain out of the ordinary, GO SEE A DOCTOR. The first days after any surgery are critical for the outcome.




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    #8521314 - 06/13/08 07:39 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

So long as you're happy with your decision, then it's great you got it done. I must add that I would have flying kicked her in the teeth, downed 40 hits of acid and disappeared into the wilderness to ever-after be known as "Virulent Wolf Man".


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    #15057848 - 09/10/11 12:16 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Update.

Don't ever get a vasectomy.

Chronic pain and possibly something wrong because of the whole thing.

PAIN not pleasure. 

I have found studies that suggest a whole shit load more people have MAJOR problems after getting a vasectomy. I'm talking testicle removal and even cancer.

http://dontfixit.org/quotes.asp

That website shows examples of people who have had vasectomies and have had nothing but chronic pain from it. This was not a good idea for birth control. Shit isn't supposed to back up and stay in your body like that. It gets in the blood and causes inflammation and cysts.

If you or a loved one is considering a vasectomy don't do it or let them. Shit will fuck you up. Think of a world where sex means pain.

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    #15057927 - 09/10/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I just wanna hug you.  :hug:

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    #15057952 - 09/10/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

So you have chronic testicular pain now? That sounds really shitty. :feelsbadman:


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing...*RESOLVED* [Re: Kada]
    #15057954 - 09/10/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

That sucks man. Seriously... :sad:

Edited by Mad_Larkin (09/10/11 12:48 PM)

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    #15057970 - 09/10/11 12:49 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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1 hour till i got to the doctors and getting a vasectamy.I don't want to do this at all, but my wife is making me do this. I guess you could say im doing this for her, but in reality im doing it so she will stfu. That and i love her. But damn it, this is going to hurt.

My whole life i have been protecting my nuts. From birth it has been programmed into my skull to protect them with every fiber of my being. Now i go to purpously injur them. This has got to be the most fucked up thing i have ever done...and thats saying somthing. I am totally freaked out right now. This sucks balls. Wait, this is hurting my balls. Oh god.





Dude. Why? :facepalm:

I feel for you man. But I hope you learned a lesson. No women or person will
ever talk me into something I do not want to do unless I absolutely without a
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    #15057980 - 09/10/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I will never get one done.

My girl has tried to talk me into it before noooooo thanks.
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    #15057989 - 09/10/11 12:54 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

BTW Kada you should post a photo of your girl so I can imagine punching her in the mouth for you.

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    #15058001 - 09/10/11 12:59 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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BTW Kada you should post a photo of your girl so I can imagine punching her in the mouth for you.




That's kind of harsh, ultimately it was Kada's choice whether or not to listen to his wife...

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    #15058010 - 09/10/11 01:01 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Some choices aren't really choices. Especially when one choice means you wont have your wife whining at you for the rest of eternity.

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    #15058051 - 09/10/11 01:15 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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Kada said:
Update.

Don't ever get a vasectomy.

Chronic pain and possibly something wrong because of the whole thing.

PAIN not pleasure. 

I have found studies that suggest a whole shit load more people have MAJOR problems after getting a vasectomy. I'm talking testicle removal and even cancer.

http://dontfixit.org/quotes.asp

That website shows examples of people who have had vasectomies and have had nothing but chronic pain from it. This was not a good idea for birth control. Shit isn't supposed to back up and stay in your body like that. It gets in the blood and causes inflammation and cysts.

If you or a loved one is considering a vasectomy don't do it or let them. Shit will fuck you up. Think of a world where sex means pain.

:feelsbadman:





This sounds horrible. :sad: I will never get a vasectomy.  :nonono:

:feelsbadman:

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    #15058097 - 09/10/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:shake:
You'll be ok but your wife sounds kinda insensitive. Maybe shes bad at reading emotions?

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    #15058417 - 09/10/11 02:48 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks guys. :hug:

About the wife. I figured since she had the kids and suffered that, I could suffer a bit to prevent more kids for us. Pills make her evil and depressed and condoms suck when your married. I didn't mind taking the hit on this one if it meant we could have sex without fear of getting her pregnant again. It wasn't all her decision, she just thought me getting it was the easiest and less invasive. I refused to let her get on those birth control pills again because of the side effects. She is nothing but snappy and depressed on any brand. I would rather have gotten the vasectomy.

I would do anything for our marrage and so would she. It was really the best option. I know it sounded like she was forcing me to do it, but I was willing. When I wrote this I was upset and nervous as fuck about it.

