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 can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? 
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: ayshuca]
#8501725 - 06/08/08 11:50 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Legally? No they can't murder you.
Will they? I wouldn't be surprised.
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: ayshuca]
#8502626 - 06/09/08 07:45 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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You may be sick of the answer but it does work. Or just ask if you can collect some worms out of their compost pile and field for fishing.
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: lqdtrance]
#8503471 - 06/09/08 02:57 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Like future said, it wouldent suprise me.
But aslong as your posing no physical threat to him, his family or his property/livestock, then no, he does not have legal grounds to use lethal force to remove you from his property.
On the other hand, if he catches you out there, then tells you to leave, you say you will, take off for an hour then comeback and he catches you again...then yes, he can put a bullet in you. Im pulling this out of the FLA BAR Evidentiary Law and Rule book...so try to believe it.
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 Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: ayshuca]
#8505065 - 06/09/08 10:21 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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A Godfather II quote is in order here.
Quote:
Michael Corleone: If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
And the corleones were somewhat reasonable. They used their heads.
Some good old boys in Old Florida probably just use a bottle of whiskey and a shovel.
'Can not stress it enough, always ask for permission to have a look around. Talk with them first. Clearly. Whether or not they let you on their land or not, showing a Florida land owner respect brings out the better in the pasture hunt for everyone. If one shroomer says hi and is straight with them, it makes a big difference. A change.
If a person wanted to get Cannabis legalized, will it work better to hide and sneak around on a computer keyboard making a topic on the internet, or will it be more effective to stand up and make a difference in real life face to face.
Be a real person it feels better, say hi to the farmer in the flesh. Ask them what types of snakes and bugs and trees they have and a question or two about their livestock and how they upkeep the ranch. They are very busy folks but have always had time to talk with me. A mushroomers experience will grow exponentially by talking with those land owners, more then picking the actual mushrooms will do. Usually a ranch owner and their ranch hands are born and raised true Floridians. They have been in shroom pastures many times more then even the most experienced of Cubensis hunters.
Have a great summer,
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: GGreatOne234]
#8519430 - 06/13/08 02:09 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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well i live in florida and ive been around fields quite a few times and had other friends tell stories, so hears what i know...most of my friends are idiots by the way, the farmers had told them they cant be on their field about 10 times now and just the other week he came by hackin threw the woods with a machete and a rifle in the other hand and started shooting so they shit their pants and ran away...so im gonna say yea they will probably kill you if you go back 100 times after them saying know 100 times...but what about the asking them question it kinda does work, i have 4 farmers who are really cool cause i asked to pick shrooms in return for 20 bucks a visit, and the places i go usually have 40 fully matured shrooms so its totally worth the money cause i get like 60 bucks back
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: Chemy]
#8519497 - 06/13/08 02:24 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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^^ agreed, tho if you refuse to leave the property then he can asume that you pose an immediate threat. And tresspass after warning is refusal to leave.
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: Chemy]
#8525966 - 06/15/08 05:59 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Do not mess with the deep south.
Florida, is retarded.
I was trying to think of a nicer way of placing those words here but I haven't figured one out yet.
I have spoke with some of the more retarded of land owners (not all of them) in all of the Sunshine State. For real, living in Florida melts brain cells, or just puts a human at a immediate disadvantage for intellect. And I am not kidding. It is very unique. I am almost convinced it is all of the old grouchy people that move there to die (not live). All of the smart people live in Georgia and Mississippi.
The vast majority of shroomers (trespassers) are not all too bright either. I have no proof of it, but I am one hundred percent certain that Floridian property owners have (somewhere in history) done the worst, and then grabbed a shovel. The land of the free argument, and the past present and future carriers of the great American ways of trespassing on private property. What a great country. When you hear a gun fire off in the distance, that is the sound of freedom.
A-mazing place to hunt mushrooms. Florida has the most unique mycota I have ever witnessed. The nature is simply beautiful. Very unique place in the world.
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: GGreatOne234]
#8526062 - 06/15/08 08:45 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hey man im around central florida, went for the first time this morning and i was wanting to know if you can tell me whether or not these are cubes, thanks.
do i have any reason to be sketchy of these?
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn92/shroomhead2887/S6301055-1.jpg[/IMG]
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: GGreatOne234]
#8526072 - 06/15/08 09:02 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
GGreatOne234 said:
A Godfather II quote is in order here.
Quote:
Michael Corleone: If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
And the corleones were somewhat reasonable. They used their heads.
