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Ferris
PsychedelicJourneyman



Registered: 03/12/06
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Re: You're a druggie loser, go fuck yourself [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#8354816 - 05/02/08 05:55 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is gair one of us?
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misterdogman
Educationalresearcher ofthe Shroom



Registered: 03/17/08
Posts: 644
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Re: You're a druggie loser, go fuck yourself [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#8355280 - 05/02/08 07:52 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah life is funny sometimes. Like when you refer to yourself as the female half of family...while your trying to bitch out some poor ass magazine salesman...?WTF girl?. You could have at least made him call you daddy, unless your a badass transgendered boy? Could be a true story.?
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matits
Problematic Pain




Registered: 06/03/07
Posts: 440
Loc: Midwest USA
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Re: You're a druggie loser, go fuck yourself [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#8363215 - 05/04/08 10:06 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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My buddy actually was a Morman and had to do that crap. Then our mutual other buddy was sitting in his hot house with no shirt on watching tv, some show he found interesting at the time. He had a knock on the door and it was 2 Mormans. They asked if they could come in talk to him about the teachings of Joseph Smith. So he let them in and was hot and sweaty and then he was like, I am hot I am going to get something to drink, would you care for a beer. Then he turned up some pantera he had in his stereo and blared it and lit up a cigarette and started going to town on it. So they left so they didn't smell like cigarettes and didn't have to listen to blasphemer music. Ja ja ja.
I have another story that he told me about some douchebag who said his name to the DBags recruiter to try and get a higher rank by enslaving more people. But that is another story and this is your thread.
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TrippinTeddy said: I actually did something like that once. But it went down like this.
Jahova's showed up at my door and pretended I was really interested in what they had to say, and I scheduled for them to come back and have a bible reading with me on my ROOMMATES day off, early in the morning. So they got to my house and were ready to preach the word of god and I woke his ass up and had him come out to the living room. I got them started and I asked if they wanted drinks. I then just left. An hour later my roommate called me cussing me out, and I giggled lots.
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