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I'm gonna write a book titled The Sex Diet
    #8457531 - 05/28/08 10:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

so when we're releasing all our testosterone, we'll use our cholesterol to synthesis more.

As of now, it's 1 page. Maybe it should be a pamphlet?

Who's in on it? Maybe I could market it on the shroomery.

I'll embellish a little bit saying how you shouldn't be monotonous and basically have everything in moderation, which includes sexual positions and partners. Throw in some mumbo jumbo about the alkaline nature of seminal fluid in contrast to the acidic vagina... Soul mates based on whether their pHs cancel each other out to be neutral. I COULD SELL pH METERS AND LITMUS PAPER!!!! Oh fuck! AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, I'll throw some astrology correlations in there as well, throw some test results and graphs that obviously support all my claims and on top of it all, I'll be rolling around in my own fecal mess with joy.

I need someone who's good with public relations so I can really get this out there.


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: I'm gonna write a book titled The Sex Diet [Re: Cracka_X]
    #8457781 - 05/28/08 10:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I need someone who's good with public relations so I can really get this out there.

I will say anything.  I'm in.  Minus the fecal mess joy rollin crescendo.
Can I produce an advertisement using binaural beats that inserts thoughts into your audiences head while in a dissociated state.:uptosomething:


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Re: I'm gonna write a book titled The Sex Diet [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8458242 - 05/29/08 12:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

agreed, but in order to op out of the fecal celebration you gotta do a side project spreading the gospel of black jesus.


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: I'm gonna write a book titled The Sex Diet [Re: Cracka_X]
    #8458274 - 05/29/08 01:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:yinyang:

How about Grey Jesus??:uptosomething:


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Re: I'm gonna write a book titled The Sex Diet [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8458285 - 05/29/08 01:03 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

ooooo :strokebeard:  you're on to something, my friend.  and I like it


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For water benefits all things
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It provides for all people
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In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: I'm gonna write a book titled The Sex Diet [Re: Cracka_X]
    #8458706 - 05/29/08 06:39 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Holy shit you guys are gonna make megabucks


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                                                part of the world belongs to me
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Re: I'm gonna write a book titled The Sex Diet [Re: zouden]
    #8458852 - 05/29/08 08:23 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

we might need scientific notation to count all the cash flowing in.


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: I'm gonna write a book titled The Sex Diet [Re: zouden]
    #8459153 - 05/29/08 10:26 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

zouden said:
Holy shit you guys are gonna make megabucks




The data clearly shows that in head to head studies...
This product outperforms the competition in our target audience of 15-29 year olds.


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Re: I'm gonna write a book titled The Sex Diet (moved) [Re: Cracka_X]
    #8463314 - 05/30/08 11:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

This thread was moved from Philosophy & Spirituality.

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Off topic. This belong in the Science and Technology forum.

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Re: I'm gonna write a book titled The Sex Diet [Re: Cracka_X]
    #8463721 - 05/30/08 01:04 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Cracka_X said:
you shouldn't be monotonous 




Yes, monotony sucks. :tongue2:

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