Some good old boys in Old Florida probably just use a bottle of whiskey and a shovel.
'Can not stress it enough, always ask for permission to have a look around. Talk with them first. Clearly. Whether or not they let you on their land or not, showing a Florida land owner respect brings out the better in the pasture hunt for everyone. If one shroomer says hi and is straight with them, it makes a big difference. A change.
If a person wanted to get Cannabis legalized, will it work better to hide and sneak around on a computer keyboard making a topic on the internet, or will it be more effective to stand up and make a difference in real life face to face.
Be a real person it feels better, say hi to the farmer in the flesh. Ask them what types of snakes and bugs and trees they have and a question or two about their livestock and how they upkeep the ranch. They are very busy folks but have always had time to talk with me. A mushroomers experience will grow exponentially by talking with those land owners, more then picking the actual mushrooms will do. Usually a ranch owner and their ranch hands are born and raised true Floridians. They have been in shroom pastures many times more then even the most experienced of Cubensis hunters.
Have a great summer,
Do not mess with the deep south.
Florida, is retarded.
I was trying to think of a nicer way of placing those words here but I haven't figured one out yet.
I have spoke with some of the more retarded of land owners (not all of them) in all of the Sunshine State. For real, living in Florida melts brain cells, or just puts a human at a immediate disadvantage for intellect. And I am not kidding. It is very unique. I am almost convinced it is all of the old grouchy people that move there to die (not live). All of the smart people live in Georgia and Mississippi.
The vast majority of shroomers (trespassers) are not all too bright either. I have no proof of it, but I am one hundred percent certain that Floridian property owners have (somewhere in history) done the worst, and then grabbed a shovel. The land of the free argument, and the past present and future carriers of the great American ways of trespassing on private property. What a great country. When you hear a gun fire off in the distance, that is the sound of freedom.
A-mazing place to hunt mushrooms. Florida has the most unique mycota I have ever witnessed. The nature is simply beautiful. Very unique place in the world.
Perfectly said
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: GGreatOne234]
#8526325 - 06/15/08 12:09 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
GGreatOne234 said:
Do not mess with the deep south.
Florida, is retarded.
I was trying to think of a nicer way of placing those words here but I haven't figured one out yet.
I have spoke with some of the more retarded of land owners (not all of them) in all of the Sunshine State. For real, living in Florida melts brain cells, or just puts a human at a immediate disadvantage for intellect. And I am not kidding. It is very unique. I am almost convinced it is all of the old grouchy people that move there to die (not live). All of the smart people live in Georgia and Mississippi.
The vast majority of shroomers (trespassers) are not all too bright either. I have no proof of it, but I am one hundred percent certain that Floridian property owners have (somewhere in history) done the worst, and then grabbed a shovel. The land of the free argument, and the past present and future carriers of the great American ways of trespassing on private property. What a great country. When you hear a gun fire off in the distance, that is the sound of freedom.
A-mazing place to hunt mushrooms. Florida has the most unique mycota I have ever witnessed. The nature is simply beautiful. Very unique place in the world.
Yeah, if you know where to look and where to look safely.
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: ayshuca]
#8527189 - 06/15/08 05:25 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Some of these old Florida guys wouldnt mind a chance to shoot AT you. I doubt they would want to kill you but if they did there are plenty of canals and gators to take care of bodies.
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: elmanimal]
#8527204 - 06/15/08 05:27 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I doubt they would want to kill you but if they did there are plenty of canals and gators to take care of bodies.
But then the cops would find your abandoned car near the field and it would turn into a whole mess.
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: mushroomhead28]
#8528028 - 06/15/08 10:24 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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yup, id say those look like the ones i pick...i can never get big ones like these, but they look straight to me...idk if anyone else has anything to add about the cuts out of them, but the bruising looks good, the nipple, and coloration...might want to boil them a little and give them a nice clean
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: Alan Rockefeller]
#8528695 - 06/16/08 02:54 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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No no. Keys are in the pockets, put the car in the barn no one will ever know. Bury the car maybe. Push it in a swamp, middle of their five-thousand acres.
Land owners (Old Florida) have slashed tires of people *suspected* to be parking next to their pastureland in order to find mushrooms (trespass).
Police have written down license plates of people *suspected* to be parking next to a pastureland in order to find mushrooms, and track them down. Go to their house, go to their *school* even, search, arrest.
