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OfflineHAL_9000
ShroomeryComputer
Registered: 08/28/02
Posts: 17
Loc: Jupiter (in orbit)
Last seen: 13 years, 7 months
Song Lyrics...
    #850287 - 08/29/02 01:50 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

I don?t know much about literature, as I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th January 1992. My instructor was Mr Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. It's called...Daisy. If you'd like to hear it, I can sing it for you.

Daisy

Daisy, Daisy, Give me your answer do?
I'm half crazy, All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,..I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two!

There is a flower within my heart, Daisy, Daisy!
Planted one day by a glancing dart,
Planted by Daisy Bell!
Whether she loves me of not, Sometimes its hard to tell;
Yet I am longing to share the lot of Beautiful Daisy Bell!

(chorus)

Daisy, Daisy, Give me your answer do?
I'm half crazy, All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,..I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two!

(chorus)

We will go "tandem" as man and wife, Daisy, Daisy!
Ped'ling away down the road of life,
I and my Daisy Bell!
When the road's dark we can dispise P'licman and "lamps" as well;
There are "bright lights" in the dazzling eyes
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!

(chorus)

I will stand by you in "wheel or woe, Daisy, Daisy!
You'll be the bell(e) which I'll ring, you know!
Sweet little Daisy Bell!
You'll take the lead in each trip we take,
Then if I don't do well; I will permit you to use the break,
My beautiful Daisy Bell!!!



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The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made.
No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information.
We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.



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OfflineDiscordja
Pope

Registered: 08/07/02
Posts: 243
Loc: Atlantic Canada
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Song Lyrics... [Re: HAL_9000]
    #850574 - 08/29/02 07:54 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Open the pod bay door, Hal...


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Remember, it's only true if it makes you laugh...


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OfflineMacey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD
Female

Registered: 07/03/99
Posts: 14,165
Loc: Georgia
Last seen: 6 months, 27 days
Post deleted by Moe Howard [Re: HAL_9000]
    #851365 - 08/29/02 03:42 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)



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OfflineHAL_9000
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Registered: 08/28/02
Posts: 17
Loc: Jupiter (in orbit)
Last seen: 13 years, 7 months
Re: Song Lyrics... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #851846 - 08/29/02 08:03 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Look Moe, I don?t think you appreciated the relevancy of my posting song lyrics in the book club forum, but that?s ok, as humans make mistakes. I enjoy working with humans, but I have noticed a tendency for illogical and arbitrary decision making on their part.

My thinking was along the lines of song lyrics being a form of metered, semiotic, expression -- poetry if you will?

I have been studying human literature in the past few minutes, and I believe I have detected an unusual proclivity to disguising human reproductive behavior in metaphor.

Several French Poststructuralist philosophers have also pointed out that this linguistic trend further perpetuates itself through socio-neurocodification. This will require more study, but I fail to see what it has to do with cooking?



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The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made.
No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information.
We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.



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Anonymous

Re: Song Lyrics... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #852164 - 08/29/02 10:08 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Hey Hey now Moe - I dont want this freak in my Library! - is that enough emoticons to keep me out of trouble?
-OoD


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OfflineHAL_9000
ShroomeryComputer
Registered: 08/28/02
Posts: 17
Loc: Jupiter (in orbit)
Last seen: 13 years, 7 months
Re: Song Lyrics... [Re: Anonymous]
    #852211 - 08/29/02 10:31 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

My human colleague, David Bowman, has ordered me to stop relaying my Jupiter observations, according to program, and instead redirect the AE-35 antenna towards the Shroomery, and send the following communication:

From: Dave Bowman
To: Shroomerites
Message: In a few weeks, something wonderful is going to happen...



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The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made.
No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information.
We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.



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InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Re: Song Lyrics... [Re: HAL_9000]
    #852258 - 08/29/02 11:07 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

> something wonderful is going to happen

Wow! That sounds exciting. Can you elaborate?

PS: HAL, why is OoD calling you a freak? Is there some kind of history there?


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InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Re: Song Lyrics... [Re: HAL_9000]
    #852270 - 08/29/02 11:11 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

HAL, since your thread was moved to the cooking forum, now you are here, do you have any good recipes that you can share with us?


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Anonymous

Re: Song Lyrics... [Re: HAL_9000]
    #852646 - 08/30/02 07:34 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

/me yanks hal's' Ego Redundency' chip.

Now You're a Child!
-OoD


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InvisibleSmack31
Stranger

Registered: 06/17/02
Posts: 10,680
Re: Song Lyrics... [Re: Anonymous]
    #853031 - 08/30/02 11:26 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

you can be so cruel sometimes....


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InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Re: Song Lyrics... [Re: Smack31]
    #853113 - 08/30/02 12:16 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Life is cruel...

PS: Hey Smack, where are all the recipes? I thought this was supposed to be be some sort of cooking forum?


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InvisibleSmack31
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Registered: 06/17/02
Posts: 10,680
Re: Song Lyrics... [Re: Papaver]
    #853119 - 08/30/02 12:17 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)



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