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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick
    #8440564 - 05/24/08 02:35 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

This is bullshit. I'm never sick.

I know where I got it from too. I had some hours to kill the other day before work and was drinking coffee at a friends house with his bastard little snot-nosed kids running around.

Little fucking germ factories, I swear to god.

Ugh, I feel like shit.

Just ordered some really spicy thai to try and sweat it out.

Grrr.


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8440594 - 05/24/08 02:47 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

echinachea all the way bro.


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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8440757 - 05/24/08 03:41 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Madtowntripper said:
This is bullshit. I'm never sick.

I know where I got it from too. I had some hours to kill the other day before work and was drinking coffee at a friends house with his bastard little snot-nosed kids running around.

Little fucking germ factories, I swear to god.

Ugh, I feel like shit.

Just ordered some really spicy thai to try and sweat it out.

Grrr.




One of the top reasons not to ever have kids...


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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8440813 - 05/24/08 03:59 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I agree 100%.

I'm convinced that rather than from some Russian germ-weapons factory in the frozen tundra of Siberia the next great super-bug that kills billions will be spawned in a Little Tykes Day Care in some corner of Suburban America.

Sure did kick my ass.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8440823 - 05/24/08 04:03 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Kids are nothing but little germ spreaders!

They have a little runny nose and next thing you know your sick for two weeks!


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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: Ripple]
    #8441436 - 05/24/08 07:15 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Thank god I work with all young people who don't have kids yet.  :smile:


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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8441454 - 05/24/08 07:21 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, being old is all fucked up.

I turn 25 in August.

That is ridiculous.


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8441467 - 05/24/08 07:27 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I turn 26 in November and the thought of having a kid has not crossed my mind once.  You know the saying "you were just an itch in your daddy's pants"?  I haven't had any itch.  :lol:

Which is good on multiple levels.


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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8441468 - 05/24/08 07:27 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:
Old timer


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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8441499 - 05/24/08 07:35 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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I turn 26 in November and the thought of having a kid has not crossed my mind once.  You know the saying "you were just an itch in your daddy's pants"?  I haven't had any itch.  :lol:

Which is good on multiple levels.




Yes, I have no desire to have any children at any time in the near future.  I mean, my own life is nearly unmanageable.  I cannot imagine having to provide for and care for some helpless little parasitic half-clone of myself.

Christ, even the thought of the fucking thing is frightening.


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8441628 - 05/24/08 08:10 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Madtowntripper said:
This is bullshit. I'm never sick.

I know where I got it from too. I had some hours to kill the other day before work and was drinking coffee at a friends house with his bastard little snot-nosed kids running around.

Little fucking germ factories, I swear to god.

Ugh, I feel like shit.

Just ordered some really spicy thai to try and sweat it out.

Grrr.


Worst new post in memory.... paybacks r a bitch so get over it and have kids then your immune system wont be such a bitch like you...


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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8441641 - 05/24/08 08:13 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Penguarky Tunguin said:
I turn 26 in November and the thought of having a kid has not crossed my mind once.  You know the saying "you were just an itch in your daddy's pants"?  I haven't had any itch.  :lol:

Which is good on multiple levels.





heh, i'm 21 and can't wait to have a kid (as an expression, i can definitely put it  off another 5-10 years).  but i know it's going to be fucking awesome to have a little monkey running around the house


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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: demiu5]
    #8441705 - 05/24/08 08:28 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i havent been sick since december of 06'    :awesome:

that was the first time i had been sick in well over 3 years, it was 2 months into the relationship with the fiancee and she brought some shit home from pediatrics at the hospital she works at.  my immune system is superb :smile:


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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: demiu5]
    #8441706 - 05/24/08 08:29 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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demius said:
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
I turn 26 in November and the thought of having a kid has not crossed my mind once.  You know the saying "you were just an itch in your daddy's pants"?  I haven't had any itch.  :lol:

Which is good on multiple levels.





heh, i'm 21 and can't wait to have a kid (as an expression, i can definitely put it  off another 5-10 years).  but i know it's going to be fucking awesome to have a little monkey running around the house




me too man.  me and the fiancee are going to start trying in about 3 years.


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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8441718 - 05/24/08 08:31 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Hey guys, I'm SO GLAD I'm not the only "old person" around here...

I'm 25...

I still feel like an infant though! Life is getting good.

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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: MOTH]
    #8441733 - 05/24/08 08:34 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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MOTH said:
Hey guys, I'm SO GLAD I'm not the only "old person" around here...

I'm 25...

I still feel like an infant though! Life is getting good.


your only 25...some of your posts seem so wise...im 29 am still feel dumb..keep up the good work.


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"Everyday is opposite day. Everything I say is opposite of what you think I am saying. So if I say something and you think I mean one thing it is the opposite of what I am really trying to say. I actually mean another thing other than what you are thinking I am saying. Get it? Good because that's what I meant".
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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: MOTH]
    #8441746 - 05/24/08 08:37 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Since when is 25 considered an "old timer"? :crazy:


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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: thePatient]
    #8441754 - 05/24/08 08:40 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

when most people are under 21 here lol.


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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8441840 - 05/24/08 09:04 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, that. 

I don't actually think 25 is old at all.  :wink: 

No matter what age you are; it's the perfect age!

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Re: Holy Shit I'm Fucking Sick [Re: MOTH]
    #8441960 - 05/24/08 09:41 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

if i could pick an age to stick with for eternity, it would be 25.


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