Do not mess with Florida law enforcement, red-neck land owners, and certainly not the judicial system.
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: ayshuca]
#8529304 - 06/16/08 11:43 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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ayshuca said:
can a farmer farmer kill me if he catches me on my property picking mushrooms? i've found some fields and unfortunately there seem to be quite a few red neck posers in my area. the one im gonna try, has beware of dog, so im gonna be pretty careful and see if there are any barks....
btw im sick and tired of having the old "try asking him for permission bullshit" or the old "im collecting mushrooms for a science project". i really doubt that would fucking work and im not risking getting the cops called on without at least touching some shrooms
You asked if you can be killed on your property picking mushrooms.
No!
However, you then asked about other peoples properties. If you are a property owner you would not want someone on your property so think of how others might feel if they catch you on their properties?
I read here years ago from a post by some dude named MJ Shroomer that a Florida Deputy policeman murdered two mushroom pickers whom he told not to come back to a field. the post said he was charged with manslaughter.
I think it is posted in Florida newspaper article at the mushroomjohn.com site
I went to that sites url but the site does not open at that url.
It should be here somewhere in this forum because I first saw it here.
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: future]
#8529651 - 06/16/08 02:15 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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future said:
Legally? No they can't murder you.
Will they? I wouldn't be surprised.
I wouldnt be suprised either, some people have things they dont want seen, others are just anal bastards who will have your head for no good reason
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: ayshuca]
#8529680 - 06/16/08 02:26 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Even worse you could be ass raped and then killed or vice versa.
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: DannyGlick]
#8535138 - 06/17/08 10:29 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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most of the fields i know of are really far from the landowners house
my first hunt and find a car pulled up and my buddy and i had to lay on the grass to not be seen
the trick is to know where the house is
do not use flashlights
dress dark
have an escape route
have a plank suitable for climbing over barbed wire
and a smiff and weston bigger than ron jeremys cock
this thread gives me the fear
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Re: can i legally be killed in Florida for trespassing and picking shrooms? [Re: token matt]
#8666164 - 07/22/08 02:56 AM (14 years, 21 days ago) |
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Hello everyone. I'm brand new to the forums but I live in FL and thought I'd throw in my 2 cents.
A couple people mentioned asking the farmers permission to search their field and I must say it's the best option.
I live between Palatka and Green Cove Springs and one landowner (name remains private) has never had any problem with myself and a couple others searching his property. We even said specifically what we were looking for. Not all Floridians are dumb, single-minded rednecks that have a grudge against hippies. Some are quite friendly and may even show you the best spots.
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: GGreatOne234]
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All of the smart people live in Georgia and Mississippi.
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: DannyGlick]
#10024373 - 03/23/09 06:18 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Even worse you could be ass raped and then killed or vice versa.
Personally I usually only hunt on public property. Thank god, there's an abundance of it where I live. All the forests are publicly accessible, even if parts of them are privately owned. You are just not allowed to remove wood from them, but you can pick mushrooms all you want. For actives that grow in pastures, these are usually separated and far away from the owners' houses and farmers in Germany don't carry guns, so all that might happen is that they bitch at you, but most of the time, as long as you treat their property with respect, they will just let you go about your business. Sometimes they ask you what you are doing, but I always tell them that I am collecting mushrooms and they are fine with that. I once trespassed onto the property of a horse farm and found massive amounts of Liberty Caps there. Then I ran into the owners. They asked me what I was doing and I told them, as usual. All they said was "Don't be eating too many of those, eh?" and went right past.
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: mushroomhead28]
#10024392 - 03/23/09 06:23 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I am in central Fl., also. The shrooms are everywhere!
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: C.M. Mann]
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why are you tired of those two answers to ask or make up a good story? I guess jumping into a field with no permission with a beware of dog sign is a much better idea. Thats why so many kids get arrested every year because of people like you that dont care about anything else but picking some shrooms and getting fucked up. Maybe you should look at it thru that "rednecks" eyes. Some strange kid on his property around his livestock without permission, yeah id say get the hell out too. Ive asked permission to every spot i go to that is located in a field and ive been turned down once. Guess why? Because people had tromped thru his land without asking and left trash everywhere and the gates open so he didnt want that happening again. point is there not gonna call the cops on you for asking its the going in without permission that gets you in jail.
