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OfflineIrdamage
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Re: Should I stop shaving my face? [Re: sam420]
    #8412253 - 05/17/08 09:16 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Only until you can get some killer mutton chops in there.

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OfflineSnape
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Re: Should I stop shaving my face? [Re: two_rivers]
    #8412456 - 05/17/08 10:56 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

two_rivers said:
if i don't shave i look like a warewolf....





Hypertrichosis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypertrichosis


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I'm drifting away from the shore
I will be lost in the dream when the dark days come
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InvisibleLayYouIn
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Re: Should I stop shaving my face? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #8412516 - 05/17/08 11:32 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
grow it all out till its ungodly long, then shave it all off and save it for later




CAN I SMOKE IT!?!

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InvisibleMojo
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Re: Should I stop shaving my face? [Re: LayYouIn]
    #8412533 - 05/17/08 11:40 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Has anyone seen knocked up?  That's what this thread reminds me of. :grin:

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Offlinesmokeybear
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Re: Should I stop shaving my face? [Re: Mojo]
    #8412547 - 05/17/08 11:45 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

i have been shaving since i was in the 7th grade, started out with sideburns and it just kept going. only downside of a beard is that if it gets really hot in your area, it will make you hot.

if your facial hair grows like mine, you can have a rock solid mountain man beard in 2 months.

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InvisibleLayYouIn
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Re: Should I stop shaving my face? [Re: purplegreens]
    #8412589 - 05/17/08 12:04 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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purplegreens said:
why spend money on razors for shaving hair that is natural?




i haven't paid for a razor in years.  about 3 years ago i kept going back to the store and stole every pack of razors every time they stocked them.  :tongue:

i dont do that anymore though.  never got caught.

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Offlinegumkeegan
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hooray for beards! and for the Shroomery! [Re: sam420]
    #8412657 - 05/17/08 12:27 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

yo!  I shave every few weeks but leave a bit of a patch growing right under my chin.  this strategy is highly recommended!  It gives me an almost-clean-shaven look (for a few days a month :smile:) and allows me to enjoy the BIG advantage of having a few inches of hair to stroke.  Don't underestimate the power of the stroking!  It really does help me think complicated things (like everyday life) out.

I'm so happy to have found the shroomery!  Three cheers for this site!  Hip hip ...

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Re: hooray for beards! and for the Shroomery! *DELETED* [Re: gumkeegan]
    #8412714 - 05/17/08 12:47 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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OfflineFelinor
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Re: hooray for beards! and for the Shroomery! [Re: spock1]
    #8412838 - 05/17/08 01:25 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

i wish i had a beard to stroke...  :strokebeard:


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Re: hooray for beards! and for the Shroomery! [Re: Felinor]
    #8413110 - 05/17/08 02:27 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Felinor said:
i wish i had a beard to stroke...  :strokebeard:




i got rid of the beard because i got hair to play with now.  i love the beard in the fall/winter/spring but when summer hits, it has to come off.

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Re: hooray for beards! and for the Shroomery! [Re: smokeybear]
    #8413125 - 05/17/08 02:32 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

your right, it's getting hot out.

i change my mind about the beard. maybe for winter though.

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Invisiblerogue_pixie
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Re: Should I stop shaving my face? [Re: LayYouIn]
    #8413159 - 05/17/08 02:41 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Pros

Beards can disguise a double chin.
You can stroke it like a wise old man whilst deep in thought.
You can play with it!
You don't have to bother with shaving.
You will probably look more attractive ( in my opinion)
You can catch crumbs in it and then eat them later as a snack (ha ha ha).
You won't have to waste money on shaving products and it'll be more friendly to the environment.

Cons

The only con I can see is that a lot of morons in society associate beards with being scruffy and lazy when really shaving is just a waste of precious time and expense.


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Good luck and blessings of happiness and fortune." ~ RandalFlagg RIP


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Re: Should I stop shaving my face? [Re: rogue_pixie]
    #8413210 - 05/17/08 02:53 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

rogue_pixie said:
Pros

Beards can disguise a double chin.
You can stroke it like a wise old man whilst deep in thought.
You can play with it!
You don't have to bother with shaving.
You will probably look more attractive ( in my opinion)
You can catch crumbs in it and then eat them later as a snack (ha ha ha).
You won't have to waste money on shaving products and it'll be more friendly to the environment.

Cons

The only con I can see is that a lot of morons in society associate beards with being scruffy and lazy when really shaving is just a waste of precious time and expense.




why can't more chicks think a beard is attractive?? i know a handful that do, but for the most part, hair in general = nasty to a girl.

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Re: Should I stop shaving my face? [Re: LayYouIn]
    #8413247 - 05/17/08 03:00 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Do it. Beards rule. As mentioned, the cons are that most people will view you as scruffy bum or otherwise. And the majority of chicks are turned off by beards and would prefer a clean-shaven (read: girly, product of modern society) face, but you don't want those chicks anyway.
On the plus side, you can be a burly lumberjack.. and what's more manly than a full beard? Nothing.


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Re: Should I stop shaving my face? [Re: Shroomism]
    #8413323 - 05/17/08 03:13 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I hate when I bite hairs while Im eating so thats a con but its just the side of the stache doing that...which I can trim off... but when your this lazy not much gets trimmed unless I want to lose the caveman look and look upkept....

Just being stubbly and having a 5oclock shadow is nice to me... regarding Ill look like a hairy beast not shaving in just 24 hours...Being Hairy period is a curse now... seeing all these little hairless fucking boys running around a man with a hairy chest is a turn off to woman...go figure. What happened to the Days when hairy fuckers like Charles Bronson and Tom Seleck turned woman on...


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Re: Should I stop shaving my face? [Re: misterdogman]
    #8413394 - 05/17/08 03:28 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Hypertrichosis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypertrichosis




hah!

i'm not quite at that level of hairiness.... give me a few more years and then maybe.


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Re: Should I stop shaving my face? [Re: misterdogman]
    #8413397 - 05/17/08 03:29 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

misterdogman said:
What happened to hairy fuckers like Charles Bronson and Tom Seleck, thats what really turns me on....




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