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Madtowntripper
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Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick
#8440564 - 05/24/08 02:35 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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This is bullshit. I'm never sick.
I know where I got it from too. I had some hours to kill the other day before work and was drinking coffee at a friends house with his bastard little snot-nosed kids running around.
Little fucking germ factories, I swear to god.
Ugh, I feel like shit.
Just ordered some really spicy thai to try and sweat it out.
Grrr.
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Felinor
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echinachea all the way bro.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Madtowntripper said: This is bullshit. I'm never sick.
I know where I got it from too. I had some hours to kill the other day before work and was drinking coffee at a friends house with his bastard little snot-nosed kids running around.
Little fucking germ factories, I swear to god.
Ugh, I feel like shit.
Just ordered some really spicy thai to try and sweat it out.
Grrr.
One of the top reasons not to ever have kids...
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Madtowntripper
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I agree 100%.
I'm convinced that rather than from some Russian germ-weapons factory in the frozen tundra of Siberia the next great super-bug that kills billions will be spawned in a Little Tykes Day Care in some corner of Suburban America.
Sure did kick my ass.
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Ripple
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Kids are nothing but little germ spreaders!
They have a little runny nose and next thing you know your sick for two weeks!
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: Ripple]
#8441436 - 05/24/08 07:15 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thank god I work with all young people who don't have kids yet.
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Madtowntripper
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Yeah, being old is all fucked up.
I turn 25 in August.
That is ridiculous.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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I turn 26 in November and the thought of having a kid has not crossed my mind once. You know the saying "you were just an itch in your daddy's pants"? I haven't had any itch.
Which is good on multiple levels.
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jewunit
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Old timer
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Madtowntripper
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Penguarky Tunguin said: I turn 26 in November and the thought of having a kid has not crossed my mind once. You know the saying "you were just an itch in your daddy's pants"? I haven't had any itch.
Which is good on multiple levels.
Yes, I have no desire to have any children at any time in the near future. I mean, my own life is nearly unmanageable. I cannot imagine having to provide for and care for some helpless little parasitic half-clone of myself.
Christ, even the thought of the fucking thing is frightening.
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misterdogman
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Quote:
Madtowntripper said: This is bullshit. I'm never sick.
I know where I got it from too. I had some hours to kill the other day before work and was drinking coffee at a friends house with his bastard little snot-nosed kids running around.
Little fucking germ factories, I swear to god.
Ugh, I feel like shit.
Just ordered some really spicy thai to try and sweat it out.
Grrr.
Worst new post in memory.... paybacks r a bitch so get over it and have kids then your immune system wont be such a bitch like you...
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demiu5
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Quote:
Penguarky Tunguin said: I turn 26 in November and the thought of having a kid has not crossed my mind once. You know the saying "you were just an itch in your daddy's pants"? I haven't had any itch.
Which is good on multiple levels.
heh, i'm 21 and can't wait to have a kid (as an expression, i can definitely put it off another 5-10 years). but i know it's going to be fucking awesome to have a little monkey running around the house
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: demiu5]
#8441705 - 05/24/08 08:28 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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i havent been sick since december of 06'
that was the first time i had been sick in well over 3 years, it was 2 months into the relationship with the fiancee and she brought some shit home from pediatrics at the hospital she works at. my immune system is superb
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: demiu5]
#8441706 - 05/24/08 08:29 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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demius said:
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Penguarky Tunguin said: I turn 26 in November and the thought of having a kid has not crossed my mind once. You know the saying "you were just an itch in your daddy's pants"? I haven't had any itch.
Which is good on multiple levels.
heh, i'm 21 and can't wait to have a kid (as an expression, i can definitely put it off another 5-10 years). but i know it's going to be fucking awesome to have a little monkey running around the house
me too man. me and the fiancee are going to start trying in about 3 years.
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MOTH
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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8441718 - 05/24/08 08:31 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey guys, I'm SO GLAD I'm not the only "old person" around here...
I'm 25...
I still feel like an infant though! Life is getting good.
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misterdogman
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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: MOTH]
#8441733 - 05/24/08 08:34 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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MOTH said: Hey guys, I'm SO GLAD I'm not the only "old person" around here...
I'm 25...
I still feel like an infant though! Life is getting good.
your only 25...some of your posts seem so wise...im 29 am still feel dumb..keep up the good work.
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thePatient
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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: MOTH]
#8441746 - 05/24/08 08:37 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Since when is 25 considered an "old timer"?
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: thePatient]
#8441754 - 05/24/08 08:40 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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when most people are under 21 here lol.
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MOTH
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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8441840 - 05/24/08 09:04 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, that.
I don't actually think 25 is old at all.
No matter what age you are; it's the perfect age!
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: MOTH]
#8441960 - 05/24/08 09:41 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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if i could pick an age to stick with for eternity, it would be 25.
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