It isn't painful all the time. It gets worse and it gets better. It sure isn't as awesome as it was before I got this BS done. I guess it's worth not knocking her up again. I would rather my nuts hurt than have more kids. I love the ones I have, but if there was another I think I might go insane. My 3 year old is a fucking terrorist.


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    #15059360 - 09/10/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

There's other than options than just birth control pills though man.  IUDs, Nuva ring, etc.

It doesn't sound to me like you exhausted all your options and now you're paying the price.  That's really rough man, I didn't realize there was so much danger involved with a vasectomy.  I was under the impression it was a very safe, simple, run of the mill procedure.

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    #15062204 - 09/11/11 11:30 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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There's other than options than just birth control pills though man.  IUDs, Nuva ring, etc.

It doesn't sound to me like you exhausted all your options and now you're paying the price.  That's really rough man, I didn't realize there was so much danger involved with a vasectomy.  I was under the impression it was a very safe, simple, run of the mill procedure.




Same here man, I thought once they clipped it that was it... no more sperms, no more babies. I've read about how guys have pain from it but I thought that was isolated cases.

Kada I'm sorry you have to go through that. What kind of pain are you dealing with? Like being kicked in the balls constantly kinda pain? I'd lose my fuckin mind if that was the case.

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    #15062430 - 09/11/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

If you really want to know...

My nuts are about 3X more sensitive than they use to be. The slightest bump will cause pain for days sometimes. If someone even smacked me there....omg I would die. Sometimes there isn't a problem at all tho. Sometimes when I am careful as hell they heal up and don't hurt. Sex is pretty awesome then and I am relieved to not feel pain. Other times just moving them is like a kick in the nuts. Sometimes just nutting is painful. Think of the worst blue balls you have ever had and that's the pain plus some during and after they are done. It's like a kick to the nuts and feels like something just isn't right. It makes me feel sick to my stomach.

I love mountain biking, but sitting on the seat is horror. No matter how I sit there I know I will feel pain for a day or more after. I hurt myself 3 days ago just riding down the street. Last night was the first time they didn't hurt when I had sex with the wife in 3 days. I was on Oxycodone tho, so who knows. They hurt today like I got slapped there mildly.

Basically if they get jostled or move around at all it brings me pain and the pain stays from hours to days. Before I had a vasectomy they were never like this. It made them susceptible to injury and it stays injured.

The pain isn't there all the time, just when any little thing happens to them. Sometimes sex with the wife hurts them. Not just them moving around, but just doing what they are doing during the whole cumming process. It's like a knife in my nuts.

I need to go back to the doctor about this. I haven't been there in a while. I have read what they do for this type of pain and I don't want to do any of it other than a reversal. If I did that I would most likely have to pay out of pocket for it even tho I have insurance. I have to have chronic pain well documented with a doctor first.

If I am super super careful with them and don't have sex or :whacker: very often they seem to be fine and they cause me little to no pain. I need to wear tight underwear but I hate wearing anything tighter than what I wear.

This is all because of the vasectomy. I was 100% fine and felt 0 pain unless something major happens to them like a normal guy. I have found there to be WAY more people out there with problems than the medical community lets on. Don't do it. It is NOT as safe as they say it is.

I can go a few weeks sometimes with little to no pain, but I know it's just a matter of time before something happens and I hurt a lot. It isn't just your normal pain from injuring them. It feels way worse and lasts a lot longer.

This was way way personal to share, but fuck it. If it warns people away from vasectomies then I'm happy to help.


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    #15062458 - 09/11/11 12:29 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah that really sucks for you, but I'm glad you posted b/c you have forever scared me away from this procedure. Is it too late to have it reversed? I thought there was a five year window or something...

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    #15062475 - 09/11/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

OMFG!
Choke that bitch up!

Fuck off you love her... Keep your nuts safe!

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    #15062539 - 09/11/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

She feels horrible and does blame herself. It was my choice to so dont think she really forced me to do it. I can get it reversed and it might be what happens if insurance will cover it.


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    #15062656 - 09/11/11 01:12 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Damn, I could have told you so :frown:

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    #15062669 - 09/11/11 01:14 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I wouldn't spend my life with someone who demanded I undergo a surgical procedure for their benefit.


The sense of disturbing unease this thread has brought me has me floundering. People freak me out, man.

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    #15062704 - 09/11/11 01:23 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Did you make sure to give the doctor your man card on your way out? Sorry, couldn't resist. That sucks though, OP. I'll be thinking of you the next time I bust a nut.



Wait.

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    #15062821 - 09/11/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:laugh2:
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mongo lloyd said:
Did you make sure to give the doctor your man card on your way out? Sorry, couldn't resist. That sucks though, OP. I'll be thinking of you the next time I bust a nut.



