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UnholyChild666
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Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!!
#8466648 - 05/31/08 06:46 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I ordered a bong online and right around the time it was suppose to come I could hear my neighbor talking to someone and I heard him say "I took his package, so he won't be getting it." I just thought it was a weird coincidence. But now my package hasn't come and now I'm fucking pissed as hell. I mean what can I do? I have no proof, and I know he threw it away. The jackass mail fucker bastard for whatever reason thought it was okay to leave my package in the hallway of my apartment were anyone can grab it. You think i can get it reimbursed? This time I'll go to the post office and let them know to hold any package that can't fit in my mailbox. I just assumed a 16 inch long package would have required a signature.
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8466659 - 05/31/08 06:55 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Tampering with your mail is a federal offense. Go online, search for a copy of the law, and tape it to the fuckers door.
Tell him unless he reimburses you for your out of pocket expenses for the discarded package contents, he'll be paying 1000x that amount as a retainer to a lawyer to defend himself against federal charges. N.B.
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: Nature Boy]
#8466660 - 05/31/08 06:56 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah great but I have NO proof I just slightly overheard these words from inside my apartment through the door.
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: Nature Boy]
#8466666 - 05/31/08 07:01 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nature Boy said: Tampering with your mail is a federal offense. Go online, search for a copy of the law, and tape it to the fuckers door.
Tell him unless he reimburses you for your out of pocket expenses for the discarded package contents, he'll be paying 1000x that amount as a retainer to a lawyer to defend himself against federal charges. N.B.
Unholychild: That sucks, next time make sure the package is signature required.
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: Chemy]
#8466669 - 05/31/08 07:02 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Chemy said:
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Nature Boy said: Tampering with your mail is a federal offense. Go online, search for a copy of the law, and tape it to the fuckers door.
Tell him unless he reimburses you for your out of pocket expenses for the discarded package contents, he'll be paying 1000x that amount as a retainer to a lawyer to defend himself against federal charges. N.B.
Unholychild: That sucks, next time make sure the package is signature required.
well every other package I had to sign for besides some used CD's I bought from amazon.
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8466671 - 05/31/08 07:05 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kill him, that's what I would do, mm-hmm, oh yeah
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8466672 - 05/31/08 07:05 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Actually, you DO have pretty good proof.
Motive, opportunity, the conversation you overheard, and the failure of the package to arrive into your hands raises a pretty good argument that he stole it.
Res ipsa loquitur..."The thing speaks for itself."
If I were you, I'd still let him know that mail tampering is a federal offense with SEVERE penalties. If nothing else, it'll have a chilling effect on his willingness to do it again.
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: Nature Boy]
#8466676 - 05/31/08 07:12 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah but they could try and say I did get it and just want money out of the deal. I had NO TRACKING NUMBER, I got high and forgot to ask for one so the package doesn't exist besides the receipt. I mean going to court and everything would be too stressful for me, really bad. Plus over a bong? I also overheard he is moving too so fuck yeah. It was $180 too which sucks. I know he smashed it in the dumpster. Trash already came 2 or 3 times since then.
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: Nature Boy]
#8466688 - 05/31/08 07:22 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nature Boy said: Actually, you DO have pretty good proof.
Motive, opportunity, the conversation you overheard, and the failure of the package to arrive into your hands raises a pretty good argument that he stole it.
Res ipsa loquitur..."The thing speaks for itself."
If I were you, I'd still let him know that mail tampering is a federal offense with SEVERE penalties. If nothing else, it'll have a chilling effect on his willingness to do it again.
N.B.
This is not a murder case,
I can see the feds kicking the guys door in to search for evidence and postal inspectors going door to door in the apartment building asking if anyone saw anything on the day in question.
I can see it now CSI teams gathering trace evidence at unholychilds door and testing cigarrette butts for DNA.
Unholychild I'm not making light of your situation, it sucks.
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: Chemy]
#8466695 - 05/31/08 07:29 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah I know theres nothing I can do but slash his tires and I'm not going to risk myself for that fucker, he might he thinks I can't do anything because it's a bong and I smoke pot. I'm sure if the company won't refund it, my credit card company might, I know people who have been reimbursed for packages they never received. There was no signature required so theres no proof I got it, no tracking number which should have been automatically applied to something like that. I'll get the money back some how and a new bong!
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: Chemy]
#8466700 - 05/31/08 07:32 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Chemy said:
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Nature Boy said: Actually, you DO have pretty good proof.
Motive, opportunity, the conversation you overheard, and the failure of the package to arrive into your hands raises a pretty good argument that he stole it.
Res ipsa loquitur..."The thing speaks for itself."
If I were you, I'd still let him know that mail tampering is a federal offense with SEVERE penalties. If nothing else, it'll have a chilling effect on his willingness to do it again.
N.B.