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: token matt]
#10024743 - 03/23/09 09:40 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Don't be afraid to get the answer "No". They world doesn't end,, believe it or not. Just say "Alright Thankyou and walkaway. Or turn around and turn him into sand with you 50 cal. (That's what I would do)
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: GGreatOne234]
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No no. Keys are in the pockets, put the car in the barn no one will ever know. Bury the car maybe. Push it in a swamp, middle of their five-thousand acres.
Land owners (Old Florida) have slashed tires of people *suspected* to be parking next to their pastureland in order to find mushrooms (trespass).
Police have written down license plates of people *suspected* to be parking next to a pastureland in order to find mushrooms, and track them down. Go to their house, go to their *school* even, search, arrest.
Do not mess with Florida law enforcement, red-neck land owners, and certainly not the judicial system.
Weren't you they guy praising how it was legal to have mushrooms in florida GG?
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: Urb]
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No no. Keys are in the pockets, put the car in the barn no one will ever know. Bury the car maybe. Push it in a swamp, middle of their five-thousand acres.
Land owners (Old Florida) have slashed tires of people *suspected* to be parking next to their pastureland in order to find mushrooms (trespass).
Police have written down license plates of people *suspected* to be parking next to a pastureland in order to find mushrooms, and track them down. Go to their house, go to their *school* even, search, arrest.
Do not mess with Florida law enforcement, red-neck land owners, and certainly not the judicial system.
Weren't you they guy praising how it was legal to have mushrooms in florida GG?
at one time he may have been, i'm not sure if that little fresh mushroom law still holds weight here. his spiel about old florida is still true though, people here genuinely do not give a fuck. i know plenty of ripe aged farmers that would kill you and dispose of the body and never lose a wink of sleep over it.
tresspassing down here is NOT reccomended. hell id just assume grow my own before i'd tresspass on these old fuckers land.
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: haxiumen]
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yay for bumping nine month old threads, good job haxiumen
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: MadSeasonAbove]
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: GGreatOne234]
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GGreatOne234 said:
Do not mess with the deep south.
Florida, is retarded.
I was trying to think of a nicer way of placing those words here but I haven't figured one out yet.
For real, living in Florida melts brain cells, or just puts a human at a immediate disadvantage for intellect. And I am not kidding.
hahaha
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: MadSeasonAbove]
#10031729 - 03/24/09 11:47 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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MadSeasonAbove said:
yay for bumping nine month old threads, good job haxiumen
haha, yeah i was just searching for florida and had to defend it, or at least attack georgia and miss, wtf? i totally agree florida has some idiots down here, but so does everywherethefuckelse, especially mississippi, i mean really.
didn't mean to attract the repeats of telling this guy not to be an asshole hunter though, proceed with your newposttopics
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shroomgatherer
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: C.M. Mann]
#10032222 - 03/24/09 01:24 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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C.M. Mann said:
I am in central Fl., also. The shrooms are everywhere!
Haha oldie but goodie thread. The shrooms are not everwhere in Florida right now. It will still be another month or so. damnit
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: shroomgatherer]
#10037735 - 03/25/09 11:37 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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shroomgatherer said:
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C.M. Mann said:
I am in central Fl., also. The shrooms are everywhere!
Haha oldie but goodie thread. The shrooms are not everwhere in Florida right now. It will still be another month or so. damnit
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: Alan Rockefeller]
#19049479 - 10/29/13 12:47 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Alan Rockefeller said:
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I doubt they would want to kill you but if they did there are plenty of canals and gators to take care of bodies.
But then the cops would find your abandoned car near the field and it would turn into a whole mess.
Sounds like the beginning to a John Grisham book!
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: Moorning Due]
#19049534 - 10/29/13 12:57 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Just do pick while wearing a hoodie and eating Skittles 
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Re: can i legally be killed in florida for tresspassing and picking shrooms? [Re: FoxDie]
#19049849 - 10/29/13 02:19 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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As an ex-FL resident and as this thread has been resurrected after 4.5 years, I thought I'd chime in.
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elmanimal said:
Some of these old Florida guys wouldnt mind a chance to shoot AT you. I doubt they would want to kill you but if they did there are plenty of canals and gators to take care of bodies.
I got hit in the knee/shin with a rock-salt laden shotgun blast over a decade ago. It was almost as much agony as kidney stones. Prosecution was dropped. It seemed as if their anti-government tendency leads them to distrust cops almost as much as we do.
The point being, when you're on their land, they set the rules. "Stand your ground" has now been upheld in a very public way, and if you don't engage with the property holder, expect any form of repercussion.
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