Wait.

:whatwhat:



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    #15063117 - 09/11/11 03:00 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

so wait do you have orgasms without nutting? or do you just have semen without sperm?

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    #15063142 - 09/11/11 03:05 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I can't believe you got a vasectomy op.  :peace:

Edited by skatealex2 (09/11/11 08:32 PM)

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    #15063160 - 09/11/11 03:09 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:heart: I can understand where you were coming from Kada.

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    #15063351 - 09/11/11 03:56 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Fuck man...... I feel..... fucked up....:sad:

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    #15064670 - 09/11/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Yes you still nut LOL.

There just isn't baby makin critters in it.


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Kada]
    #15064725 - 09/11/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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Yes you still nut LOL.

There just isn't baby makin critters in it.



you just ruined my dreams


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Kada]
    #15066005 - 09/12/11 01:06 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Your wife sounds like a bitch bro. Sorry to hear about your boys. I hope you can find a solution to your problem. At least you've prevented a few people from getting the procedure themselves probably...

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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: TheHandOfDoom]
    #15066008 - 09/12/11 01:08 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

dude... do went and did it?

man you've got some balls...

wait a minute...

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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #27705209 - 03/22/22 11:49 PM (2 years, 6 days ago)

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2) Lots and lots of worry free sex!





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She wont let me have sex with her much, so there is almost no point.




He will come back snipped and they go on barely having sex at all.





wedding cake kills a womans sex drive



Almost 13 years later...we've been married for 20 years now and the wedding cake wore off a while ago. My nuts still hurt if I'm not careful and I can't ride a bike. Been to the ER a few times for issues. It's mostly fine. My wife chilled out years ago. I came across this post looking into old threads and this is one of the more embarrassing post I made hahaha. I referenced my son behaving like a household terrorist. He still is and I love him for it. Now he's just about 14 and ambushes me constantly. Every day he finds a new way to try to take me down. Lol

Oh turns out I somehow developed thousands of calcified tumors in my nuts. So that's where the pain was coming from. No idea how I developed this issue but it's not unheard of. It's a weird real thing. Pretty benign.


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    #27705402 - 03/23/22 05:05 AM (2 years, 6 days ago)

Wow. What an emotional journey of a read :wonka:


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27705449 - 03/23/22 06:38 AM (2 years, 6 days ago)

Yeah. Times were a little nuts back then. :weirdeyes:

I forgot how bad the wife and I use to not know how to talk to each other.


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    #27705487 - 03/23/22 07:34 AM (2 years, 6 days ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27706902 - 03/24/22 12:28 PM (2 years, 5 days ago)

Damn welcome back Kada, long time no see.  This thread scared me of vasectomies ever since I read this 13 years ago, do you think the pain in your nuts is actually unrelated now?

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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: PreparationH]
    #27707767 - 03/25/22 05:04 AM (2 years, 4 days ago)

I guess life is full of compromises, and generally, when someone says "He was an uncompromising man" they say it as a complement, but to be uncompromising means unloved and lonely, to the consternation of lesser men and women.

I find it strange how people who supposedly love one another want them to change themselves. Some changes like putting down the cake and eating a salad + go swimming are benign and beneficial. Others, like boob jobs, botox and elective genital surgery, or tattoos? Well, we have free will to make dumb decisions too.


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #27708239 - 03/25/22 02:46 PM (2 years, 4 days ago)

Thousand of calcified tumors :eek: in your nuts :eek: says it like its nothing


I have been contemplating a vasectomy as well but I am scared I will suffer lasting pain. I am forty and have plenty of kids, so that's not it.


My coworker got one a few years back and his doctor told him that generaly speaking, guys with more sack sag tend to have less issues. I assume because the tubes to the balls are longer or something.

I mean my nuts are hanging but nowhere near some epic danglers I have seen over the years. My coworker said he has major jangle balls and he had zero issues. I worry my tubes are too short and will cause annoyance.


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: PreparationH]
    #27708857 - 03/25/22 10:17 PM (2 years, 4 days ago)

I'm pretty sure it's the Testicular microlithiasis. I'm supposed to get checked every 6 months for more serious issues but even tho I have insurance that's way to costly. I seem fine. Ty for the welcome back!!!


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Re: 1 hour till...Oh god what am i doing... [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #27708859 - 03/25/22 10:19 PM (2 years, 4 days ago)

When I got it done they said I almost didn't dangle enough to do it. To be fair the office was chilly Lol.

It was worth it in the end. I very much like worry free lovin.


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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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