This is not a murder case,
I can see the feds kicking the guys door in to search for evidence and postal inspectors going door to door in the apartment building asking if anyone saw anything on the day in question.
I can see it now CSI teams gathering trace evidence at unholychilds door and testing cigarrette butts for DNA.
Unholychild I'm not making light of your situation, it sucks.
oh I know
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: Chemy]
#8466719 - 05/31/08 07:53 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Chemy said:
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Nature Boy said: Tampering with your mail is a federal offense. Go online, search for a copy of the law, and tape it to the fuckers door.
Tell him unless he reimburses you for your out of pocket expenses for the discarded package contents, he'll be paying 1000x that amount as a retainer to a lawyer to defend himself against federal charges. N.B.
Unholychild: That sucks, next time make sure the package is signature required.
From their Website:
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Unfortunately, we are not able to arrange any special delivery requirements. We use the services of the Czech post and its partners, eg. USPS in the USA. If you are not at home at the moment of the delivery, a notification will be left for you and you can collect your delivery at the local post office.
Apparently not, I called the post office no package.
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8466737 - 05/31/08 08:06 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Haha you have a cool neihbour
Lol
not
search for some revenge websites
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8466748 - 05/31/08 08:13 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Are you SURE you heard that? I've dealt with auditory hallucinations a bit (not sure if I'm going schizophrenic or what) but sometimes what you hear isn't what people have said and your package might even show up tomorrow. If you check their website there's pretty good estimates of when it will show up at the latest.
Otherwise yes, revenge is delicious.
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8466753 - 05/31/08 08:16 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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UnholyChild666 said:
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Chemy said:
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Nature Boy said: Tampering with your mail is a federal offense. Go online, search for a copy of the law, and tape it to the fuckers door.
Tell him unless he reimburses you for your out of pocket expenses for the discarded package contents, he'll be paying 1000x that amount as a retainer to a lawyer to defend himself against federal charges. N.B.
Unholychild: That sucks, next time make sure the package is signature required.
From their Website:
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Unfortunately, we are not able to arrange any special delivery requirements. We use the services of the Czech post and its partners, eg. USPS in the USA. If you are not at home at the moment of the delivery, a notification will be left for you and you can collect your delivery at the local post office.
Apparently not, I called the post office no package.
Hopefully it was insured, but it could be in customs, I would contact the company to see what can be done about you not receiving the package.
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8466754 - 05/31/08 08:18 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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UnholyChild666 said: From their Website:
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Unfortunately, we are not able to arrange any special delivery requirements. We use the services of the Czech post and its partners, eg. USPS in the USA. If you are not at home at the moment of the delivery, a notification will be left for you and you can collect your delivery at the local post office.
Apparently not, I called the post office no package.
take it up with the post office, they'll have to reimburse you for the purchase price
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: Wysefool]
#8466756 - 05/31/08 08:18 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah I'm damn sure.
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8466761 - 05/31/08 08:21 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anyway what kind of a bong was it?
I bet your neighbour had a lot of pleausure braking it at the dmster
I know my mother broke my old bong which i kept at her house it was a 200 dollar G SPot with a frigging DIFFUSER in it. She broke that and thru it out
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: Jalruza]
#8466775 - 05/31/08 08:27 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8466779 - 05/31/08 08:31 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah, i can definetly see your neighbour holding bong by its end and smashing it against the pavment lol
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: Jalruza]
#8466781 - 05/31/08 08:32 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm sure it smokes great.
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8467076 - 05/31/08 11:18 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Damn I remember your post about your asshole neighbor bothering you about smoking pot. At this point I'd be defacing property.
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: Newbie]
#8468366 - 05/31/08 07:06 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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It would cost you some money but... You could buy another one... and set up a pinhole camera to monitor right outside your door... You might want to order something other than a bong so you won't have to explain yourself to the authorities, unless he was able to see that it was a bong by the return address and that's why he took it. There isn't anything inherently illegal about ordering a bong but still it might be nice not to have to worry about them deciding to monitor your place because of it. If you order something over $400 and get him on grand theft also.
*If you just want to yell at the motherfucker you could just put a box outside your door and wait for him, but he might realize something is wrong and it wouldn't be tampering with the mail and still might be difficult to prove, especially if you blow up and beat the crap out of him when you see him take it and then have to worry about assault charges lol.
Edited by DieSpectra (05/31/08 07:09 PM)
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: Newbie]
#8468497 - 05/31/08 07:52 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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NewbieShroomie said: Damn I remember your post about your asshole neighbor bothering you about smoking pot. At this point I'd be defacing property.
it's okay he's moving
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8468524 - 05/31/08 08:01 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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YOU SHOULD KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKER!~
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Re: Pretty sure my neighbor stole my bong!!!!!!!! [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8468686 - 05/31/08 08:50 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Why not just ask the seller for a tracking number to see if it's been delivered yet?
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