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if CIA would try to kill you
    #8466611 - 05/31/08 06:08 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

how would they do that?

theoretically speaking.


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8466613 - 05/31/08 06:12 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

It wouldn't matter they are the CIA, they do as they please and the government doesn't do shit about it.


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #8466617 - 05/31/08 06:15 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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It wouldn't matter they are the CIA, they do as they please and the government doesn't do shit about it.




I agree


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #8466618 - 05/31/08 06:15 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

lets say you are an ordinary citizen, not the president of iran, so they couldn't use snipers or pipe bombs, but they could just push you in front of a truck or whatever.


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8466619 - 05/31/08 06:17 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

well since your an ordinary joe gun would be the best way to go, take your wallet, looks like robbery.


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #8466623 - 05/31/08 06:21 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

A heart attack can be surprisingly easy to induce. Why do you ask...worried?


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: blewmeanie]
    #8466627 - 05/31/08 06:23 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

When the CIA killed me it was by administration of intravenous hamster overdose. It was all fuzzy for about four seconds and then...faded to black.


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: blewmeanie]
    #8466628 - 05/31/08 06:24 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

They'd stick a cancer needle inside your boot


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8466630 - 05/31/08 06:26 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Abduction then killed followed by dumping of the body at 10,000 feet over the nearest ocean.


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: numonkei]
    #8466651 - 05/31/08 06:48 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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When the CIA killed me it was by administration of intravenous hamster overdose. It was all fuzzy for about four seconds and then...faded to black.




my god... those bastards are such bastards

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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Chemy]
    #8466693 - 05/31/08 07:26 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

This is a bizarre thread.

They could kidnap you, then dispose of you however. Or poison you. Or beat you/rob you. Basically any possible way it is to be murdered they could do assuming they have the resources, then make sure they take over the investigation and make it disappear.

This is assuming they would this to be a secret. but most things the CIA does are pretty secretive so Ill assume thats what you meant.


They could give you a lethal overdose of a drug.

I am not sure why I'm randomly coming up with possible ways the CIA could kill you/me/someone.

they could expose you to a deadly disease.. etc.

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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: AegentMonty]
    #8467014 - 05/31/08 10:42 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Bizarre, self-important, paranoid thread.

Are you that important? Using a few rec. drugs and promoting them online won´t be enough, you know

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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Shroomnibbler]
    #8467027 - 05/31/08 10:52 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Bizarre, self-important, paranoid




Seems to sum up the mindstate that would lead to these concerns. B0red5tiff, you haven't by any chance been taking any paranoia-inducing drugs lately, have you?

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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8467395 - 05/31/08 01:28 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)
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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: The_Ghost]
    #8467411 - 05/31/08 01:34 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I thought that the CIA was international and the FBI was domestic? So correct me if im wrong but the CIA wouldn't do it, the FBI would?


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: learningtofly]
    #8467416 - 05/31/08 01:36 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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I thought that the CIA was international and the FBI was domestic? So correct me if im wrong but the CIA wouldn't do it, the FBI would?



They would if you;re important enough ;p


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: learningtofly]
    #8467429 - 05/31/08 01:42 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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I thought that the CIA was international and the FBI was domestic? So correct me if im wrong but the CIA wouldn't do it, the FBI would?



Well, since boredstiff isn't US domestic, I guess the CIA would do it right?


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Chemy]
    #8467467 - 05/31/08 02:05 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

CIA and FBI are small potatoes. My money is NSA would do it if anyone.

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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8467505 - 05/31/08 02:18 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

i was just listening to Non-Phixion and reading Jalruza's threads, everyone just chill out. clearly these kind of theoretical questions make some people nerveous :tinfoil:


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8467525 - 05/31/08 02:24 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Your ass would never be seen again, I'm sure of that much.

No trail, no witnesses, no evidence, no suspects, no body. Just *poof* erased from existence :tinfoil:

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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Robo]
    #8467534 - 05/31/08 02:27 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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My money is NSA would do it if anyone.




Agreed. :tinfoil:

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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8467617 - 05/31/08 02:57 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Poison to induce liver failure in my beer at a party. Couldn't get much easier then that


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8467685 - 05/31/08 03:13 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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how would they do that?

theoretically speaking.




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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8470360 - 06/01/08 09:22 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

If they were going to try to kill me the would do it on march 15th, 2021 at 12:27 pm, by sending two agents after me while I am in a hotel room in southern Mexico, trying to evade domestic and foreign authorities after taking up sides with an opposing faction after the onset of world war three.

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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: AegentMonty]
    #8470401 - 06/01/08 09:36 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

from what ive learned about these agencies, they line all of your faucets with poison. At the point where the water comes out they rub some type of agent on every spout in the house. Over time you die and nobody can figure out why.


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #8470415 - 06/01/08 09:40 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I think you would just already be dead and you never would have made this post.


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8470430 - 06/01/08 09:47 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

They'd probably fail at killing me 638 times like Castro.


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: g00ru]
    #8470438 - 06/01/08 09:49 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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I think you would just already be dead and you never would have made this post.


oh i really didnt read this right. I thought this meant like in general. If they were going to kill me it would be easy. Poison bucket of chicken. And random newports laying around.


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8470448 - 06/01/08 09:52 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

They wouldn't use some advanced shit and possibly compromise their technology.

For your average Joe? A robbery or home invasion where you get killed by "thugs" which ofcourse is a highly trained team making it look like a petty crime.

Some usual suspects are rounded up and put in jail on damning "evidence" and the matter is "solved".


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Asante]
    #8470466 - 06/01/08 09:56 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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They wouldn't use some advanced shit and possibly compromise their technology.

For your average Joe? A robbery or home invasion where you get killed by "thugs" which ofcourse is a highly trained team making it look like a petty crime.

Some usual suspects are rounded up and put in jail on damning "evidence" and the matter is "solved".




but it wuznt me offisah!!!!  :noway:

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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: g00ru]
    #8470471 - 06/01/08 09:57 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

poison probably

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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: birdmanc]
    #8470552 - 06/01/08 10:30 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Polonium.

Earthquake:lol:


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Re: if CIA would try to kill you [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8470980 - 06/01/08 12:52 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

usually when we want to kill a person, we just shot them in the head. no cover up needed, unless it's somebody important, in which case, we easily put them in a plot.

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