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Anonymous #1

Swollen bollock
    #8401653 - 05/14/08 04:47 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I've had 1 ball bigger than the other for about a year or 2 now.

I thought it was cancer but there are no lumps that I can find.

I just got 1 ball bigger than the other,

am I normal?

P.S I'm not going to no doctor, only people seeing deez nuts is when they creamin in yer face (oh and the popo that 1 time I got strip searched)


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Anonymous #2

Re: Swollen bollock [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8401665 - 05/14/08 04:49 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Is it the left one?  If it is -- you're normal. :thumbup:

If not... I'm afraid you're going to die. :sad:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Swollen bollock [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8401689 - 05/14/08 04:53 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Its the right ball,
my right anyway.

I don't mind dieing that much, lifes pretty shit. Just hope its better on da other side.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Swollen bollock [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8401809 - 05/14/08 05:20 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Sorry to give you the bad news............but on the other side one nut will be smaller than the other one.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Swollen bollock [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8402695 - 05/14/08 09:23 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

i've noticed my balls aren't smooth at all.. they are irregularly shaped with bumps and shit. that bad?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Swollen bollock [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8404851 - 05/15/08 10:46 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Its called cancer son


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Anonymous #5

Re: Swollen bollock [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8406500 - 05/15/08 07:02 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

whenever i take a shower i can feela nice lump on my left nut. sometimes its there, sometimes its not. freaks me out. i dont feel like goign to see a doctor, so if i die, i die. i dont want to liv ewith one nut.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Swollen bollock [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8410253 - 05/16/08 05:05 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I don't mind dieing that much, lifes pretty shit.




Well, that's good, because if you're unwilling to let a doctor see your balls chances are you'll die young.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Swollen bollock [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8412099 - 05/17/08 07:10 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Fuck sake fucking cunt fuck u[p my plans
i cantr be arsed witrh this gay bioy shit fuck offffffffffffff fuck offffffffffff


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Anonymous #7

Re: Swollen bollock [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8417363 - 05/18/08 05:33 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

You guys are seriously far to insecure than you need be. Doctors honestly don't care, in a bad analogy it is to them what seeing a dead body is to a pathologist.
Anyway, in reply to the first post, it could may possibly be Hydrocele due to a blocked lymphatic duct. My other guess is testicular cancer because there is no pain which rules out orchitis and testicular torsion.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Swollen bollock [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8417382 - 05/18/08 05:39 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

NIGGERS, LOL


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Anonymous #1

Re: Swollen bollock [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8419729 - 05/19/08 11:19 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

So how do I test it 2 c if its cancerous?


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Anonymous #7

Re: Swollen bollock [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8420455 - 05/19/08 03:23 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Not too much you can do, need to go to a doctor really.


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