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OfflineGainer
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Re: Joke Time [Re: Newbie]
    #8486462 - 06/05/08 01:30 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "You're going to get laid tonight".

A bit surprised, she asks, "Really? How do you know that? Are you psychic?"

"No, I'm just stronger than you".


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Re: Joke Time [Re: Newbie]
    #8486463 - 06/05/08 01:31 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl2: 
I'm going to have to remember that one.


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Re: Joke Time [Re: Gainer]
    #8486466 - 06/05/08 01:32 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

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Re: Joke Time [Re: lbtchnlgs]
    #8486470 - 06/05/08 01:33 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

lbtchnlgs said:
damnit, you have ate that laffy taffy as well? If you are a laffy taffy fan, then im outa jokes




Sounds like a Mitch Hedberg joke.

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