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Jadian
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My roommates are such sharing individuals
#8455589 - 05/28/08 02:24 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Now if only I could get them to start sharing their own shit instead of sharing mine while I'm at work 
"You'll just grow more" is not a reason to take a bunch of my shit without asking or telling me about it. I hate having to resort to hiding shit in my own room from my own girlfriend and roommate.
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mindspin
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: Jadian]
#8455594 - 05/28/08 02:26 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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ouch dude, yeah that's rough. I had a similar situation not too long ago, my roommate went into my room when she was pissed drunk and took like 2 grams of keif out of my grinder, pretty lame.
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DragonChaser
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: Jadian]
#8455599 - 05/28/08 02:26 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Simple solution- every time they steal from you, drug them right as they're about to go to bed, and then buttrape them while they are unconscious. Eventually, their minds will associate theft from you with painful assholes in the morning, and every time they think of thieving from you, they will feel an unexplainable aversion to the action.
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: DragonChaser]
#8455613 - 05/28/08 02:30 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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^ worked for me
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Jadian
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: DragonChaser]
#8455633 - 05/28/08 02:40 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
DragonChaser said: Simple solution- every time they steal from you, drug them right as they're about to go to bed, and then buttrape them while they are unconscious. Eventually, their minds will associate theft from you with painful assholes in the morning, and every time they think of thieving from you, they will feel an unexplainable aversion to the action.
This was actually happening to a guy I know. His dorm room roommate would apparently dose him with date rape drugs or whatever and invite his gay friends over to.. umm.. well I stopped the story-teller there and I will stop there as well because this should only be taken as far as your imagination is willing to go.
Anyway, really fucked up story. I do want a safe.
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: Jadian]
#8455649 - 05/28/08 02:44 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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ya ive have shiesty roomates as well lameeeeeeeee
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: Jadian]
#8455736 - 05/28/08 03:11 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jadian said:
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DragonChaser said: Simple solution- every time they steal from you, drug them right as they're about to go to bed, and then buttrape them while they are unconscious. Eventually, their minds will associate theft from you with painful assholes in the morning, and every time they think of thieving from you, they will feel an unexplainable aversion to the action.
This was actually happening to a guy I know. His dorm room roommate would apparently dose him with date rape drugs or whatever and invite his gay friends over to.. umm.. well I stopped the story-teller there and I will stop there as well because this should only be taken as far as your imagination is willing to go.
Anyway, really fucked up story. I do want a safe.
Dear god, I hope you're kidding.
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: DragonChaser]
#8455947 - 05/28/08 04:31 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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my roommate wears tight jeans and carries a messenger bag. hes too scared of me to even touch something of mine without my permission.
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: Chadolac]
#8455955 - 05/28/08 04:33 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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awww. Be nice to the guy 
You don't want to scare him off do you?
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: never.never.land]
#8455982 - 05/28/08 04:40 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sounds like you need to learn the fine art of choke out intimidation. When someone realizes that you not only can, but are willing to choke them within an inch of their life they tend to be allot more respectful.
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: blewmeanie]
#8456414 - 05/28/08 05:57 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol. Sounds like my brother way back when. I never did learn though!
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: never.never.land]
#8456450 - 05/28/08 06:03 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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So they took your things without asking, and you proceeded to....post about it on the shroomery?!. For shame sir! . Take some action!. Nemo me impune lacessit "No one provokes me with impunity"
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: Irdamage]
#8456470 - 05/28/08 06:06 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Or if your more the passive aggressive type, you could just wait for them to leave, and take absolutely every last thing they own, and move it in your room.
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: never.never.land]
#8456475 - 05/28/08 06:06 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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never.never.land said: lol. Sounds like my brother way back when. I never did learn though!
I use to glue my bothers stuff together..
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: never.never.land]
#8456495 - 05/28/08 06:09 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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The next time they touch your stuff, dont be afraid to phone Chuck.
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Jadian
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: blewmeanie]
#8456539 - 05/28/08 06:17 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said: Or if your more the passive aggressive type, you could just wait for them to leave, and take absolutely every last thing they own, and move it in your room.
No that's my roommate, he's the passive aggressive one. I don't mind sharing with everybody I just want it to be on my terms, not done when I'm unaware.
And honestly there's not a whole lot you can do when you're dealing with your girlfriend and your partner in operations. Except put the shit where they can't find it, which is exactly what I'm going to do. If they don't know about it, they can't take it, ask for it, or anything else.
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: gENERIX]
#8456560 - 05/28/08 06:22 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol All the advise you will ever need. read this book
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Jadian
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: blewmeanie]
#8456610 - 05/28/08 06:33 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I may watch his movies, but I will never... never... buy a book from Chuck Norris that isn't titled "How to be as badass as Chuck Norris"
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never.never.land
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Re: My roommates are such sharing individuals [Re: Brainiac]
#8456951 - 05/28/08 07:47 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Brainiac said:
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never.never.land said: lol. Sounds like my brother way back when. I never did learn though!
I use to glue my bothers stuff together..
lol. My brother sent me to the hospital twice.
The other brother just took shit from me.
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